-------"With a deaf fucking ear. Otherwise the incessant whining, moaning, bitching and nagging will erode the cellular structure of your inner peaceful place where skiing takes you.
Tell Barbie you're going. If she doesn't dig it, tough. Chicks are a dime a dozen, Pu. Powder days live forever. "
-Splat, on how to handle nonskiing chicks
Ok I don't know what the fuck I did to get Miss Punani all pissy and riled up. Everything seemed cool last night and this morning. Then she calls and is all whiny and pissy on the phone. I'm trying to figure out what the fuck I did wrong.
"Why are you so pissy at me? What did I do?!?!"
"You don't even know what you did? You're so insensitive! How could you not know?"
"I really don't know. Tell me"
"Whatever..."
"Is it because I put the digital sin v1.0 sampler porno DVD? I'm sorry! That's not it? Ok is it becasue I'm going skiing this weekend? No? That's not it either? Well what is it then?"
"You don't even know what you did! Fine!"
"I really don't know. I'm sorry for whatever I did that pissed you off".
"yeah right"
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What the FUCK is with chicks and their fucking little mind games? I'm trying to get a blanket apology going so I can score some make-up poontang, yet I seem to be digging myself deeper into a hole by not knowing what I did to get her all pissy in the first place.
Maggette/Minienne advice appreciated
(Resisting the urge to speak out my sig.....)
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Thread: Fucking Chicks!
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03-03-2004, 12:59 PM #1
Da TGR Hui
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Fucking Chicks!
Last edited by Superstar Punani; 03-03-2004 at 01:10 PM.
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03-03-2004, 01:02 PM #2
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If an answer existed, Id give it to you.
enigma man...enigma.
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03-03-2004, 01:03 PM #3
Setting a bad example
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Sounds like a great ploy for her to find out all the shit you've done recently.
Admit to nothing and pressure her for what she feels you did.Of all the muthafuckas on earth, you the muthafuckest.
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03-03-2004, 01:04 PM #4
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Sounds like she could use just that.Originally posted by rightcoast
If an answer existed, Id give it to you.
enema man...enema.
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03-03-2004, 01:09 PM #5
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I have no idea.
If I'm really mad about something I'd be bitching about it, not playing guessing games.
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03-03-2004, 01:11 PM #6
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Exactly -Originally posted by snow_slider
Sounds like a great ploy for her to find out all the shit you've done recently.
Like the child I wrote about in this thread she is a spoiled brat and is playing you. I say "fokk her" and her childish games. Walk away and see if she follows, if not good riddance.
You decide - is she that great that you want to put up with this shit?“When you see something that is not right, not just, not fair, you have a moral obligation to say something. To do something." Rep. John Lewis
Kindness is a bridge between all people
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03-03-2004, 01:11 PM #7
"The Harmonizer"
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Punani...
It wasn't that curtains thing, was it?Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.
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03-03-2004, 01:13 PM #8
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Sounds like you missed an anniversary to me.
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03-03-2004, 01:13 PM #9
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Thanks! This is out of character for her since this is the first time she's pulled this shit (edit: been together for 2 months), so here I am all pissed at her for being pissed at me for no apparent reason. Grrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!
I remember Adam Carolla's advice: "All chicks are nutjobs. Even the ones that seem normal at first are nutjobs. Just give them time."
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03-03-2004, 01:14 PM #10
What are you looking at?
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Fuck it, Pu. Just go skiing.
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03-03-2004, 01:16 PM #11
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I think in the case of them becoming a nut job after having known a guy for a while speaks more of the male than the female. In otherwords - men drive them to it.Originally posted by Punani
I remember Adam Carolla's advice: "All chicks are nutjobs. Even the ones that seem normal at first are nutjobs. Just give them time."
“When you see something that is not right, not just, not fair, you have a moral obligation to say something. To do something." Rep. John Lewis
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03-03-2004, 01:17 PM #12
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[nelson voice]
HA HA!
[/NV]
Dude this is a little not so subtle attempt to get you to put out a little more cunniligus/analingus.
First thing: when you find yourself in a hole: STOP DIGGING! The above exchange was shovel after shovel out of the hole. Best bet, flip that shit back on her and act pissy for her being pissy to you (she hurt YOUR FEELINGS not the other way around you chump). If she thinks that she hurt your feelings then she'll tell you what is wrong and you can then applologize.
Bring her some flowers after the weekend."It is not the result that counts! It is not the result but the spirit! Not what - but how. Not what has been attained - but at what price.
- A. Solzhenitsyn
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03-03-2004, 01:17 PM #13
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I'll second that one.Sounds like a great ploy for her to find out all the shit you've done recently.
