OH CRAP! I need her Christmas present TODAY! Help me!

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Originally Posted by bigsugar

Two words, friend.

Chia.

Pet.

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I actually did that once. Walked into Save-On grabbed five Chia Pets and walked out. Christmas shopping done in under 10 minutes. Everyone was happy.

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Originally Posted by Haus

I actually did that once. Walked into Save-On grabbed five Chia Pets and walked out. Christmas shopping done in under 10 minutes. Everyone was happy.

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Boy, I'm glad I'm not on your Christmas list :nonono2:

Find a local salon/spa near her and have a whole day planned out for her. Hair, nails, eyebrows, facial, massage, whatever. I have yet to see a girl not like being pampered. Then she arrives all sexy and happy when it comes time to um...have dinner. ;)

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Originally Posted by Kellie

I can give you an address in either state :)

Brunch, what is this brunch you speak of - do you mean spiking my peach cytomax with champagne for my midday ride? :wink:

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I'll be all over California beginning this weekend, I hope. Will you be in the Tahoe area at all? I need to e-mail DG back about that.

Brunch = a bottle of Cytomax during a midday ride? I likey! Kellie, mon cher you are one hot date. :wink:

How about a bowling ball. Drilled to your fingers with your name inscribed on it?

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Chicks dig Victoria's Secret...really

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Combine this thought with the fact that she's a runner and get her some wicking panties.

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Originally Posted by meatdrink9

Find a local salon/spa near her and have a whole day planned out for her. Hair, nails, eyebrows, facial, massage, whatever. I have yet to see a girl not like being pampered. Then she arrives all sexy and happy when it comes time to um...have dinner. ;)

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That's what I thought, too. But the maggettes seem to have nixed the idea. :frown:

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Originally Posted by PlayHarder

That's what I thought, too. But the maggettes seem to have nixed the idea. :frown:

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I digress ... any woman can take herself to the spa. But her man bringing the spa to her - romantic, thoughtful and sweet. :)

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Originally Posted by PlayHarder

That's what I thought, too. But the maggettes seem to have nixed the idea. :frown:

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I LOVE this idea, but it will get costly, so I didn't toss it out.

Yes - VERY good idea. Keep that in mind next August 16, folks :).



Ho, ho. (I'm still laughing about that). :)

cooking class maybe not so good... merry christmas sweety, your cooking BLOWS.... i love you, not really the message you want to send


unless cooking is her thing

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Originally Posted by watersnowdirt

Ho, ho. (I'm still laughing about that). :)

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This whole thread has been hilarious - I haven't laughed at my computer screen in awhile - always good when people at work think you're crazy!

A day at the spa is nice, but lonely. Nicer if you go with her. Then again, it's a one-time dealio. Don't you want to give her something that she can remembery you by, something to look at and think of you?

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Originally Posted by yogachik

A day at the spa is nice, but lonely. Nicer if you go with her. Then again, it's a one-time dealio. Don't you want to give her something that she can remembery you by, something to look at and think of you?

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Nah, I'd want it to be all about her ;)

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Originally Posted by bigsugar

Two words, friend.

Chia.

Pet.

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Correction....

http://politicalhumor.about.com/libr..._chia_thug.jpg

I made up two jokes about Hostess snack food products today, I'm tired.

But it's a good kind of tired.