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07-23-2007, 05:00 PM
Rontele

Quote:

Originally Posted by Steven S. Dallas

No, Manhattan, 'cause I live here. It's all the way over on the West Side, though- I was considering getting a hotel room, until I realized I didn't give a shit (what with interviews for LA jobs with Skadden, O'Melveny, and Bingham this Thursday and Friday).

I thought the exam was only given in Albany?
07-23-2007, 05:03 PM
MakersTeleMark

Awesome thread cuntage. I highly approve!
07-23-2007, 05:03 PM
Steven S. Dallas

If you're out-of-state then it's only in Albany. If you live in Manhattan (at least) , you can take it at the Javits Convention Center. I don't know what the options are for all residents of the five boroughs, or NY residents who don't live in New York City.

Thanks for making me re-check my admissions ticket, though.

As for thread cuntage, it was really all over when Irul made that predictable hippie joke on page 1.
07-23-2007, 05:09 PM
Rontele

Quote:

Originally Posted by Steven S. Dallas

If you're out-of-state then it's only in Albany. If you live in Manhattan (at least) , you can take it at the Javits Convention Center. I don't know what the options are for all residents of the five boroughs, or NY residents who don't live in New York City.

Thanks for making me re-check my admissions ticket, though.

As for thread cuntage, it was really all over when Irul made that predictable hippie joke on page 1.

That is a nice luxury. I only have a short 10 minute drive to the Merchandise Mart for the exam. My buddy taking the Florida bar had to drive from Miami to Tampa today.
07-23-2007, 05:11 PM
Danno

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rontele

That is a nice luxury. I only have a short 10 minute drive to the Merchandise Mart for the exam. My buddy taking the Florida bar had to drive from Miami to Tampa today.

I loved all the idiots who got a hotel room next to the Merchandise Mart. Just where I wanna relax before and after exam day.
07-23-2007, 05:13 PM
TWINS

Quote:

Originally Posted by brent

Since Rontele is obviously screwed as far as the exam goes, longlegs should not have to delay posting her naked photos.

Love those telechicas:)
http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p...aper21_8x6.jpg
07-23-2007, 05:13 PM
Rontele

Quote:

Originally Posted by Danno

I loved all the idiots who got a hotel room next to the Merchandise Mart. Just where I wanna relax before and after exam day.

Its one thing if you are coming from Co Springs, Pueblo, or arguably even Fort Fun. But if you are coming Boulder or Denver, then they shouldn't even let you sit for the bar if you got a hotel room near there.
07-23-2007, 05:14 PM
Jax

The Mexican joint across the street from the merch mart is yummy and authentic.
07-23-2007, 05:15 PM
Danno

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rontele

Its one thing if you are coming from Co Springs, Pueblo, or arguably even Fort Fun. But if you are coming Boulder or Denver, then they shouldn't even let you sit for the bar if you got a hotel room near there.

yeah, I was talking about locals.

stupendous man got a room there. :D
07-23-2007, 05:16 PM
Danno

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jax

The mexican joint across the street is authentic and yummy- the highlight of every visit I have to make at the merch mart.

was unwilling to risk it; the thought of sharting in the middle of the exam because I ate a plateful of lard-filled beans was a little too scary! :eek:
07-23-2007, 05:17 PM
Steven S. Dallas

Yeah, last year I had to take it in the hell hole that is Ontario, CA. Nice five-minute walk from the motel to the convention center, not too bad. This is going to be a little more stressful. The 10 minute drive sounds ideal for a little pregame coffee and reflection- enjoy! It's really amazing how quickly it all goes by.

Oh, and if you can get some caffeine-juiced Gu or Powerbar gel, it's not a bad thing to have midway through the afternoon session. If you start feeling at all scrambled, go to the can and power it down, you'll be good as new.
07-23-2007, 05:20 PM
Rontele

Quote:

Originally Posted by Steven S. Dallas

Yeah, last year I had to take it in the hell hole that is Ontario, CA. Nice five-minute walk from the motel to the convention center, not too bad. This is going to be a little more stressful. The 10 minute drive sounds ideal for a little pregame coffee and reflection- enjoy! It's really amazing how quickly it all goes by.

Oh, and if you can get some caffeine-juiced Gu or Powerbar gel, it's not a bad thing to have midway through the afternoon session. If you start feeling at all scrambled, go to the can and power it down, you'll be good as new.

