Bobby's used car lot and Free Carfax

So we've eliminated the Canyonero and Raptor from Danno's list.

How about something British Danno? Fancy a Jaaaag?

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Here you go Danno, no telling how much freeheel gear you can slap in this thing.

Way under budget too.


https://carsandbids.com/auctions/9aN...t-crew-cab-4x4

https://media.carsandbids.com/cdn-cg...t=169585866701

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I had that truck, but at was a super cab 4x4, long bed PSD. Fucking thing ate through tires and brakes like a fat kid at a Golden Corral.

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Originally Posted by Timberridge

Well Danno. If you can stretch the budget a bit here's one. And you can get a bump on GOTOS thread with it.
https://bringatrailer.com/listing/20...150-raptor-20/

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HAHAHAHA! LMAO! Dude's already chewed through a transmission and engine too according to his description. Probably drove it like all brodozer assholes tend to. Recklessly around the big city, and NEVER off road.

According to one of his comments, he basically blew up the engine with his shitty tune:

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Originally Posted by GOTOS KING

Great Question regarding the motor and Transmission . They didn’t want me to put it in the ad so let me explain. I can tell you what was told to me at the dealership.
1) Motor- I had a Cobb tuner on it and replaced the thermostat with a 170. This made the temperature lower which supposedly made other items work harder and hotter. I took it in for a wire problem and the technician took the truck on the freeway and heard a bang. Even though he heard a loud bang he continued to drive it more miles instead of calling a tow truck. When they took the upper off, the crankshaft was cracked in half. So, they replaced the upper and lower of the motor. That took a couple months.
2) A thousand miles later, the training was slipping bad. don’t know how that happened. They replaced the transmission. That also took couple months.
3) Another thousand miles, the catalytic converter burned up. That was also replaced, which took another 2 months.

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"Tranny started slipping. DoN'T knOw hoW ThaT HaPPeND! Derrrrp."

Hilarious his son doesn't want his expensive toy. The built-in headsets were a nice touch too. How many GOTOS points for those bad boys?

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Originally Posted by MontuckyFried

HAHAHAHA! LMAO! Dude's already chewed through a transmission and engine too according to his description. Probably drove it like all brodozer assholes tend to. Recklessly around the big city, and NEVER off road.

According to one of his comments, he basically blew up the engine with his shitty tune:

"Tranny started slipping. DoN'T knOw hoW ThaT HaPPeND! Derrrrp."

Hilarious his son doesn't want his expensive toy. The built-in headsets were a nice touch too. How many GOTOS points for those bad boys?

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Damnit, you people made me go back and read the comments.

This guy sounds like he breathes with his mouth open and eats chicken nuggets 3 meals a day.

His son sounds like the brains of the family, and should probably take over his dad's finances.

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Originally Posted by Skistack

The turning radius on that thing is half of Boulder.

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Approaching V70R territory ;)

Danno, you strike me as a TRD Pro kinda guy.

https://www.autotrader.com/cars-for-...ckType=listing

https://images.autotrader.com/hn/c/d...2aae1ddf95.jpg

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Originally Posted by BmillsSkier

Danno, you strike me as a TRD Pro kinda guy.

https://www.autotrader.com/cars-for-...ckType=listing

https://images.autotrader.com/hn/c/d...2aae1ddf95.jpg

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I wonder if the nice woman wearing the Jesus piece is appreciative of her juxtaposition with “Beaver” Toyota in “Cumming” GA.

A hunnert thousand dollars (SMDH).

The smile on the beaver christian chick with the giant cartier tank on her wrist tells me there's people stupid enough to pay that.

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Originally Posted by JimmyCarter

I wonder if the nice woman wearing the Jesus piece is appreciative of her juxtaposition with “Beaver” Toyota in “Cumming” GA.

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Meet Linda Beaver from Beaver Toyota. She's even got her own fan page.

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https://www.beavertoyotastaugustine....aver-fan-page/

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I wonder if the nice woman wearing the Jesus piece is appreciative of her juxtaposition with “Beaver” Toyota in “Cumming” GA.

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The 9 year old in me laughs at that every time I see one of her commercials.

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Originally Posted by I Skied Bandini Mountain

A hunnert thousand dollars (SMDH).

The smile on the beaver christian chick with the giant cartier tank on her wrist tells me there's people stupid enough to pay that.

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They make more every day. Just a different kind of buyer than the $250K Raptor owner above.

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Originally Posted by I Skied Bandini Mountain

Meet Linda Beaver from Beaver Toyota. She's even got her own fan page.

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https://www.beavertoyotastaugustine....aver-fan-page/

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There's a lot to unpack here.

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I wonder if the nice woman wearing the Jesus piece is appreciative of her juxtaposition with “Beaver” Toyota in “Cumming” GA.

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I actually went to high school in Cumming, GA. There's pretty large business in Cumming.... Siemens. Their water tower tho......



https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/202...d8a20b681a.jpg

The people of that Beaver Toyota dealership used to own the Toyota dealership in Santa Fe NM - bought my 4R there. In fact, I did a double take at the ad above, having a flashback. The TV ads featured her, pretty much classic bubbly Dallas blond. They sold out to some local Santa Feans.

The last couple pages have had some funny posts.

I'd argue that it's the rambling and distraction that keeps this place relevant

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I'd argue that it's the rambling and distraction that keeps this place relevant

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Agreed. The aimless musings of the collective are what make this place great.

I vote for a loaded to the gills Grand Wagoneer. If Danno tries hard enough, I bet he can get it over $110K.

96 month financing?

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Originally Posted by El Chupacabra

I vote for a loaded to the gills Grand Wagoneer. If Danno tries hard enough, I bet he can get it over $110K.

96 month financing?

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The fact that Chrysler makes a car that costs $110K is a crime in and of itself.

Looping back to Beavers, my MIL is very fond of telling everyone she went Beaver college. And yes it was an all girls school.

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Originally Posted by BmillsSkier

The fact that Chrysler makes a car that costs $110K is a crime in and of itself.

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$100K ain't worth what it used to be. :fm:

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Originally Posted by El Chupacabra

I vote for a loaded to the gills Grand Wagoneer. If Danno tries hard enough, I bet he can get it over $110K.

96 month financing?

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CHALLENGE ACCEPTED! Wait, what?

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Originally Posted by BmillsSkier

The fact that Chrysler makes a car that costs $110K is a crime in and of itself.

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two words:

Corinthian Leather

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Originally Posted by ::: :::

two words:

Corinthian Leather

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Three words:
Rich Corinthian Leather

Does the new Grand Wagoneer even come with that though?

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Originally Posted by BmillsSkier

Does the new Grand Wagoneer even come with that though?

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“Quilted Palermo leather-trimmed seats with massage”

I guess that’s better marketing than “made on a Tuesday and guaranteed to fall apart on a Friday”.

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Originally Posted by BmillsSkier

Does the new Grand Wagoneer even come with that though?

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It better at that price