Worst song ever? (NSR)

Anything by Aqua
Don't Phunk With My Heart, My Humps- Black Eyed Peas (after I take care of them:FIREdevil )
Mr Roboto- Styx
Final Countdown- Europe?
I'm Blue- Eiffel65 -I'm confused how this one has not come up yet
Any of that German new wave garbage
Whip It!- Devo
Most of the new country stuff- Stupid teenage punks and buying into their shitty annoying fads and we all have to suffer...


Only a couple more and you could have the 250 songs that would go on some kid's 80GB Ipod!!

The Macarena - Los del Rio

I can't believe someone has not mentioned it yet. May be someone did and I overlooked it with all the other train wrecks people have mentioned.

Honorable mention

Playing with the queen of hearts - Juice Newton

Transformer Man, Neil Young

He tried to go techno..

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Originally Posted by A-wreck

I'l lsecond that.
Black eyed peas suck as a whole.
They are a product of what some record company exec thinks is cool.
And......every dolt on the planet eats it up.
Pathetic.

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I agree 100%, but will also throw in Kanye West's Gold Digger.

anything by Alanis Morissette.

Terry Jacks, Seasons in the sun.

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Originally Posted by MTT

ACHY BREAKY HEART

I hate (HATE) that song.

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I'll have to file that away in my memory.

-"Rock Me Amadeus" by Falco

-Whatever the fuck that song is by ChumbaWumba

-"American Pie", especially when sung by other people, which is all the fuckin' time.

Alvin and the Chipmunks' Christmas song.

Probably already been said (numerous times) but "We built this city on Rock and Roll"

John Mellencamp's

Our Country. Without question.

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Originally Posted by Rontele

John Mellencamp's

Our Country. Without question.

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Have you forgotten Bob Seger's "Like a Rock" already?

How quickly we forget.

These guys give cover the song appropriately....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OemgQuSUb8

I do not know how this one has not been included (everyone has probably tried to forget about it already)

Wake me up...- WHAM

I think we have a winner

NUMA NUMA

and just incase... heres the link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60og9...elated&search=

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These guys give cover the song appropriately....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OemgQuSUb8

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wow the guy on the freezer was truely rocking it out. thats the kind of rocking you'd expect from a death metal concert

"I Think I Love You" by the Partridge Family or "Mandy" by Barry Manilow.

Either way it'll take me a week to get these two out of my head, so thanks for starting this thread!:fuckyou:

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Probably already been said (numerous times) but "We built this city on Rock and Roll"

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aaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggggggggghhhh hhhhhhhhhhhh!

Willie Nelson's cover of Time After Time. WTF? That whole album is a monstrosity. More crap I was forced to listen to by the kids where I used to work, the Beach House on the Moon album by Jimmy Buffett. And some live album by Allison Krause makes me want to kill someone, myself if necessary.

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Originally Posted by tarkman1

Dirk Diggler - "You Got the Touch"

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I couldn't get "the heat will rock you" out of my head on the golf course this morning...damnit dirk!

my 2 cents:
"S Club Seven - S Club"

3 Coins in The Fountain.

C'mon, no one said Milli Vanilli?! 'Girl You Know It's True' was so bad even they wouldn't sing it!:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzMehzvbUXk

Oh my god,that fuckin John Mellencamp-this is our country song! I have to punch myself everytime i hear it on those commercials. Curse you assholes for even bringin it up.