Yeah, I am going to bring a red bull or two.
07-23-2007, 05:22 PM
Jax

sharting- that's funny. Not the action, but the wordage...
07-23-2007, 05:33 PM
elk-tamer

Quote:

Originally Posted by RootSkier

Yeah, well you are new here. You should be careful what you wish for. :eek:

Sorry. Is everyone else enjoying the test questions? TGR rocks.
07-23-2007, 06:30 PM
brent

Quote:

Originally Posted by Heather

don't forget to toss the salad before the test, better yet, do it before you go to bed... so you can have a restful sleep.

I have a tough time trying to figure out how this is going to help poor rontele pass the bar. But, if he decides to try it, I think jelly or syrup would be a good idea . . . .

Quote:

Originally Posted by UrbanDictionary.com

1. Toss The Salad

1) To lick, and pleasure the anus
2) To mix chopped up marijuana with chopped up hash bricks.
3) To mix various vegetables, beans, pastas or fruits into a single dish.

Toss the salad, Bitch.
Are you going to toss that salad or what? I want to get high.
I hope mom finishes tossing that salad soon, I'm hungry.

2. toss the salad

Eating out a butthole.

Toss my salad, please!

3. toss the salad

To perform the act of eating out an asshole, usually in prison, with either jelly or syrup.

Interviewer: What do you do to the new guys, you know, the fresh meat.

Inmate: I make those bitches toss my salad.
07-23-2007, 06:40 PM
Tri-Ungulate

Holee shit. By the looks of this thread, if TGR is comprised of dentists, Telemarktips is comprised completely of lawyers.:nonono2:
07-23-2007, 06:41 PM
FacieDoPrima

Maybe they have a legal forum over there at Ttips.
07-23-2007, 07:46 PM
cj001f

Quote:

Originally Posted by Danno

The happy people living happy lives was a joke, but my point still stands, the place self-moderates, just in a different manner than here.

Yes, there is no Mitch to "self-moderate" here. I'm unawares of anyone ever being banned from TGR for posting facts that were inconvenient. TTips can't say the same.

That said there are some interesting people who only contribute to ttips for whatever reasons - be it legacy, they like the vibe, whatever so it's not all bad.
07-23-2007, 07:59 PM
AlpineZone

Hi TelemarkTippers! I would like to formally invite all of you to come join our forums at AlpineZone.Com. We are a fun-loving but responsible bunch of skiers who know the benefits of what good moderation brings to an on-line community. The self-titled "maggots" here at TGR tend to be less disciplined sorts who are not well-schooled in a moderated environment. I think most all of you will find that our seasoned moderators "keep the bar high" by maintaining a sense of order and decorum, while encouraging quality discussion about our favorite pastime. It may take a small amount of getting used to, as we do have reasonable standards as far as language and image posting that are strictly enforced. The registration is easy and painless, and the rules will be explained in detail during the process. Come join the fun! :smile:
07-23-2007, 08:06 PM
telepariah

You know the line here. Naked pics of your sister or split, kook! I mean JONG! :the_finge
07-23-2007, 08:07 PM
FacieDoPrima

Quote:

Originally Posted by LongLegsInAlaska

Hey FacieDoPrima: If it takes a woman to whine about the men who snivel about the rules on Ttips to get them to stop their sniveling, I'll whine all day long about it.

Yes, it is our female "job".
07-23-2007, 08:08 PM
WrongWay

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rontele

Yeah, I am going to bring a red bull or two.

And a pair of clean drawers, just in case...
:FIREdevil
07-23-2007, 08:12 PM
~mikey b

Quote:

Originally Posted by TWINS

Love those telechicas:)
http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p...aper21_8x6.jpg

I hate that stupid picture. That's some of the weakest skiing I've ever seen. Someone should tell her she needs to actually weight her back foot, not just lift her heel a bit.

and go eat something

grumblegrumblegrumble:cussing: :cussing:
07-23-2007, 08:17 PM
Meadow Skipper

Quote:

Originally Posted by cj001f

Yes, there is no Mitch to "self-moderate" here. I'm unawares of anyone ever being banned from TGR for posting facts that were inconvenient. TTips can't say the same.

Whatever. Point being that TGR isn't a total bad-ass moderation-free zone.

Quote:

Originally Posted by cj001f

That said there are some interesting people who only contribute to ttips for whatever reasons - be it legacy, they like the vibe, whatever so it's not all bad.

True that. But also some people just like tele.

