SETH MORRSION SIGNS DEAL WITH HESTRA GLOVES

a boyfriend is not a wall...he can move.

ARGHH!! I step away from this board to do something worthwhile, and look what happens.

I am looking to replace my WONDERFUL Hestra DP gloves. They're so great I make sure to tell EVERYONE about them. Unfortunately, the leather is wearing out, most likely from all of the big mountain slaying that I do. Oh where should I get another pair? Hmm....

BTW, my buddy works next door to the Hestra office in Golden. Kinda weird to see a distributor of Swedish gloves in a mundane office park complex.

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Originally Posted by Mountain Junkie

BTW, my buddy works next door to the Hestra office in Golden. Kinda weird to see a distributor of Swedish gloves in a mundane office park complex.

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Yeah, but it's filled with hot blondes and saunas.

edg

mmmmm...British tanned goat leather...mmmmm

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Originally Posted by seanyob

mmmmm...British tanned goat leather...mmmmm

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It's just pasty and white until you take it to spain, upon which is turns a horrible shade of lobster.

edg

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Originally Posted by edg

Yeah, but it's filled with hot blondes and saunas.

edg

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And Ikea furniture.

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Originally Posted by edg

Yeah, but it's filled with hot blondes and saunas.

edg

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and aquavit

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Originally Posted by irul&ublo

and aquavit

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and nice gloves that i have a proform for

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Originally Posted by irul&ublo

and aquavit

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Oh that shit is nasssty...

edg

Mountain Junkie, check your box

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Originally Posted by HestraGloves

Mountain Junkie, check your box

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He's a guy, Melanie. :)

I love my Hestra gloves. From summers at Timberline and Craigieburn to winters at Vail, Squaw, Mammoth, Meadows and Crystal Mountain they've done my proud. Sadly a nutcracker accident has left them wounded beyond repair, a replacement would be most appreciated :(

This sux... No meds, no gloves, no pictures....

What is the forum coming to?...

Sorry to have missed out on this but definite props due to Hestra/Melanie for hooking up a bunch of random wierdos on the internet.

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Originally Posted by cj001f

I love my Hestra gloves....Sadly a nutcracker accident has left them wounded beyond repair... :(

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Didn't your mother warn you not to keep touching yourself there?

Classic thread. :D

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Originally Posted by irul&ublo

Didn't your mother warn you not to keep touching yourself there?

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Well, the problem was I had my hand down there, and the thought of Melanie caused a sudden inflation pinning hand & glove against my rock hard abs. I had to cut the glove off :(

Olestra ... ? http://www.cspinet.org/olestra/

diareah central ...

imjuskeeedeen ... now about those pix ...:yourock:

finally he got a good glove sponsor.... now nothing can stop him!

This turned out a lot better than when I made my smart-ass post back around #10. Fuck me.

To other people who are gonna be using the proform, what do you plan on checking under the "Qualification" column?

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Originally Posted by glademaster

To other people who are gonna be using the proform, what do you plan on checking under the "Qualification" column?

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I think "maggot" qualifies enough.

"I'm Extreme"

"Scoring 100k GNAR points"

edg

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This turned out a lot better than when I made my smart-ass post back around #10. Fuck me.

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turning spam into a TGR classic == mad gorilla marketing steeze.

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Originally Posted by HestraGloves

Seth could have been wearing our gloves when he signed, but no guarantees. Our gloves are dexterous as fuck.

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I like this Melanie.

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To other people who are gonna be using the proform, what do you plan on checking under the "Qualification" column?

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"well hung"

#3144 black/black

Others?

Last season my buddy just emailed Hestra and told them how core he was and they sent us the pro form stat. You guys might want to wait a week or so though:wink:

I like you Hestra, you've got spunk. When will "dextrous as fuck" make it into the magazine ads?

PS: your productivity at work is about to drop precipitously.

AWESOME! just wait 'till Melanie's boss finds about about this:

1) crucial amount of time spent on this board = -productivity CHECK
2) gloves given away on form to dirty internet perverts (mostly raging pedophiles) CHECK
3) orders NOT filled CHECK
4) skiers start wearing Hestra CHECK

... oh snap, melanie gets a promotion :fmicon:

thanks guys you guys rock....no seriously, i cannot talk anymore

yes you can

and what's more... you will.

ps: i promise to post an EXTREME tr using your hestras

Welcome ot the board Melanie

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Originally Posted by HestraGloves

thanks guys you guys rock....no seriously, i cannot talk anymore

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We can seeee youuuuuuu!

Melanie is the coolest chick named Melanie I have ever had the chance to be a pervert to on the interweb.

:yourock: YOU ROCK. :yourock:

p.s. I too am dexterous as fuck.

yeah melanie, stick around.
We all say we really need to get work done too, actually, talking with us is work for ya. Thinking about how much people have been thinking about hestra.. hell, i even went to the website for shits n giggles.

Melanie's Boss: MELANIE! Are you surfing the internet again?

Melanie: Yes Mister Hestra.

M'sB: Good, keep up the good work.

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thanks guys you guys rock....no seriously, i cannot talk anymore

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This is a pack of lies, we know this.

EDIT: See?

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