Maybe if they find the door down there, it will save ONE of them
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Maybe if they find the door down there, it will save ONE of them
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Originally Posted by Timberridge
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Originally Posted by BmillsSkier
Zissou already tried it with lackluster results.
Somehow it feels to me that the book written about this adventure will be a bit less soul capturing than the climbing stories of Mallory, Kurtz, Simpson etc.
How many times have we seen negligible responses to refugee boats capsizing?
I mean, the billionaire’s son couldn’t access social media for many hours, that’s a tale of fortitude to span the ages.Quote:
Originally Posted by EWG
It would definitely be more compelling (and yes, entertaining) if they started eating each other like the Donner party or those soccer players. But unfortunately the time limitation on air would likely preclude that possibility.
Every time they do.Quote:
Originally Posted by EWG
... we now interrupt our regular coverage for a four hour special... Wolf Blitzer: the Titanic submarine billionaire tragedy.
Maybe the alpha billionaire killed everybody right away, That's 5X the oxygen for him!!Quote:
Originally Posted by I Skied Bandini Mountain
Nobody becomes a billionaire because of their generosity kindness and self-sacrifice...
That's going to make the Netflix series difficult to pace for 6 episodes x 3 seasons.Quote:
Originally Posted by heckacali
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Originally Posted by Danno
Nah, they’ll start with his childhood and how his mother kept her mouth shut as his father drank too much and locked him in the pantry when he didn’t win the science fair.Quote:
Originally Posted by PNWbrit
Jokes on you guys, the billionaire has been dabbling in transhumanism and gave himself gills already. He’s halfway to Sealand by now to live out his libertarian fantasies.
Thanks, that was good.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kevo
Every time someone gets lost, hurt or killed around here (especially if they aren't "local") someone complains about SAR costs. I feel the same as you, heck I don't even make bad decisions really. Sometimes you just slip.Quote:
Originally Posted by LHutz Esq
Danish Inventor Who Murdered Journalist On Submarine In 2017 Briefly Escapes PrisonQuote:
Originally Posted by AK47bp
Nah. You're thinking of this submarine guy.
Perfect.Quote:
Originally Posted by bennymac
Just title it "Titani: The Way of Water."
Will they start to have sub tours of the missing sub when they find it?
Forgot about that nut job.Quote:
Originally Posted by PNWbrit
I suggest if they do find this sub on the seafloor, they just leave it like they leave the bodies on Mt. Everest. What's the point of hauling up dead people. From backcountry skiers to billionaire submariners, leaving the bodies where they are would serve as a warning for every other person who wishes to tempt fate.Quote:
Originally Posted by waxman
Well there goes season 3 of the Netflix docuseries “Titan - The Unfathomable Attempt for a Billion Dollar View”.Quote:
Originally Posted by Timberridge
Maybe a Netflix behind the scenes type show.Quote:
Originally Posted by AK47bp
Submariners: Dive to Survive
What a waste of a perfect title.Quote:
Originally Posted by AK47bp
CAn you imagine what the local roads would look like if they just swept the debris off the shoulder and left the remnants of fatal car crashes? JFC, that would be scary.Quote:
Originally Posted by Timberridge
Brought to you by the Rolex Submariner.Quote:
Originally Posted by PNWbrit
That's not a terrible idea. As long as they can remove the pollutants.Quote:
Originally Posted by californiagrown
Well, fortunately the cost (and risk) to remove a dead body from the side of the NJ Turnpike pales in comparison to whatever is going on here. They leave the dead deer there though as a warning to other deer.Quote:
Originally Posted by californiagrown
I think we may be missing something here.
You get yourself a nice septic tank, culvert type thing. Put in some carpet, a game controller, an lcd screen in a circle on one end and a camp shitter at the other.
You take this sucker out in the ocean, throw some billionaires on it, shake it around a bit, play some b-roll from the titanic on the lcd screen, spray it with water and let them out after a couple hours.
That'll be $150,000 please.
Up sell to the "your-life-is-in-danger-so-this-is-a-real-adventure"(tm) package and keep them rocking for an extra day or two.
Basically a crappier version of Disneyland's undersea adventure for way more money!
They do the same with refugees.Quote:
Originally Posted by Timberridge
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If someone offered me 250k to hop in a tiny homemade sub and descend to 12,000 feet below sea leel , I would politely say "no thanks"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5C7sqVe2Vg
It’s in the book.Quote:
Originally Posted by S_jenks
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Just get to news dramatizations and Netflix series already.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zjccqFVbbo
I can say with absolute authority that the deer that follow give zero fucks about their dead buddy on the side of the road over there.Quote:
Originally Posted by Timberridge
The deer have never read The Lord of the Flies.Quote:
Originally Posted by BmillsSkier
How much for the "go see the wreck of the vessel sent to see the wreck" tour?
Narrated by Xzibit.Quote:
Originally Posted by SumJongGuy
Somehow they are going to make this CEO seem like a real hero if they manage to survive.Quote:
Originally Posted by mud
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Do you like fishdicks?
You just know there's going to be some kind of "trapped in a submarine, going to die in 2 days" porno orgy movie.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mofro261
The origin of that banging sound underwater has been revealed. https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/202...856a93b6ad.jpg