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F.Thur has a vagina
FurThur has made it to 15 rides. (tied for second most TGR rides with Justcuz - K.R.)Quote:
Originally Posted by huckbucket
Huckbucket has made it to 13 rides.
We'll let the peloton decide who has the Vagina.
Sorry I didnt ask FurThur for his (there, your...?) permission to post a photo of you on TGR.
I mean, I don’t think you should say those things right after National Women’s Day...Quote:
Originally Posted by huckbucket
I’d say that was a random attack except I think we all know huck is kinda a dick when he’s not on his meds. And by meds I mean Utica Club and turpentine fumes.
Missed ya tonight huck.
Dee bitched about the 637,000 vert he’s ridden in the last few days and still held me off at the line. It’s gotta be the shoes Mookie.
I know it wasn’t the socks.
Wait, what? It was meant as a compliment.Quote:
Originally Posted by EWG
Made it outside today. Sunny and 45 might as well be mid-summer in the upstate.
Good for you all getting after it tonight.
I guess trying to stay away from the top of the hill wasn't a winning strategy ...
Is it possible to see the chat in retrospect? I think someone mocked my socks when I first joined.
But don't choose a route? I waited patiently until 6:00 and didn't get added, so I quit and restarted and just clicked the ride button without selecting a route, and then I joined. My Zwift-fu is weak.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dee Hubbs
Oh, it can work.
I had a weird thing happen tonight. We're doing a local race series, which starts at 6:15. I hit "join meetup" at about 6:08 and it put me in innsbruck with you guys, but just stopped at the start. Except that I didn't rsvp that I was going, and did say I was going to our race, and zwift companion gave me a notification that my other meetup was starting in 15min. Thankfully the join thing for the event I wanted to do popped up right away at 6:10.
Also yes it is fine to pick a route. There's always one selected anyway when you hit ride. I like doing really short ones while i warm up for stuff to get those badges without having to quit zwift to keep riding.
Cant retrieve the chat, that I know of.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Suit
Your socks were perfectly fine, full length and all the way up, just like mine!
It's these guys that make sick to my stomach:
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Yeah - that's kinda gross.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dee Hubbs
Zwift did not auto join me tonight either, at 4 minutes to the hour I quit my warm up ride and rejoined a route and it asked me right away to "join meetup".Quote:
Originally Posted by The Suit
There have been some gremlins since the last update.
Ya I saw you show up for 10 seconds, and disappear.Quote:
Originally Posted by jamal
You had the same kit on as me except you had tall socks. I am anti tall socks. Everyone else is pro tall socks. Cause they are euro heathens.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Suit
Hence the sock comment. Not directed at you specifically.
I like a good 21 cm tall sock.Quote:
Originally Posted by EWG
What? Don't you guys wash your shoes after each race?Quote:
Originally Posted by Dee Hubbs
No. I wear a new pair every race.
That sock picture makes me want to gag. Tall socks or gtfo. Was 65* here so lunch ride in the sun was a must.
Will likely be spotty for Tuesday attendance if this weather keeps up.
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At least we know what to get you low sock guys for Christmas now...
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Yep, I rode outside with my son earlier in the day and the wife continues to have APAC meetings, so my own availability will be limited.Quote:
Originally Posted by VTskibum
You mean the dime bag that's under the carpet in the corner? I mean, I guess so. Is it going to taste like carpet?Quote:
Originally Posted by Full Trucker
WTF with the tall socks?
First of all, I have outstanding ankles, and prefer to show them off. Secondly, those are best appreciated when they are tan. Thirdly, tall socks are way too close to cruise ship footwear. 4th, fashion can often be best pursued by seeing what the Dutch and Italians do and doing the opposite. 5th, in 5 years low socks will be the rage again, and I will have been first. 6th, while in mtn biking/cross tall socks keep dirt out of your feet, on the road they do literally nothing but reduce your aerodynamics and make you hotter than you need to be. 7th, you are not allowed to mention triathletes on TGR. 8th, if you need the splash of color that socks give you perhaps you should work on your personality instead.
I could go on.
I could go on.
^^please do...
Am I the only one bridging the divide by having my sock length slider in the middle position?
https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/202...903b7fb986.jpg
The top 35% of the slider set your socks to max height.
What does that tell you?
I think it’s Zwift saying you should run your socks at max height!
Middle position for me
High = Roadie
Middle = MTB
Low = Tri
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Ok, let's do this. Tell me what the fuck purpose the top 19cm of your socks serve? I'm baffled.
Remove anything that doesn't have a purpose (this is where you ask me to leave - that would be funny. And appropriate.)
Also, Dee's new avatar is outstanding. And appropriate.
I did not even know of this slider. Who keeps their socks in the garage?
Aero benefits:Quote:
Originally Posted by EWG
Rule 28, a UK-based manufacturer of aerodynamic clothing accessories, has released its latest aero sock.
Boldly, it claims they are “the fastest aero socks in the world” and could save you over 12 watts versus a standard pair of cycling socks.
If short/no socks were more aero the pros would not wear socks. If tall socks did not have an aero benefit the UCI would not regulate the height of them.
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This is a gentlemen's sport afterall. And you sir are no gentleman with that attitude. Would you go to a duck hunt without an ascot?Quote:
Originally Posted by EWG
I have an acquaintance that had argyle ‘socks’ tattooed on.
Probably the most aero?
They were mids.
His name was ‘Squirrel’.
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Originally Posted by The Suit
Sock doper.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dee Hubbs
Sock doping is real.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Suit
I really hope that ain’t a dude cuz those are nice!!! See the little scar too? Yeah. Yum. She can wear whatever socks she want. I got hooked on no socks long ago. Not a great solution, just A solution. Seem like everybody round here went to neon half-calf maybe for vis.Quote:
Originally Posted by Full Trucker
Downtube shifters are awesome but with 10 cogs out back let’s keep cadence right by shifting from the bars. That is if you care to keep up. Which I don’t and can’t.
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I want a calf-size sliderQuote:
Originally Posted by Dee Hubbs
That's what I saying last week on the Thursday group ride - clearly some riders had much bigger calves than me. It is a sock thing? Do they grow with your zwift level or maybe your FTP?
Sock slider, I'll be damned. Other than finding my high-viz jersey, I haven't really looked in the garage.
Your player in the game is supposed to be a representation of you based on height and weight, if I understand correctly.Quote:
Originally Posted by bennymac
https://zwiftinsider.com/avatar-sizing/
Dee, if it makes your life easier, you can remove me from the invites. If i get my shit together and can ride again, then I'll ask to be added back on. Tom A
I refrained from posting some other pictures I found of girls wearing pom pom socks. I know it's TGR and all, but Sprocket Rockets seems a little... classier?Quote:
Originally Posted by Jong Lafitte
It’s no extra effort. It’s not like I have to type in all the names every week. I have distribution list set up, and just hit that. Zwift makes that part easy.Quote:
Originally Posted by Iowagriz
I think it's just the focus here on masochism and self-flagellation makes cheesecake less top of mind :biggrin:Quote:
Originally Posted by Full Trucker