I love my wife and all, but Jesus Hercules Christ...

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Originally Posted by The Nuclear Option

Write up your list of known transgressions and wait until everyone is seated and halfway through the first plate stand up and read it.

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Solid suggestion on Festivus. Well done.

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Originally Posted by jono

Solid suggestion on Festivus. Well done.

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Grazie. I’m 100% for calling out abusers. I only ever regret NOT standing up to abusers.

True story: In college back east a segment of the Lacrosse players had a house and were slipping mickeys to the girls (and at times to their male friends who were with them) in cocktails. I showed up by my drunk beligerent irish self and banged on the door and told them to line up for their ass whoopings one by one for drugging people.. Fortunately/Unfortunately? they didn't take me up on it.

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Originally Posted by plugboots

JHC on a fucking pogo stick. I’ve been holding it in, but I gotta vent somewhere.
My M-I-L was married to the biggest asshole alive. She died over the summer, so I never have to see that A-hole again. yay
At the store I work at part-time, two local old timer women, (through the conversation about my M-I-L), told me that he abused his girlfriend before my M-I-L. They told it to me almost as if to ask how I felt about him, and I told them I hated him intensely. They kinda nodded, like they wondered why I was around him. Great! Locals thought I was an a-hole for associating with him. super
So…I’m cooking Xmas dinner for 10 friends and Mrs. Plug invited him. So now I have to not only see him, but cook for him. Seriously, I may kill him.

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If your wife knows how you feel about the guy and she invited him to dinner anyway--a dinner for friends, not family even--you have a bigger problem than cooking for the guy.

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Originally Posted by old goat

If your wife knows how you feel about the guy and she invited him to dinner anyway--a dinner for friends, not family even--you have a bigger problem than cooking for the guy.

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For sure. But it’s a very specific problem really. She was super close to her Mom, and there’s specific stuff in the will, and she’s just too nice and empathetic.

Well to not directly offend the wife, generalize your statements to a “prayer for all the victims if abuse…etc”

Msg sent, wife oblivious

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Originally Posted by plugboots

For sure. But it’s a very specific problem really. She was super close to her Mom, and there’s specific stuff in the will, and she’s just too nice and empathetic.

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Oh that’s good.
Clink clink clink…
“I’d like to give a toast, or a blessing if you will…”

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Originally Posted by plugboots

JHC on a fucking pogo stick. I’ve been holding it in, but I gotta vent somewhere.
My M-I-L was married to the biggest asshole alive. She died over the summer, so I never have to see that A-hole again. yay
At the store I work at part-time, two local old timer women, (through the conversation about my M-I-L), told me that he abused his girlfriend before my M-I-L. They told it to me almost as if to ask how I felt about him, and I told them I hated him intensely. They kinda nodded, like they wondered why I was around him. Great! Locals thought I was an a-hole for associating with him. super
So…I’m cooking Xmas dinner for 10 friends and Mrs. Plug invited him. So now I have to not only see him, but cook for him. Seriously, I may kill him.

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Don’t need to kill him but you could have some fun with it.

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I love to take holidays with my girl, but she is such a bitch to fly with

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Seatbelt sign must be off

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Originally Posted by liv2ski

I love to take holidays with my girl, but she is such a bitch to fly with

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Has she considered drugs? Valium would probably work...

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Originally Posted by skaredshtles

Have you considered drugs? ..

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Fixed it for you.

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Ya, likely the lack of weed

My wife’s noisy eating is driving me up the wall

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeands...e_iOSApp_Other

Misophonia is real

https://www.nature.com/articles/s41598-019-44084-8

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Originally Posted by Core Shot

Holidays and women are the suck. And I don’t mean blow jobs.
Anxiety and company and presents.

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Wife is a super high anxiety person. She can get downright mean when family is around. Her sister gave birth to their first kid late last month (they live in our neighborhood), so it's been a steady stream of family for the past 4weeks and it's been tough going. Yesterday she dragged me and our boy over to the sisters house unannounced/uninvited, to see the baby again, and proceeded to then scream at the sisters dogs for playing with each other and overstimulating her. Woke up the newborn and everything. BIL is super mellow and he even said WTF!?! and that we had to go (in a much calmer way than I would have in his position).

Looking forward to a nice break from family and some lowered stress levels.

I usually not that crazy ( but maybe just crazy ) about X-mas but this holiday have been un-anxious,

For the anxiety I'm gona go ahead and recommend the 150mg of psiicyben

and no MJ in > 1 yr

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Originally Posted by fomofo

I do think it's a somewhat universal reality- couples ending up in a less, er, sexful, if not sexless, marriage/relationship - thus posted as food for thought.

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Not to turn this HOF thread into the Tammy Wynette thread, but... I really wonder what percentage of couples go through and/or end in this "roommate" stage....

From reading this and the divorce thread (among other sources), it certainly seems like a LOT of marriages hit this phase... at right around the same exact time, too (right around ~12 years in)

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Originally Posted by subtle plague

Fixed it for you.

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I mean... I already *assumed* he was self-medicating. [emoji16]

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Originally Posted by californiagrown

Wife is a super high anxiety person. She can get downright mean when family is around. Her sister gave birth to their first kid late last month (they live in our neighborhood), so it's been a steady stream of family for the past 4weeks and it's been tough going. Yesterday she dragged me and our boy over to the sisters house unannounced/uninvited, to see the baby again, and proceeded to then scream at the sisters dogs for playing with each other and overstimulating her. Woke up the newborn and everything. BIL is super mellow and he even said WTF!?! and that we had to go (in a much calmer way than I would have in his position).

Looking forward to a nice break from family and some lowered stress levels.

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Sounds like you need a patented Family Buffer. I'd recommend 1500 miles at a *minimum*...

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Originally Posted by skaredshtles

I mean... I already *assumed* he was self-medicating. [emoji16]

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It's always better to presume rather than assume.

Left my ski gloves out to dry, wife put them into a bin rather than in my ski bag where I always always always keep them. Got to the hill today and guess what I didn't have. Grrr...

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Originally Posted by Rideski

It's always better to presume rather than assume.

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Is it you, Mr. Livingstone?

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That's Dr, to you, maggot.

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Originally Posted by Diamond Joe

Not to turn this HOF thread into the Tammy Wynette thread, but... I really wonder what percentage of couples go through and/or end in this "roommate" stage....

From reading this and the divorce thread (among other sources), it certainly seems like a LOT of marriages hit this phase... at right around the same exact time, too (right around ~12 years in)

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Depends on when one of them gets to fat to fuck anymore.

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Originally Posted by liv2ski

I love to take holidays with my girl, but she is such a bitch to fly with

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Just talk to her about trump for 8 hrs.

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Originally Posted by yeahman

Left my ski gloves out to dry, wife put them into a bin rather than in my ski bag where I always always always keep them. Got to the hill today and guess what I didn't have. Grrr...

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You didn't have warm hands and fingers?