He's still in the garage, his phone died, but the charger's in the house.Quote:
Originally Posted by TBS
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He's still in the garage, his phone died, but the charger's in the house.Quote:
Originally Posted by TBS
Yeah, but is it local?Quote:
Originally Posted by old goat
This is the best, not the worst. Awesome though!Quote:
Originally Posted by Crock
Unlike the rest of the holidays, I actually like thanksgiving, in spite of what it represents. I usually volunteer to work christmas, and new years eve too anymore, so I can feast and drink with friends on turkey day. Well this year I couldn't get out of it and ended up working. I'm an ICU nurse and we had a potluck with turkey and all the fixins and it was a pretty good night on the unit. We had tons of food so we invited the family members and the couple armed guards for the prisoner on the unit to partake as well.
I did come away with a story of the worst thanksgiving ever though. Somewhere in SE Wyoming, a 21 year old girl with a severe wheat allergy accidentally got served something with wheat in it. She went into full on anaphylactic shock and the local ER was pretty overwhelmed. They intubated her but she threw up and aspirated in the process. Thankfully she got an Epi pen on the way or it could have been worse. She was really unstable in the ER over there when they called us and our attending told them to get her on a continuous Epinephrine drip right away. After that she was stable enough to fly but the heli hit weather and had to turn around so they could put her on a fixed wing. Her family ended up beating her here. Anyway, I think she's gonna be OK but she'll be intubated for a while due to the aspiration. Worst thanksgiving ever right? The whole thing sure made me thankful for my health and my coworkers who helped make the best of the evening though.
marriage, makes ya hangout with people on holidays that in no way you would if you were single.
um, you don't think you should be thankful for what you have?Quote:
Originally Posted by beaterdit
No don't get me wrong, I am thankful for what I have, even though it's been a [relatively] rough go this last year. I was referring to the whole native american genocide thing.
Don't we already hate Columbus day for that?
Oh yeah my bad. :wink:
Total dick move.Quote:
Originally Posted by cptpowder
That sucks...hope you're feeling better!Quote:
Originally Posted by NW_SKIER
Well today the aunt that stormed out Thursday intended to text someone about how my wife stressed her out, when all she wanted to do was see John, but she couldn't because she was so worked up.....Her husbands name isn't john. Moron texted my wife, accidentally- that she was such a pain in the ass it knocked the aunt off her cravings for strange cock. The texts she sent trying to weasel out of that one are pathetic. She needs to be reminded that she is an idiot and we are smart.Quote:
Originally Posted by TBS
OH NO, you have to do the left hand wipe now?? vibes man.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dantheman
Don't feel as isolated - about 40% of Americans find the holidays difficult in all kinds of ways. A lot of it is comical.Quote:
Originally Posted by NmbrdDays
Holidays have been tough for a decade.
we played this on Vinyl this year, the entire side of the record, one song. The ONLY TG song IMO!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Meadow Skipper
My dog killed all of the leftover Turkey 30 minutes after dinner this year. Pretty fucking tragic. I cant blame her, its was a strong move.
Not actually about thanksgiving but two good songs about family get-togethers--
I once lit a fart on fire in front of my whole family after a thanksgiving meal. My uncle(passed away last week) might have soiled his drawers from laughter along with the rest of my family. He was always my shock barometer since he had spent twenty years in the military and had been in two wars seeing all kinds of crazy shit in his life. If I made him gasp for air it was mission accomplished.
Just here to let you know the potatoes won't be vegan this year...just mandolined the tip of my finger into the bowl
Owww!
how big a piece did you lose?
Yeah, this Thanksgiving is gonna be rough. We're just gonna go to a hot spring resort thing. Get drunk in a hot tub.
"Just the tip"
[its really just a tiny potato]
Is too late to tell you about Kevlar kitchen gloves?
And the guard that comes with the mandolin? The one that nobody uses even though they really should?Quote:
Originally Posted by TBS
Heal up fast. And commit some crimes now that your fingerprints won't quite match!
Sucks about the tip. Heal up!
Speaking of just the tip an amusing bar game going around this evening is "Ruin Thanksgiving In 4 Words"
So far the leader in the clubhouse is "your daughter loves anal" :eek:
How would that ruin thanksgiving?
Lol -- happy thanksgiving !!
Vibes mang. Keep expectations low and be good to yourself.Quote:
Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn
William S. Burroughs get all salty and shit concerning the holiday:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLSveRGmpIE
Baked two turkeys for our big crowd and for leftovers. Set one outside to cool as the kitchen had become super crowded. Everyone sits down to eat, drink and be merry so we let the dogs out. About 15-20 minutes later, realized what I had done and found my bloated, cowering Chocolate Lab and a carcass under the picnic table. Seems like it took him about 48 hours to completely clean himself out after that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPRdj1Ce4aoQuote:
Originally Posted by PowderHorse
YES!Quote:
Originally Posted by Meadow Skipper
Fairmont "Hot Springs" is kinda fucking dumb, tbh.
You shitting me ? I love that place.Quote:
Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn
The inside bar is ok.
Whole thing really isn't my kinda scene.
At least I'm drunk now.
what, no one was diggin' your speedo vibe?
I was going to go for a Thanksgiving night tour, but I can't find my skins.
https://www.romper.com/p/ways-to-hel...ksgiving-23424
Yeah, it's the worst thanksgiving ever.
Nope. Found me a good one since last year. Had dinner with her family this year, as mine is a fucking train wreck.Quote:
Originally Posted by flowing alpy
Yes! Commonlaw has a thread for this.Quote:
Originally Posted by Meadow Skipper
No one was even nude, wtf?Quote:
Originally Posted by shroom
He had such a bright future ahead of him writing Hallmark cards and just pissed it all away...Quote:
Originally Posted by Meadow Skipper