Mods here are cute

^Compared to the in-the-face hate going on in both coasts, I think we can all learn from laid back, friendly mid westerners like Drew's mom. I'd like to meet her in person and share a fruity cocktail with her if I ever make it to MN.

Because we here on the Mod Team are an upstanding bunch, and are here to defend the honor of all maggots, we are offended that some of you are accusing skidog of perpetrating this skulduggery upon himself, for his own nefarious ends. Rest assured that is not the case, and skidog is as innocent as a baby's bottom in this whole sordid affair.

We are also offended that anyone thinks we have a reputation to uphold.

I’ve updated my sig.

In honor of the jizz monkey mod squad.

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Because we here on the Mod Team are an upstanding bunch, and are here to defend the honor of all maggots, we are offended that some of you are accusing skidog of perpetrating this skulduggery upon himself, for his own nefarious ends. Rest assured that is not the case, and skidog is as innocent as a baby's bottom in this whole sordid affair.

We are also offended that anyone thinks we have a reputation to uphold.

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you were bullied in school huh? It shows.

If I understand correctly you no longer live in Sandy?

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Originally Posted by subhuman jizzmonkey

subhuman jizzmonkey

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Fixed it fir you.

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Originally Posted by Timberridge

If I understand correctly you no longer live in Sandy?

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That's the trunk monkey.

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Because we here on the Mod Team are an upstanding bunch, and are here to defend the honor of all maggots, we are offended that some of you are accusing skidog of perpetrating this skulduggery upon himself, for his own nefarious ends. Rest assured that is not the case, and skidog is as innocent as a baby's bottom in this whole sordid affair.

We are also offended that anyone thinks we have a reputation to uphold.

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Which poses an even scarier scenario. Somebody made Skidog a mod.

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If I understand correctly you no longer live in Sandy?

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Not unless you need Salt Lake City food advice, then he is just down the street. Although that advice would be "go to Jersey"

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Not unless you need Salt Lake City food advice, then he is just down the street. Although that advice would be "go to Jersey"

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I’m just glad his “on the spectrum” behavior has expanded outside of the UT threads. It’s a shame to confine it to there.

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Because we here on the Mod Team are an upstanding bunch, and are here to defend the honor of all maggots, we are offended that some of you are accusing skidog of perpetrating this skulduggery upon himself, for his own nefarious ends. Rest assured that is not the case, and skidog is as innocent as a baby's bottom in this whole sordid affair.

We are also offended that anyone thinks we have a reputation to uphold.

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OMG YOU GUYS ARE CRAZY!!!!!

i woke up like this.

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Originally Posted by Mod Team

Because we here on the Mod Team are an upstanding bunch, and are here to defend the honor of all maggots, we are offended that some of you are accusing skidog of perpetrating this skulduggery upon himself, for his own nefarious ends. Rest assured that is not the case, and skidog is as innocent as a baby's bottom in this whole sordid affair.

We are also offended that anyone thinks we have a reputation to uphold.

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Can we infer that “fucking with a user’s account” comes after a warning but before a one week timeout?

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Can we infer that “fucking with a user’s account” comes after a warning but before a one week timeout?

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Does it even matter anymore? This place is a circle jerk.

But it's our circle jerk.

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Stop it guys!!!!


Skidog was victimized!!


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Stop it guys!!!!


Skidog was victimized!!

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He seems to enjoy it though.

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https://media3.giphy.com/media/SqflD...LB7qWm/200.gif

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If I understand correctly you no longer live in Sandy?

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Puttin out some strong ECRC vibes.

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Can we infer that “fucking with a user’s account” comes after a warning but before a one week timeout?

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Oh I didn't know there were rules.

1) ban warning for not doing anything wrong aside from trolling (which is mostly glorified here)
2) fuck with users account because, as mods we are power trips and got beat up in grade school, and really have no other way to inflict our will
3) week long timeout
4) banned

Just so in the future jongs know how to handle themselves.

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Could you start a list of other users affected by this?

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Could you start a list of other users affected by this?

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I laughed.

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Does it even matter anymore? This place is a circle jerk.

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But it's our circle jerk.

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I don’t have enough hands

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I don’t have enough hands

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Get creative
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Oh I didn't know there were rules.