Sorry - no obBarExam discussion.
07-23-2007, 09:26 PM
Jax

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlpineZone

Hi TelemarkTippers! I would like to formally invite all of you to come join our forums at AlpineZone.Com. We are a fun-loving but responsible bunch of skiers who know the benefits of what good moderation brings to an on-line community. The self-titled "maggots" here at TGR tend to be less disciplined sorts who are not well-schooled in a moderated environment. I think most all of you will find that our seasoned moderators "keep the bar high" by maintaining a sense of order and decorum, while encouraging quality discussion about our favorite pastime. It may take a small amount of getting used to, as we do have reasonable standards as far as language and image posting that are strictly enforced. The registration is easy and painless, and the rules will be explained in detail during the process. Come join the fun! :smile:

So, you are trolling on a website for possible posters from another site that is temporarily down- all in the hopes of boosting visits to your own site? That's kind of lame.

The fact that you have to troll for new users, OTOH, is actually funny. Sad but funny.
07-23-2007, 09:27 PM
slyguy

Telemarktips.com/Telemarktalk.com shut down???

‘Telemarktalk.com' Website Shut Down 'Due to Threats'
By Geoff Johannson
C-BSNews.com Senior Staff Writer
July 23, 2007

(C-BSNews.com) - The group of telemarkers that launched a website labeling opponents of telemarking "racists, cowards" and "domestic terrorists" claims to have disabled the site "Due to the threats" from "anti-telemark" individuals.

Local Eastern Sierra resident Mitch and the League of United American Telemark Citizens (LUATC) launched Telemarktips.com and Telemarktalk to criticize opponents of telemarking who are members or affiliates of the ‘Randonee’ style of skiing. Local groups of the Randonee skiers have been photographing and videotaping telemarkers at resorts and backcountry around California and other locations and using the footage to scoff at telemarking as a sport on Youtube, Tetongravityresearch.com, and other internet sites.

LUATC created Telemarktips.com on Dec. 13, 2001, and Telemarktalk.com the next day. Both domain names pointed to the same site, which featured photographs of the Telemarker skiers who participated in the “stylish sport” and identified all other snowports them as, "lockheelers, cowards, un-Americans (sic), un-capable of the telemark turn, [and] domestic terrorists."

As C-BS Service initially report on our website July 20, the plural domain name (Telemarktalk.com) became "temporarily unavailable."

Internet archives show that sometime between 2:20 p.m. (EST) July 20 - LUATC deleted the main website Telemarktips.com, discussions, as well as photographs and accusations from the remaining site.

"Due to threats of violence we have received from the anti-telemark movement who refuse to reveal their identity," the statement on the home page of Telemarktips.com claims, "we are disabling this site!"

Brendon Wilkes, attorney for LUATC, addressed the topic of threats during the interview for C-BS Service's first follow-up article.

"Several of the emails we have received threaten violence," Wilkes said.

He provided examples of "all the un-free thinking email we are getting."

"[The] only way to stem this is to take violent action against telemarketers," wrote one critic who signed his name "Gary Williams" and added, "Yes, that is my real name ... I am NOT a coward like most."

Another, profanity-laced email referred to LUATC as "spastic sons of 3rd world bastards," but contained no threats.

"All that serves to validate our initial impression that the motivation behind this ... the reason why they're getting up that early in the morning to go out there and do this, is based the fact they haven’t yet practiced ‘free the heel and the mind will follow’," Wilkes said.

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2005/...e=search_story
07-23-2007, 09:29 PM
cj001f

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jax

So, you are trolling on a website for possible posters from another site that is temporarily down- all in the hopes of boosting visits to your own site? That's kind of lame.

The fact that you have to troll for new users, OTOH, is actually funny. Sad but funny.

I'm not sure which is funnier - responding to a well known troll or busting chops for trolling for forum visitors in a conversation about ttips ;)
07-23-2007, 09:37 PM
FacieDoPrima

Quote:

Originally Posted by cj001f

I'm not sure which is funnier - responding to a well known troll or busting chops for trolling for forum visitors in a conversation about ttips ;)

It's so cruel, really. Tipsters seem like little homeless children abandoned in the darkened and sooty streets of this foreign and strange domain. It's awfully kind of you noble TGR folks to adopt them into your adoring hearts. The humanity is touching.

http://la.indymedia.org/uploads/2005...rama_queen.jpg
07-23-2007, 09:41 PM
detroit

Quote:

Originally Posted by slyguy

Local Eastern Sierra resident Mitch and the League of United American Telemark Citizens (LUATC) launched Telemarktips.com and Telemarktalk to criticize opponents of telemarking who are members or affiliates of the ‘Randonee’ style of skiing. Local groups of the Randonee skiers have been photographing and videotaping telemarkers at resorts and backcountry around California and other locations and using the footage to scoff at telemarking as a sport on Youtube, Tetongravityresearch.com, and other internet sites.

