how long is a piece of string?Quote:
Originally Posted by AlpenChronicHabitual
you must do one hail GSA for every tenth of an inch of snow. The Almighty GSA does have mercy, but very little.
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how long is a piece of string?Quote:
Originally Posted by AlpenChronicHabitual
you must do one hail GSA for every tenth of an inch of snow. The Almighty GSA does have mercy, but very little.
So I was searching for funny images to photoshop the GSA into and was searching for cave paintings. I found this link:
http://www.niksula.hut.fi/~jptervon/cross.html
The first image can't be a coincidence. It is the oldest known image of somebody skiing... Look at the two sticks on top of the head. Gopros were apparently around 4000 years ago. The GSA skis across time.
http://i.imgur.com/ft6FC.gif
^^^^^^Winner, winner chicken dinner!!!!!!
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Originally Posted by skajah
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Originally Posted by toast2266
She's not a duck. I saw many orange pants today but none coupled with the holy GoPros, harness and stupid fucking shovel on the outside of pack. Have we been forsaken for the hallowed halls of the Structured Products Desk of Morgan Stanley?Quote:
Originally Posted by Neuro
Gapakelli Spirit Animal! FTW! http://www.wooden-nickel.com/wndesig...-kokopelli.gif
The earliest known skier had tip and tail rocker?
No sightings at Snowmass on 3/10, but there was no new snow in a week, so I guess that's not a surprise.
Still, I felt like I was been punished as an unbelieving, non gro pro owning heathen.
rocker, whats old is new againQuote:
Originally Posted by StuntCok
http://<iframe width="640" height="3...reen></iframe>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4F3ek...layer_embedded
when will we start seeing disciples?
people wearing orange pants, Go pro's front and back? A harness?
Maybe not everything at the same time.... but one has to start somewhere...
I smell GSA "Flash Mobs" showing up at a ski lift near you...
I've gone to worship in my orange jacket & green pants but it just doesn't look right, may GSA have mercy on me for my heresy.
Brilliant Lee...haaaaaaQuote:
Have we been forsaken for the hallowed halls of the Structured Products Desk of Morgan Stanley?
I'm tempted to say that's one of the most boring ski videos ever, but upon reflection I realized it's better than most POVs. Except for those made of, or by, the GSA, of course.Quote:
Originally Posted by b0ardski
Us that an arm or a toe point?Quote:
Originally Posted by mashed_penguin
^^ Holding a paddle maybe.
He may keep these things handy for a quick escape after the next financial meltdownQuote:
Originally Posted by LeeLau
At any rate I fear the GSA's gawdy teenage years are gone -- he will keep training but with less gaping
and that just makes me sad
I say we invite him to the Mammoth Mini.
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Originally Posted by flatNshallow
it's a pole mounted GoPro
aka The Third Eye
The GSA is all seeing (and all recording)
I would like to take a moment to give thanks to the GSA for delivering waist deep powder to our humble small resort.
In the name of the GSA, the climbing harness, and the holy gopro, Amen.
I told my roommate rather excitedly that the GSA had become self aware.Quote:
Originally Posted by daviski
''He's just growing up," was his reply.
Aren't we all...
Perhaps one day the Holy Ark of the GSA will be revealed, and all of the sacred POV footage within will be showered upon the Earth to the singing of angels. (Or the hum of YouTube servers - same thing really.)
Do you have proof of this, or is your opinion faith-based?Quote:
Originally Posted by splat
Is the GSA the materialization of the Flying Spaghetti Monster? Compare:
This:
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To this:
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And also remember that in the beginning He created a mountain, trees and a midget:
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RAmen!
SHINJUKU MOTHERFUCKER!Quote:
I think this is all a promo for the new TOOL album coming out this spring, "Fourth Eye"
"PRYING OPEN MY FOURTH EYE _ PRYING OPEN MY FOURTH EYE"
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-kypT-kbvrY...greeneyeLP.jpg