1) ban warning for not doing anything wrong aside from trolling (which is mostly glorified here)
2) fuck with users account because, as mods we are power trips and got beat up in grade school, and really have no other way to inflict our will
3) week long timeout
4) banned

Just so in the future jongs know how to handle themselves.

Welcome to tgrzone.com forums. We took all our moderation lessons from Greg.

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But could SUF beat the gorillas?

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I ain't getttin in the ring with no jizz monkey.

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Originally Posted by Skidog

Oh I didn't know there were rules.

1) ban warning for not doing anything wrong aside from trolling (which is mostly glorified here)
2) fuck with users account because, as mods we are power trips and got beat up in grade school, and really have no other way to inflict our will
3) week long timeout
4) banned

Just so in the future jongs know how to handle themselves.

Welcome to tgrzone.com forums. We took all our moderation lessons from Greg.

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Ask to speak to the manager about a refund for whatever you have paid to be here?

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Originally Posted by Skidog

Oh I didn't know there were rules.

1) ban warning for not doing anything wrong aside from trolling (which is mostly glorified here)
2) fuck with users account because, as mods we are power trips and got beat up in grade school, and really have no other way to inflict our will
3) week long timeout
4) banned

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Oh, you didn't know there were "rules"? Let's make something clear. This was posted in the vaccine thread weeks ago:

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Thanks to all for reporting misinformation posts today. It's a lot, but don't stop. Again, realize that reporting posts doesn't mean someone will be banned today, it may take a while or it may never happen because we decide it isn't the appropriate action. But it will certainly never happen if the posts aren't reported.

And to those of you trolling here, or simply being contrary if you don't like being labeled as a troll, tread carefully. Robust discussion is cool and all, but pumping out bullshit because you read bullshit sources or intentionally misread and/or cherry pick from legitimate sources will not be looked upon kindly and could lead to warnings, suspension, or ban hammers. You've been warned, whining later won't be effective.

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Everyone was warned that the vaccine thread is somewhat special in the padded room, and that intentionally trolling in there, or posting bullshit misinformation in there, would not be tolerated. We have lots of experts providing useful info during a global pandemic, and we don't want to fuck that up. FFS, we even have a guy who is actually working on the life-saving vaccines taking his time to answer questions in there; it's not a run of the mill shit that annoys you redhead midget porn thread.

Then, weeks later, you openly admitted to trolling in here, and it was most definitely noticed by many. And so you got the exact same warning, except directed explicitly at you.

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Intentionally trolling in this thread, as you admit to here, is not ok. Moreover, numerous scientists and medical professionals in this thread have labeled your posts as dangerous misinformation, which is also not ok. TGR is open to discussion on all sorts of issues, and trolling is a time-honored tradition, but that tradition has its limits. In the face of a global pandemic with millions dead already, tread carefully.

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There was even a recognition that trolling in general is fine, but trolling in there was not. Again, this was something explicitly stated in the thread weeks earlier. And as far as "threats" go, that warning you got was pretty damn mild. So quit with the victim bullshit that this was all sprung on you by the power tripping mod team. You're not the victim, you're the perp. And trust us, we don't want to moderate a goddam thing -- we're maggots first through 49th and moderators 50th -- but jackasses like you sometimes force us to act, because everyone else is fucking sick of your shit. So instead of taking immediate action, we poked a little fun at your expense. Big deal.

So sit down and shut up, contribute like a normal person, or keep whining like you have been horribly wronged, we don't give a shit. Each option comes with its own set of consequences. Your choice.

Im not gonna lie, that brought a tear to my eye.

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(lays down the law).

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So, can you direct me to the redhead midget porn thread before you drop the ban hammer on skidog?

Way to go mod team. Well said and well done.


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I ain't getttin in the ring with no jizz monkey.

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That’s funny


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So, can you direct me to the redhead midget porn thread before you drop the ban hammer on skidog?

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PM deepsouthmafia.

Someone just got bitch slapped/slow clap

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That's the trunk monkey.

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Now, that right ^^^ is a response only an Oregon (& maybe SW WA) native would come up with.
Bravo

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Funniest thing in the whole thread.

edit: wait, I didn't know the trunk monkeys were here

That trunk monkey shit is hilarious, damn.


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Instead of banning make him prop the server closet door open for a week, while we all get one free crack at his signature. It’ll be like the new tags.