The Gaper Spirit Animal

[ACH]

that's a few thousand bucks of trolling gear that i'd like to have.

IDK, with exception of the bright clothing (I tend to roll monochromatic) and more than 1 POV camera (which I hardly ever wear), myself included, there are a lot of us on the board that have most of the stuff he has been seen to be wearing, we just don't put it on display like that... IMO, if this had been a troll, it's nothing short of Larry David genius....

In the world of over the top, a pair of Dynafits on a pair of MFD plates would have sent-it all the way.

[superstator]

Believe stickers have landed, and I will try to get them mailed out to everybody tonight.

[Canada1]

How could i miss that on my home mountain!! I'm going to pull a harness out of the shed this weekend and sport that thing in his tribute. In all honesty, a harness at PCMR does make sense. I mean the exposure on 98% of that mountain creates a high likelyhood of needing to rope up for access.

[MJbumper1121]

"Please excuse me, mighty GSA. Are you recording?"

"Of course I'm on!! I'm training for alaska, you peasant disciple fuck!!!!"


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[Soups]

Fucking Facebook. I've seen way too much GSA talk on there lately and knew that would be the eventual cause of GSA self awareness. I sincerely hope your source 5-times removed is wrong. If this is true, we may be forced to move into the next era of worship...

The GSA is Dead. Long Live the GSA.

GSA has died. GSA has risen. GSA will come agaaaaaiiiinnnnnn.

I hope this is all false information

[THECZECH]

Jan 22nd, I think it was McConkey Chair at PCMR (rip saucerboy) . I forgot to mention that he did have the contour HD rolling backup in case the go pro wasn't on, is this thing on? It was a powder day, so I didn't wait for GSA (at the time known as team f'in Xtreme) to get all of his cameras on, and powder cords in check. If GSA reveals himself, he is welcome as guest of honor at my Hot Dog Party.

[Jimty]

Now I'm back in the UK I will have to pay homage to the GSA in the only way possible - I shall don my harness, helmet cam and skins and attempt a first ascent of the indoor snow slope at Milton Keynes.

Here's hoping that the reports of GSA self-awareness are wrong, but with any luck He will just lose the little wrist bag and consider Himself sufficiently "toned down"....

[LeeLau]

What is the deal with females being non believers? My maggette Van_Skier also thinks it's a hoax. She has seen him with her own eyes yet still does not believe.

sharon too has repeated this heresy. I hope she is not smitten from the skies for the blasphemy as she cooks very well

[Canada1]

That's pioneer.

[wolfelot]

Devastating news, but I just got word from a friend of a friend of a friend's friend that the GSA has apparently achieved self-awareness and toning things down considerably now that he realizes that he is the laughingstock of the online ski world.

Sorry to be the bearer of such awful news. Call me Pontious Pilate, if you wish.

Do you speak the truth? This information, if true leads me to wonder and speculate what the GSAs reaction was when he became self aware and how he became aware. Did he mourn? Did he feel as if a great bolt of lightening From the heavens struck his soul? Did he have rage? Gather additional information and report.

[skibiker]

Muad Dib had no idea that he was the one at first. But after he became self aware he did great things and led his people to the promised land. So for us, surely there must be some modicum of hope. If the GSA has become self aware, we can only hope that he will not be vengeful and that he will accept his role as leader and savior with humility and that he will have patience with us as we struggle to emulate his ways. I can only hope for myself that one day he will consider me worthy of breaking trail for him off piste.


I believe!

[StuntCok]

So the GSA has become self aware and will no longer walk amongst us in his true form. Fear not, brothers, for this was in the prophesy!

We were not meant to forever seek the GSA in physical form but to carry him in our heart. Look now for the GSA in yourself. Every time you overcompensate for image sake you will find the GSA. The GSA will be with you when you buy a pack with external shovel carry just because it looks more 'core. He will be watching when you mount your skis with Dukes yet never intend to skin. When you spend too much on the latest outerwear you don't need he will be smiling. Every time a skier's gear and steeze exceed his skill the GSA will be there and, as such, he will be everywhere! Thank you, GSA. Hallelujah!

