Originally Posted by
Crock
2004
I was 17, and got invited to Thanksgiving dinner with my girlfriend's family. I had met her mom and dad, but no one else so this dinner would mean meeting the whole family for the first time. We'd only been dating a few months, so I was really uncomfortable going in, but being young and happy to have someone touching my wee-wee frequently, I agreed to go.
We show up for dinner and there are 30+ people there. I get introduced to, and immediately forget the names of, everyone there. The booze starts flowing and her family gets trashed in a hurry. I suffer through small talk with her aunts/uncles, and then dinner is served. About 20 minutes into the meal my girlfriend's mother gets into an argument with her grandma. The argument escalates, my girlfriend tries to intervene which only makes things worse. A scuffle ensues between the women, other people jump in and in the process of breaking it up most of the food is spilled on the floor/table.
My girlfriend grabs my hand, screams "Fuck all of you, we're leaving!" and I muttered an awkward "Nice to meet you all..." on the way out the door. Got a bj later, so it wasn't all bad.