Need a "happier than" metaphor

NSFW pic, idiot

https://ibb.co/Qvspzpr

I can’t believe you still have to host pics to post them on this site. The Queen of England is more technologocally advanced than here, and she’s dead.

This thread is 6 1/2 years old. All the non-creative people have left.

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Originally Posted by irul&ublo

…than an itchy pig rubbing against a rail fence…

Jed Clampett

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There. THAT’S what I was looking for!

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Originally Posted by CameToTalkTrash

I can’t believe you still have to host pics to post them on this site. The Queen of England is more technologocally advanced than here, and she’s dead.

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We already covered this
https://clickhole.com/i-maybe-be-die...ode-computetr/