[ACH]

Muad Dib had no idea that he was the one at first. But after he became self aware he did great things and led his people to the promised land. So for us, surely there must be some modicum of hope. If the GSA has become self aware, we can only hope that he will not be vengeful and that he will accept his role as leader and savior with humility and that he will have patience with us as we struggle to emulate his ways. I can only hope for myself that one day he will consider me worthy of breaking trail for him off piste.


I believe!

Summoning up Maud Dib +1
FH would be proud.

So the GSA has become self aware and will no longer walk amongst us in his true form. Fear not, brothers, for this was in the prophesy!

We were not meant to forever seek the GSA in physical form but to carry him in our heart. Look now for the GSA in yourself. Every time you overcompensate for image sake you will find the GSA. The GSA will be with you when you buy a pack with external shovel carry just because it looks more 'core. He will be watching when you mount your skis with Dukes yet never intend to skin. When you spend too much on the latest outerwear you don't need he will be smiling. Every time a skier's gear and steeze exceed his skill the GSA will be there and, as such, he will be everywhere! Thank you, GSA. Hallelujah!

Straight from the book of StuntCok.
Believe and you will see the truth in yourself...

[BigDaddy]

HOF worthy thread. If only for the complete and total TGR self introspection inspired and the subsequent philosophical musings of the highest gnar degree, alone. Not to mention GSA birthing fame.

[biff chalupa]

So the GSA has become self aware and will no longer walk amongst us in his true form. Fear not, brothers, for this was in the prophesy!

We were not meant to forever seek the GSA in physical form but to carry him in our heart. Look now for the GSA in yourself. Every time you overcompensate for image sake you will find the GSA. The GSA will be with you when you buy a pack with external shovel carry just because it looks more 'core. He will be watching when you mount your skis with Dukes yet never intend to skin. When you spend too much on the latest outerwear you don't need he will be smiling. Every time a skier's gear and steeze exceed his skill the GSA will be there and, as such, he will be everywhere! Thank you, GSA. Hallelujah!

Believe.

[Skistack]

The GSA has entered the pupa stage. His exoskeleton (and harness) has shed, and the metamorphosis has begun. Soon he will emerge, a glorious creature unrecognizable from his previous self.

I'm thinking head to toe Arc'teryx. Charcoal Gray.

[snowswine]

Hahaha the win continues!

Oh, and I'm STILL training for Alaska...

[daviski]

^^ shouldn't you be swimming with your dog?

[snowswine]

^^huh? 2345

[Frank]

Me thinks the great GSA will walk again on or about April 1.




O holy GSA come back soon!

[daviski]

^^huh? 2345

sorry -- my faith is shaken

I am now alert for the Anti-GSA

Who will come bearing himself as a deliberate jokester who played us all from the beginning

But mark this person he will in fact be more charlatan than heretic,

As the true GSA recedes mere hucksters will attempt to fill his place.

Be vigilant and train.

[Ted Striker]

The GSA has entered the pupa stage. His exoskeleton (and harness) has shed, and the metamorphosis has begun. Soon he will emerge, a glorious creature unrecognizable from his previous self.

I'm thinking head to toe Arc'teryx. Charcoal Gray.

lolz....

[biff chalupa]

Hahaha the win continues!

Oh, and I'm STILL training for Alaska...

^^ shouldn't you be swimming with your dog?

^^huh? 2345

That's good stuff right there.

[Frank]

All non-believers are living in sin and will be banished to FT worth, never to see Alaska again

[TahoeJ]

I ordered some Hestra gloves today. I know somewhere the GSA was nodding with approval. Between my TNF jacket and orange pants, I'm getting closer to Alaska, but my training is not yet complete.