Why can't catholics travel at light speed?
Because they have mass
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Why can't catholics travel at light speed?
Because they have mass
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It's the bad joke thread right?
Need to pimp yo ride bitch.
It's DD's ride. I'm trying to get him to drop a V8 in it.
What's black, 8 inches long, and hangs from an asshole?
A stethoscope
Attachment 177863Quote:
Originally Posted by BmillsSkier
International Women's day.
That picture has to be 10 years old by now, I wonder what those guys are up to today.Quote:
Originally Posted by KenJongIll
Voting for Trump
That's DigitalDeath on the left.Quote:
Originally Posted by glademaster
Why can't a bicycle stand by itself?
Two tired.
Doctor, Doctor, sometimes I think I'm a teepee, other times I think I'm a wigwam.
Calm down, man, you're two tents.
http://imgur.com/gallery/88CDoQuote:
Originally Posted by scottyb
Be sure to scroll down all the way through them. Before of course hitting next to see what else is out there.
A neutron walks into a barQuote:
Originally Posted by wicked_sick
"How much for a beer?"
"For you, no charge."
"Here you go." "Just a beer." "What'll it be? Don't see many tachyons passing through here."
A tachyon walks into a bar.
Helium walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "We don't serve noble gases here."
Helium doesn't react.
So the flood had finally receded and all the animals were leaving Noah's ark. As two snakes left the Ark, Noah says to them "go forth and multiply!" One of the snakes answers, "We can't. We're adders."
We have so many summer days over 90 degrees now in Missoula. It's just obtuse.
What does a cow call his friends?
Moochachos.
How can you tell the toothbrush was invented in West Virginia?
If it was anywhere else, they would've called it a teethbrush.
edit: can't type
Q: What do you call a Frenchman wearing Sandals?
A: Phillipe Phlop
What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
One's really heavy, and the other's a little lighter.
Read this one over on splitboard.com:
What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea?
You wouldn't pay to have a lentil on your chest.
ha, I heard it as "Trump wouldn't pay..."
My granddad used to get a pair of overalls with the pockets cut out for xmas every year. That way he had something to work in and something to play with.
Guy walks into a bar last November wearing an "I voted" sticker.
Bartender asks, "who'd you vote for?"
Guy avers, "well, I didn't vote for the lying cunt."
Bartender queries, "so you voted for Hillary?"
What's the difference between pink and purple?
Pressure