What about that one song "we built this city on rock n roll"

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Originally Posted by subtle plague

ok there two categories: crap and crap that might be defended by some because those cretins think it is a good song.

category one: no one can defeat the burger song from dj ötzi (which actually was on number one here in germany.:eek: considering this the US Amry should have dropped the A Bomb here and not in Japan....)

http://www.amazon.de/exec/obidos/cli...361544-0880826

"how bout it people?
Now it's time 4 the burger dance....
OHHHHHH.....
A pizza hut, A pizza hut
Kentucky fried chicken
& A pizza hut (2 times)

Macdonalds X2

Kentucky fried chicken
& a pizza hut(repeat mcdonalds part)

Put ur hands up in the air X2
Feel the roof above your head
Flap your elbows up and down
Dancing like a cheeky clown

Fling em finger in the air X2
Do it like you just dun care X2
PIZZA HUT! X2
Kentucky fried chicken X2
McdonaldsX2

Oh c'mon

Repeat all over again

glory glory hallejuah X2 And we dance the burger dance "

category 2: several real björk songs and the whole album where she is doing vocal excercises(her last one?). god i hate that wannbe arty crap.

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We need to define some categories here. Most of this thread has focussed on music played on US radio stations, and there is much crap to choose from there. But euro pop / rock is on a whole 'nother level of asininity and badness, and deserves its own category.

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What about that one song "we built this city on rock n roll"

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see above

Im very upset nobody has said Chumbawamba yet. That stuff makes me want to jump off of a cliff

Rainbow in the Dark-Dio

so bad, but yet so good.

probably been said, but....

Lenny Kravitz - American Woman....a classic butchered

anything by G Love. Especially the 'cold beverages' song.

Fuck, I wanna strangle that fag.

Bon Jovi - "You Give Love a Bad Name", "Livin' on a Prayer", "Wanted Dead or Alive" ... take your pick. They suck and don't compare to the Boss.

"Country Roads" sucks ass as well.

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First a warning:This Poster Assumes No Responsibility For Any Damage Incurred From Listening To The Following Song

But he and Ben Fields did a genuinely good song. That + being William Shatner = full pardon








William Shatner singing Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds off his Transformed Man album. Truely a soul scarring experience.

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But he and Ben Fields did a genuinely good song. That + being William Shatner = full pardon

Perhaps not THE absolute worst, but pretty fucking bad none the less. Shatner´s Lucy.. is up there, and more or less every pop artist out there. I get stunned whenever I come to a party, and all I hear is shit, shit, and more shit. Fuck, tons of RnB, bad hiphop I don´t know what´s called, and it tears my mind apart. I hate record companies for churning that crap out.

There can be no doubt that Shatner WINS!
Amazingly, Shatner also has recorded one of the greatest songs ever. Think I'm nuts? It features Ben Folds and Joe Jackson and if you put it your I pod and ski, you will rock. It's called "Common People". I'm not shitting....Give it a listen. REALLY!!!

anything by shaq

Sounds like the nickelback of bad rap.

Pony by Far (covering Ginuwine)



I'm just a bachelor
I'm looking for a partner
Someone who knows how to ride
Without even falling off

Gotta be compatible
Takes me to my limits
Girl when I break you off
I promise that you won't
want to get off

[Chorus]
If your horny, Let's do it
Ride it, My Pony
My saddle's waiting
Come and jump on it

If your horny, Let's do it
Ride it, My Pony
My saddle's waiting
Come and jump on it

Sitting here flossing
Peeping your steelo
Just once if I have the chance
The things I will do to you
You and your body
Every single portion
Send chills up and
down you spine
Juices flowing down your thigh

[Chorus]

If we're gonna get nasty, Baby
First we'll show & tell
Till I reach your ponytail
Lurk all over and
through you baby
Until I reach your stream
You'll be on my jockey team

[Chorus]
[repeats and ends]

(Ride it)
(My Saddle's)

Billie Ray Cirus- Ackey Breakey Heart
(U) Can't Touch That (sorry done even care who did it)

And a few others probably if I thought of it long enough

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"If I could turn back time" by Cher. Actualy, anything by Cher!

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You know what? After the nuclear armageddon their will be 2 things left on this planet. Roaches and Cher

http://www.cheriffic.net/pictures/cher.jpg

Celine Dion's song from Titanic has to be top 5 worst.

Any song by this miserable fucking cow.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OemgQuSUb8

MF

Roxanne!!! Makes me vomitous whenever I hear it...