Heh. You're reaching. I'm sure maggots have never poached from other communities - online or otherwise - without reciprocating stoke. Give me a break.Quote:
Originally Posted by BlurredElevens
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Heh. You're reaching. I'm sure maggots have never poached from other communities - online or otherwise - without reciprocating stoke. Give me a break.Quote:
Originally Posted by BlurredElevens
I agree.Quote:
Originally Posted by Greydon Clark
The last thing I ever thought this board would go for was "membership requirements." 'Cause you know, the general vibe of this place is all about hierarchy, respect for authority, and organization.
Do we have to learn a secret handshake? Who gets to decide if you've passed "the test"? Will there be spring rush? :rolleyes:
If you visit the forum = you're in
If you don't like it and you stop visting = you're out
If you don't know the answer to these questions, you're obviously out.Quote:
Originally Posted by Will
Screw you guys!Quote:
Originally Posted by crashnburn'd
:cussing:
I don't wanna to be in your penis chopping family anyway!
To truly be a maggot, you must not only hate moguls, but....
know where they are secretly hidden in the summer.
As far as gear swap goes, the seller can sell to whoever he'd like and I definitely think its fair game for him to give preference to established board members. But I think it is stupid to try and put a limit on any other part of the board.
Sure if you wanna keep a stash's location secret be chill about it, but I'm not laying down any tracks by looking at it. What I am doing is seeing people having fun on the snow. Seeing, sharing, and communicating with other people who have a passion for what they do is what this place is about. You don't need to meet someone, or get a certain post count to do that.
I say anyone who loves the mountains and loves the snow has a maggot in them. The day they play some part in the sharing of that passion the maggot becomes exposed. I don't think they need to be given the title by some whack on the internet.
Well, you're one of those strangely isolated maggots, FZ. That wouldn't happen if you didn't live in a place that resembles the South Park cartoon world :)Quote:
Originally Posted by FrankZappa
I was just noticing how many people have join dates in oct. 2003... that was when daniel thoroughly cunted the old country.
I think your secret club sucks. :wink:
Unless you let me in...
...but from what I’ve observed on the God thread,
the main qualification is: You have to believe in karma. :wink:
...or, you have to believe in Karmas.
...or, you have to believe in Garmin.
...or, you have to be constantly chargin’.
...or, you have to be constantly charging new skis.
...or, you have to be constantly chargin’ w/ mad steeze.
...or, you have to be constantly a target for Febreeze.
One of those, anyway.
Or all of them. Or some, but definitely not others. Whatever the case, there should definitely be a way on this board to discriminate against people, that’s for sure.
Otherwise, how could we trample down the relentless terror of our undying insecurity, and publicly establish that we are better than those other people over there?
Duh.
Well, we could just beat up on you some more...
Didn't read through the whole thing but, here's my thoughts.
I consider myself a Maggot, even though I live about as far away from skiing as anyone on here ('cept Hook- he is 2 hours south of me). Why do I think of myself as such, especially when I fish a lot more than ski these days? I'll tell you.
1. I have met and skied with several maggots across the country, and they have showed me their mountains.
2. I have eaten shit and scared myself pretty good with some of those maggots.
3. I constantly think of life as a possible TR. Painting the house TR, building my new deck TR, fly fishing TR(still in the works- just need to catch something yet this year), going to buy my Jeep TR(one of the few I have actually completed), etc.
(edit)4. I still have an open invite to any mag that comes to Tampa/St.Pete for some backcountry flats fishing. Can't promise bites, but I can promise some great scenery and good times. It is the least I can do to repay those mags that have toted my ass around their mountains.
If you think like that, then I think you are a maggot.
The failsafe- have everyone post a picture of themsleves right now. The ones that come up rexes are not true participants here.
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Originally Posted by warthog
TOTALLY! thinking of things as "thread-worthy" makes you a maggot for sure!
edit: being able to introduce people as "someone i met on the internet" with a totally straight face, and not feel weird about it is also a requirement
maggots have thier facts right, they are stored away for the summer, not hidden, duh.Quote:
Originally Posted by Humble
you must ski better than 95% or pretend to be that good, which isn't hard on the internet.
It's hard to give more than you get when you're in Virginia for the year, but I hope to give back some major stokage from either Utah or NZ next winter.
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Originally Posted by mtnbikerskierchick
If you were a REAL maggette, you'd know that bra trees should be populated only by "trophies". :wink:
That's okay, I heard she has some "catching up" to do. :fmicon: :DQuote:
Originally Posted by leroy jenkins
You spill your guts to everyone on the board, then prepare to attend a manblouse mini.
Yeah I go around wearing trophies on my chest ALL day:) That sounds great!Quote:
Originally Posted by leroy jenkins
Having been a "trophy-tree" donator in the past.... I don't buy into any story that guys steal the girls bra and put it on the tree. Unless you have, Leroy.... have you? Oh do tell!
Like start watching American Idol every Tuesday night?:rolleyes2Quote:
Originally Posted by BlurredElevens
I'm catching up on Miami Ink now. What did you do with the last hour?Quote:
Originally Posted by mtnbikerskierchick
I get to be the biggest newb in the thread...gotta start somewhere though.
Oh. I don't really remember ever talking to you before or feeling "beaten up" by your sparkling wordplay.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tippster
Hmm. I guess that's what makes your nearly six thousand posts (!) so damned unmemorable.
Keep on pluggin' away, tho, sport! You'll build a personality eventually! :biggrin:
I've been working on a particularly boring assignment that is for a course that I'm taking in order to get my Master's but I'm constantly being distracted by post on TGR which are far more entertaining :) Not sure which one is worse: American Idol or this assigment on "Performances of Understanding". :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by BlurredElevens
::grabs bowl of popcorn::
Hell, I might even play the Harley riders wingman. :cool:
Can't you go beat up Fletch and still his name? Because you, as a sequel, stunk. although I did think Julianne Phillips was hotQuote:
Originally Posted by FletchLives