My tone would be a pissed off one for having to jump through the hoops bullshit: "Well, tell ya what, me and you aren't on the same page here due to fact you don't want discuss this like an adult. When you feel you want to, we can talk. I don't need games. I'm not going to apologize when I haven't even done anything wrong.Period."
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03-03-2004, 01:17 PM #14
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Quite possibly, but honestly I can't deal with people like that. I don't get the weird Hallmark importance some people put on every little holiday and excuse to buy cards and flowers. Hell, I don't even know what day our anniversary is specifically, just that it's around Memorial Day so we take a long weekend, ski Snowbird, camp in Moab and call it our anniversary event. My mom asked me for the specific date and I had to find the marriage license and look.Originally posted by slippy
Sounds like you missed an anniversary to me.
If it makes you feel better, at least you're not the guy who works across the hall from me. His wife calls 3-5 times an hour, e-mails half a dozen times a day, and was on the phone the other day sobbing hysterically because he went to lunch without inviting her. Hell, I can't take it anymore and I'm only passing on messages.
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03-03-2004, 01:28 PM #15
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give it 5-7 days
fine
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03-03-2004, 01:29 PM #16
7k and out.
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I told you to wait at least three months before you went for the pooper.
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03-03-2004, 01:30 PM #17
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to quote phUnk: "drama". what's with all the drama queens on the board? I know we got the OC crew
, but come on.
Big deal. Tell her to act like a normal articulate human being or fuck off. Until she acts the way a normal person should just keep that middle finger raised.
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03-03-2004, 01:31 PM #18
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Originally posted by lemon boy
[nelson voice]
Bring her some flowers after she masters the tushalingus.
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03-03-2004, 01:35 PM #19
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sounds like she is probably still young (at least emotionally) and has yet to realize that men can not read a woman's mind.
Pu, stop the guessing game (maggots are right you are diggin a hole by 'guessing' at what you did wrong) insist that she tells you how she feels and specifically what you did wrong. if she won't, then simply let it go.
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03-03-2004, 01:37 PM #20Blurred Elevens Guest
Tell her you just got back from the Doctor and tested positive for the HIV. When you tell her it was a joke 3 days later, I'm sure she'll laugh just as hard as you.
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03-03-2004, 01:37 PM #21
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Probably could have picked up one just like her at the Snoop Dogg concert!
Gave up on the bottle, give me the lobotomy.
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03-03-2004, 01:40 PM #22
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hmmmm. that's a tough one. sounds like she's having a her first mini meltdown.
It could be something as subtle as you didn't wish her good luck on a big meeting, or you didn't call when you said you would. She might just be getting that two month itch and feeling like you're supposed to be taking it to that next level where you can anticipate each other's needs and she's inventing drama to assert that you're at that level. Not sure if that makes sense...
In any event, you're best bet is to do something really fabulous for her and all will be forgiven. Hopefully. Good luck!.“Within this furnace of fear, my passion for life burns fiercely. I have consumed all evil. I have overcome my doubt. I am the fire.”
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03-03-2004, 01:41 PM #23
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<< "You don't even know what you did? You're so insensitive! How could you not know?">>
Uh oh. Two months you say? That's what the trial 3 month dating period is for - to see if you guys are compatible and if you can communicate - while having lots of great sex (I assume). Then, the sex drug calms down a bit and there's the two of you, just the two of you.
Personally, I can't hang with anyone who either A) accuses (you're so insensitive!) out of nowhere, or B) wants me to second guess, or 3) likes drama (which comes with the second guessing bullshit).
Trust me, a guy can be just as big a drama queen as a woman. It's never attractive and always leads to doom.Last edited by yogachik; 03-03-2004 at 01:51 PM.
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03-03-2004, 01:42 PM #24
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Would that make her Miss SuperPooper?Originally posted by bad_roo
I told you to wait at least three months before you went for the pooper.
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03-03-2004, 01:43 PM #25
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No offense but - ARE YOU NUTZ?!!!Originally posted by watersnowdirt
hmmmm. that's a tough one. sounds like she's having a her first mini meltdown.
It could be something as subtle as you didn't wish her good luck on a big meeting, or you didn't call when you said you would. She might just be getting that two month itch and feeling like you're supposed to be taking it to that next level where you can anticipate each other's needs and she's inventing drama to assert that you're at that level. Not sure if that makes sense...
In any event, you're best bet is to do something really fabulous for her and all will be forgiven. Hopefully. Good luck!.
IMHO in no way should her behavior be reinforced by doing "something really fabulous for her."“When you see something that is not right, not just, not fair, you have a moral obligation to say something. To do something." Rep. John Lewis
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