The bar tender was fucking hott and her thong was hanging out. Good night all around
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The bar tender was fucking hott and her thong was hanging out. Good night all around
nit sure ure if im drink but im fucking buzzef as a mother facker. Ill punch you in your fucking face ! no one talks to me that way.whos got ewed ?
I'm already hungover. started drinking at 1 in the afternoon. blah
i'm an alcoholic, i have been drinkinfg a lot every night staright since august. this is the closest i will come to remember posting an this therad.!
"Nugblaster?"
Oh sweet baby jeebus, another Newschooler.
Company Christmas Party!@! I got drunk and wore reindeer ears.
i also won a flip camera phone. oh wait its not a camera phine it's a viodeo camera. io won a video camera.
http://i925.photobucket.com/albums/a...s/IMG_8716.jpg
oh yeah- i wore fucking raindeer ears, bitches!!
p-s happy holidayz to all love beandip
Anybody ever have to leave there car at the mtn cause you got too shmammered at the Lodge bar? Did you know if you leave it in the lot they'll tow it to the overnight parking for you. I found this out the fun way. Thanks to all the meadows ppl for the free beers.
-- buddy the elf
checkin in.
g\ot shit faced at O'shucks, totoal shit hole, still, drank like 2 1/2 pitchers of beers. place is soo full of dirt bag park rats, never even ben outside pick@hammer at PCMR .
What ever happened to "owning" alll the mountian? ... not just the part where u look like a clown.
what?!? no one gets drunk and posts at 4;15 on a wedsday??
elitest!
man, I can spell right, if i tried, but it sure is fun to just kerouac that shit.
uggggg kill me. Still drunk, 9:47am. Drank solidly from 6pm to 2am. 99cent PBR bottles at the bar was the best/worst thing to happen to me. fuck my final is in 2 hours
Just took Caesar's down at the Craps table...coors lights flowing...going to the rhino later to celebrate Xmas...it is a tradition that may singlehandedly keep the wife and I from having kids.
Get down on that Nerd Love, C. XMAS BOO-YEAH!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by BeanDip4All
I just wanred to thank sanrta for my family, corona anf jameson. Merry fcukin christmas @@
checkin in, I'd like to thank terry and Em for the keg of fat tire in UT, thats sumthing special in UT.; now I just gotta be able to get up and slay some creamy manana
ho ho ho bitches
this tread is the strongest argument i've ever seen for the crimalization of alchohol and the leagalization of weed
uggghhh
xmass festivus ended with two broken ribs. Ribs, evidently, are very important in everything from breathing to pissing.
I just farted and had to hold back the tears.
fuck. having troulbe seeing the screen but the words show ing up alllright.
got higt on teh fucking ubunny hill yestedaray teaching a nevner ever. jfuck. about 1o shots fo crwon=== into the nightl. happy fuckng nerw yaer. back huts. leg hurts. knewes hurt. fuck. first etime enever ever skier toook me the fuck out. fick. oh weill. that s alll i havfe.
snowingn like fuci,k and noe way i cam fgo skia tomreow.shnit. fucik.
byue nwow. gettign afucking hareder to tyhpeshit. wheriees the dujcking bakcspwave bvutton.
Cheked off alof the booze this holidayz. Takillya, whiskey, berr and tonite GIN!
Shit I thought I was doin pretty good last night typing.
To translate that bit above. I got hit hard on the bunny hill teaching a snowboard never ever. By a skier. Took my feet out from under me and I landed on him, his skis, bindings and stuff. It hurt a lot. Missed a pow day today and.....yeah I know GIMP central. Any way I drank about a 1/4 of a bottle of Crown last night.
Didn't feel any pain though so I guess it worked.
Better today. Still quite sore. Happy New Year.
ahhh purgatory.
still a littlem bet drunk, a little hung over.
not enough pain killer , not enough pain
i wanna puke but i dont
i wnaa eat but i dont
today is going to be aloing day....
Hey assholes....ya you!
You shud just go fuck yourselves you...assholes
So....who wants to come over and pla game of hungy hungry hippo?
No one? Figures...homos
Started feeling sick yesterday. Lots of sinus pressure, runny nose. Made dinner for my gf, had some wine, then switched to some hard stuff. Had probably 4 or 5 drinks total then pounded almost 1/2 a bottle of nyquil to help with the whole not being able to breathe thing. I feel funny today... I have a sneaking suspicion that nyquil ≥ jagermeister.
I am drunk texting. most of the numbers on my blackberry i have no recollection of. so far, i have a few nibbles. i leave tosn in a month. im trolling every girl from 27 to 47 ive dated. even a broken clock is right one a day. lets see what i land.
The velvety hot sweetness of whiskey reminds me of pussy and I have fallen in love.