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Hey at least I don't fall asleep in European bars and clubs! ;)Quote:
Originally posted by phUnk
Does this mean your girlfriend is going to let you come to the Summit? [/2nd attempt]
Your mouth is writing checks your body can't cash :D
Yes. I'm out on parole. When will you be in town?
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99 Problems but a bitch ain't one
If you havin girl problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
Hit me
You know... If we all just stopped "fucking chicks" these problems would be history in about one generation.
</NateR not being funny>
If you buy her anything "fabulous", as was mentioned earlier, buy it from here and make sure you get some damn enjoyment from it ...you've earned it through this BS session.
Link is NSFW
Roll into Tahoe with PowHo Thursday night.Quote:
Originally posted by Punani
Hey at least I don't fall asleep in European bars and clubs! ;)
Your mouth is writing checks your body can't cash :D
Yes. I'm out on parole. When will you be in town?
I'll be bringing my big boy skis too. Also my jib monkey skeeze in case you Ta-Hoes can't provide the powpow like we Utards always do.
I'm still disappointed that this thread doesn't have any lesbian porn in it. The thread title is definitely asking for it.
http://www.gaycitynews.com/gcn223/lesbian.jpgQuote:
Originally posted by AntiSoCalSkier
I'm still disappointed that this thread doesn't have any lesbian porn in it. The thread title is definitely asking for it.
Nice to see you come full circle to realize the best thing you can do is ski.
Hope you learned somethin' beeeyach?
Damn long way home if you ask me.Quote:
Originally posted by splat
Nice to see you come full circle to realize the best thing you can do is ski.
Have to side with Lemon Boy on this one.Quote:
Originally posted by lemon boy
WHOA NELLIE! -
SP said: tread carefully young padawan, I'll bet a buck (if I lose that might make two for you, check pms) you actually did do somethin shitty to her and should find out why you're in the poo house.
wait...
she dosen't ski?!
useless
tell her to get her shit together and tell you whats up then go ski
Ooooo, can I have them then?Quote:
Originally posted by Arty50
Don't get too mad SuPu. Blurred stopped taking his schitzophrenia and tourets meds.
Sprite
God & A Harley Engineer
An engineer of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told him, "Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world; your reward is you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven."
The Engineer thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to
hang out with God."
St. Peter took him to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God. The engineer then asked God, "Hey, aren't you the inventor of woman?"
God said, "Ah, yes."
"Well," said the engineer, "professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention.
1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion.
2. It chatters constantly at high speeds.
3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much.
4. The intake is placed way to close to the exhaust.
5. And finally, the maintenance costs are outrageous."
"Hmmmm, you may have some good points there," replied God, "hold on."
God went to his Celestial supercomputer, typed in a few words and waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.
"Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to the engineer, "but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours."