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Thread: OH CRAP! I need her Christmas present TODAY! Help me!

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    OH CRAP! I need her Christmas present TODAY! Help me!

    We decided to save some dough on presents, spending it on a little trip together somewhere instead. Still, it's not actually possible NOT to buy a present, but I just realized I'm leaving town and have to have the thing today!

    Please help me. Something little-ish. Not a skier, but is a runner and triathlete.

    I hate this, because she told me "I have the perfect thing for you!" about 6 weeks ago. .



    I'll put this in the "emergency christmas present forum" when it's created. Sorry.
    It's idomatic, beatch.

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    Chicks dig Victoria's Secret...really

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    Victorias Secret - a little something for both of you.

    Oops, Keoni beat me to it.

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    chick help forum, bitch!

    i say candy.

    maybe smarties or necco wafers.

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    Lightbulb

    Dude, you know what to do.
    "All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring."

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    Can't go wrong with VS. Also I've found almost all girls like gloves with a and matching scarf, especially as its getting colder, can't go wrong.

    edit: Screw you guys! [/cartman]
    Last edited by VTskibum; 12-15-2004 at 10:39 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Reverend Floater
    Dude, you know what to do.
    I know. But, she only lets me do that on bank holidays.
    It's idomatic, beatch.

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    Seriously, though....you must have ESP.


    And you can't go wrong with a heartfelt letter or something from the pawnshop.
    "All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring."

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    Nothing like a great book. This one looks especially promising:

    http://www.deadmentellnotales.com/pi...ges/gdefoe.jpg
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    Hmmmm.... this is tough. I'll throw out some options....

    A massage - get a gift certificate somewhere.

    Tickets to something that she really might like to see.

    If you go the VS route, be very careful. Don't buy what you want to see her in, but what she'd actually like to wear. Most women - not all - would rather something comfy (and still sassy) than something lacy and unpractical. Sorry, but it's true.

    A class - maybe a cooking class or jewelry class.

    A beautiful journal or photo album.

    Check out redenvelope.com for ideas, too.
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    yellow beets.

    the ladies love the yellow beets.
    and produce always makes a great gift.

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    Massage
    Down throw blanket for curling up on the couch
    Anything cashmere
    Cold weather running/cycling gear
    Warm fleece or puffy jacket/vest
    Nice picture frame with photo of you two

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    A massage - get a gift certificate somewhere.
    Oooh, I forgot about this one - I've gotten great responses from a spa gift certificate, facial / hot stone massage / etc. Usually find pretty good deals around the holidays.

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    Quote Originally Posted by basom
    yellow beets.

    the ladies love the yellow beets.
    and produce always makes a great gift.
    You know the way to a woman's heart, Basom.

    I say go with beets, Corn. The man does have a point.
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    Quote Originally Posted by VTskibum
    Also I've found almost all girls like gloves with a and matching scarf, especially as its getting colder, can't go wrong.
    dude. . . . thats lame.


    WSD: i saw that redenvelope catalog, they do have some really cool stuff, and everything has it's own story, like the bamboo (brings luck, i think). i'm sure they have a website somewhere.

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    Anything that comes in a blue Tiffany's box is acceptable.

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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman
    Anything that comes in a blue Tiffany's box is acceptable.

    even if its gloves and a scarf? or is that still lame?



    and thanks WSD, my game is real, as you can plainly see http://www.tetongravity.com/ubb/icons/icon6.gif

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    Quote Originally Posted by watersnowdirt
    Most women - not all - would rather something comfy (and still sassy) than something lacy and unpractical. Sorry, but it's true.

    Dude, BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO on WSD today! First a request to hide porn, now this? You are no longer my numero uno.
    "All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring."

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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman
    Anything that comes in a blue Tiffany's box is acceptable.

    So true, so true
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    definitely necco wafers.
    Craig Kelly is my co-pilot.

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    Maybe a Hostess snack food product. Then you could say, "Honey, I got you a ring.................ding."

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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman
    "Honey, I got you a ring.................ding."
    and thanks for comming everyone.

    Iceman will be here all week, have a nice night, and drive safe.

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    Patagonia makes a thong.

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    Lapdancing Lessons in a box?

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