Ha, that's pretty funny.
1) A little bit of snow for Saturday night, but don't get too excited.
2) Warm and dry early next week.
3) Take longer-term forecasts with a grain of salt. The further out in time the models forecast, the more "climatology" (i.e. average) the model uses in its forecast. This will always tend to pull the modeled forecast back toward "average", so long-range forecasts will generally look more like the average than super warm/sunny or super cold/snowy.
JOEL