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  1. 02-03-2016, 08:07 AM #1
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    Need a "happier than" metaphor

    For my purposes, I need funny but not overly crude. But I know which direction this may go.
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    this has a few pgs of good fodder
    http://memegenerator.net/Happier-Than-Geico-Guys
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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    Pio at an all-you-can-eat buffet?
    Pio at the drive-thru/rollover window?
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    happier than timberridge when he leaves the garden state for the green mtn state
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    Need a "happier than" metaphor

    Kim kardashian at a spanx sale
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.

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    Quote Originally Posted by baby bear View Post
    happier than timberridge when he leaves the garden state for the green mtn state
    I have mixed feelings. Things are not good up there this year.
    "timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang
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    On that Discovery channel show Moonshiners the other day one of the rednecks said "ya don't have to drink much of this and it'll make you love your mother in law." Not quite what you were asking for but it made me think of that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KQ View Post
    Happier than a butcher's dog
    Here's your answer...clean and makes sense
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    Happier than a camel on hump day.

    Or a tornado in a trailer park.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Timberridge View Post
    I have mixed feelings. Things are not good up there this year.
    that is not a good happier than metaphor then

    strike mine from the record!
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