Nice try but this isn't http://www.tetongravityresearch.com/
...although maybe there was trouble over there too.
07-23-2007, 09:42 PM
cj001f

Quote:

Originally Posted by FacieDoPrima

It's so cruel, really. Tipsters seem like little homeless children abandoned in the darkened and sooty streets of this foreign and strange domain. It's awfully kind of you noble TGR folks to adopt them into your adoring hearts. The humanity is touching.

this username would never set foot in telemarktips!
07-23-2007, 09:43 PM
skieurmalade

Quote:

Originally Posted by telemike

I hate that stupid picture. That's some of the weakest skiing I've ever seen. Someone should tell her she needs to actually weight her back foot, not just lift her heel a bit.

and go eat something

grumblegrumblegrumble:cussing: :cussing:

wow. didn't see that coming.. I was just about to say that this picture made my heart skip a beat. but then again I'm a sucker for siberian telemarking babes in bikinis. Who cares how well she skis? She's in SIBERIA!!! In fact I'd just like to say THANK YOU for posting that picture- it's the most beautiful thing I saw all day.
07-23-2007, 09:50 PM
FacieDoPrima

Quote:

Originally Posted by cj001f

this username would never set foot in telemarktips!

True, because?

Quote:

Originally Posted by cj001f

I'm unawares of anyone ever being banned from TGR for posting facts that were inconvenient. TTips can't say the same.

Now surely you're not implying they are *gasp* intolerant?
07-23-2007, 09:52 PM
FacieDoPrima

Oops, I laughed and spilled some wine between my boobs!
07-23-2007, 10:09 PM
Jax

Quote:

Originally Posted by cj001f

I'm not sure which is funnier - responding to a well known troll or busting chops for trolling for forum visitors in a conversation about ttips ;)

True true. Boredom and bad wine = not so good. :nonono2:

But it sure sounds believable, don't it?
07-23-2007, 10:25 PM
Tri-Ungulate

Quote:

Originally Posted by FacieDoPrima

The humanity is touching.

http://www.aerospaceweb.org/question...ndenburg05.jpg

Quote:

Originally Posted by cj001f

this username would never set foot in telemarktips!

Yeah, it already has a bad enough rep over at CC :biggrin:
07-23-2007, 10:34 PM
FacieDoPrima

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tri-Ungulate

http://www.aerospaceweb.org/question...ndenburg05.jpg

Yeah, it already has a bad enough rep over at CC :biggrin:

Wreck pictures are so gross, they make me queasy.

http://www.hopeforcancer.com/images/...CancerCell.jpg
07-23-2007, 11:12 PM
Coolwhip

Does anyone have a picture of a large woman sitting on her heel for telemike? In the spirit of Ttips I'd like to help him out, but I didn't save any of the wallpapers. :(
07-24-2007, 12:09 AM
LongLegsInAlaska

This thread has been an interesting read as I'm seeing some OT posters in a whole new light. Who would have thought that Bunion would have an avatar of naked tits on any website? And Brent, damn you're nasty! I'm going to have to do more recon over here -- lots of good chain yankin material to be had.
07-24-2007, 12:46 AM
FacieDoPrima

Quote:

Originally Posted by LongLegsInAlaska

This thread has been an interesting read as I'm seeing some OT posters in a whole new light. Who would have thought that Bunion would have an avatar of naked tits on any website? And Brent, damn you're nasty! I'm going to have to do more recon over here -- lots of good chain yankin material to be had.

Not too much nekkie, but a few wymyn friends who like to show me around in Seattle, but just on gurls night out. They are so sweet to me!

http://www.justlaura.com/0703pride/d...%20bikes02.JPG

Now these three are fun too, the gurl in the rose sweater told me we should go out for espresso, sometime. She kinda creeps me out because she is always encouraging me to go braless.

http://www.justlaura.com/0703pride/pride07.JPG
07-24-2007, 01:24 AM
hemas

Quote:

Originally Posted by cj001f

this username would never set foot in telemarktips!

Ha:p.

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