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Neither, Christy Sports botched ancient GSA'S mount too.Quote:
Originally Posted by flatNshallow
^^^^ Looks to me like ancient GSA might be holding His shovel....
Does the book of GSA say anything about GSA taking on a new human form once he realizes us lesser-beings have discovered him?? I have a feeling that this is not the last time GSA will be discovered in human form...
Someone needs to make fake gopros like those fake security cameras you can get. Then paying homage to the GSA would be much more affordable and able to be taken to absurd levels. A gopro mounted on a gopro would be pretty awesome.
It looks like the GSA is starting to get sponsored.
^^^priceless.
Gaperade.... fucking brilliant
THE WIN DOES NOTHING BUT CONTINUE TO WIN!!!
Genius.
I really had not realized until now, that this year's steeze technical-wear is all in brilliant colors of Gatorade.
hands down best thread of 2011/2012, so much win here
The GSA pro-model portable step machine.
Train for Alaska. Anytime. Anywhere.
The big picture--
Assuming that the GSA is not in a completely divine form and is still earthbound--
and Assuming that GSA is not a troll, in which case he is still divine--
and assuming that the evil we all know as Facebook tipped him off to a multitude of followers and epic derisive admiration, which he did not expect--
then it follows that the GSA may be on the defensive side.
If that is the case, then as a virtual friend and admirer, I tell you --OWN IT
Some of the best skiers in the world , or at least skiers close to parking lots near stores with public bathrooms, would take your training to another level
you have created the ultimate gaper calling card
Gape on brother -- I can't get my local ski shop to even call me when my blades are waxed, and tuned (3.5 DEGREE BEVEL, idiots never get it right)
Lynsey Dyer is officially a devotee.
More to come.
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Originally Posted by Alpinord
High-quality red wine just shot out of my nose upon viewing this thread-winning image.
Give praise, to the GSA, the climbing harness and the holy gopro, amen.
Fear not brother Lee, Sharon will be redeemed for it was she who observed the many acolytes of the GSA on Blackcomb. Those with shovel packs but no harness, those with the orange pants but with only a single gopro, many follow His path.Quote:
Originally Posted by LeeLau
i wonder if there's any way this thread could bite anybody in the ass
"I made the mistake of drinking this before an exam. While there I accidentally impregnated every girl and invented math."Quote:
Originally Posted by auvgeek
The doubting Thomas among us. Cast ye your wicked thoughts aside lest your voice be found among the cries of the forsaken, the gnashing of teeth. Repent!Quote:
Originally Posted by spook
Our father who art in powder, GSA be thy name.
Your powder come, with ski pants undone on the slopes or even during apres.
Give us this day to powder ski and forgive us for not all donning climbing harnesses as we forgive those with only one go pro.
And lead us not into tempation of permanently closed areas but deliver us from gnarbage.
In the name of the GSA, the climbing harness, and the holy gopro, amen.
aaahhh shit...thanks for the laughs FatherQuote:
Originally Posted by goldenshowers
Nicely done. Same cadence and everything. Blasphemers looking to repent, five Our GSAs, and buy another go pro.Quote:
Originally Posted by goldenshowers
Go forth Father goldenshowers and spread the gospel of the GSA to all those you shower with pee. Shout it from the mountaintops for you may live in endless powder if you shall only recive his grace. For you are a mighty teacher of the word the prophecy has told of your forthcoming.Quote:
Originally Posted by goldenshowers
Dude he's training for alaska!!! Get it through you head!