Is this not just a little fucking ridiculous?

3 friends and I went through almost the same thing. We got a bit carried away after leaving the campus pub and smashed one of the windows of a nearby bus stop. Security guards hiding in the bushes accosted us, and we ran away. They called the cops, who caught one of my friends and he got to go to jail for the night.

We were told we could not graduate till we wrote letters of apology to the security company , the transit company and the university, as well as pay for the replacement of the broken pane. Fair enough. We did all this, and then 3 months later we all received a letter stating we could not graduate, and due to our reprehensible conduct were facing possible expulsion.

The bus stop had since been removed due to repeated acts of vandalism (though we were the only ones to ever be caught)

I ended up meeting with some of the college top brass, and a lady from the transit company. They were pushing for maximum punishment to make examples of us. Through ass kissing, grovelling, showing them our excellent marks, lack of any sort of criminal record, and mentioning how the campus pub had over served us they agreed to let us graduate if we attended a restorative justice meeting.

We had to bring our parents, or someone who'd be disappointed if they knew what we did, and have a chat with people from the university, the RCMP, the transit company and the security company. IT really sucked., but I got my little piece of paper, avoided criminal charges (and never told my parents) Apparently one of the security guards had to go on stress leave due to some of the names and comments we directed towards him. Apparently one of us also gave him the full on monkeybrains moon, too.

Similar bullshit.

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Originally Posted by wicked_sick

3 friends and I went through almost the same thing. We got a bit carried away after leaving the campus pub and smashed one of the windows of a nearby bus stop. Security guards hiding in the bushes accosted us, and we ran away. They called the cops, who caught one of my friends and he got to go to jail for the night.

We were told we could not graduate till we wrote letters of apology to the security company , the transit company and the university, as well as pay for the replacement of the broken pane. Fair enough. We did all this, and then 3 months later we all received a letter stating we could not graduate, and due to our reprehensible conduct were facing possible expulsion.

The bus stop had since been removed due to repeated acts of vandalism (though we were the only ones to ever be caught)

I ended up meeting with some of the college top brass, and a lady from the transit company. They were pushing for maximum punishment to make examples of us. Through ass kissing, grovelling, showing them our excellent marks, lack of any sort of criminal record, and mentioning how the campus pub had over served us they agreed to let us graduate if we attended a restorative justice meeting.

We had to bring our parents, or someone who'd be disappointed if they knew what we did, and have a chat with people from the university, the RCMP, the transit company and the security company. IT really sucked., but I got my little piece of paper, avoided criminal charges (and never told my parents) Apparently one of the security guards had to go on stress leave due to some of the names and comments we directed towards him. Apparently one of us also gave him the full on monkeybrains moon, too.

Similar bullshit.

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See, I got caught by the cops, went to court, wrote a 6 page apology letter, did 20 hours of comm. service, and paid them $160 dollars and the school still wants to give me more shit.

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Originally Posted by MOHSHSIHd

See, I got caught by the cops, went to court, wrote a 6 page apology letter, did 20 hours of comm. service, and paid them $160 dollars and the school still wants to give me more shit.

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Good vibes for you on Monday.............but I hate to tell ya, you will not be allowed to enter Canada for 10 years........:D

in the future, when you have to explain to your grandkids why you never graduated from university, you should really embellish the story a bit. tell them you lit the sign on fire, beat up the cops and fucked the deans teenage daughter after he expelled you.

Well, I think my small amount of charm seemed to win over the lady at judicial affairs.

She, "let me off easy" with only having to write another 3-4 page reflection/apology paper. So, when all is said and done I will have written about 10 pages for moving a sign 20 feet.


So, the lesson here kids is don't move signs or they give you alot of extra homework!!!! :eek::):biggrin:

For all the time spent bitching about this...3-4 pages should be easy.

You could, of course, craftily weave the more interesting comments found herein into your apology letter.

are you going to include this thread in your bibliography?

Single or double spaced? Just curious, because I want to get in on the pool about what your next inane thread will be, and my bet hinges on this question.

I don't know yet. Most likely single spaced. I'm glad you are so bored that you are making pools about strangers on the internet.

Burn the fucker down anyway

Do they have a copy of the other apology letter? Might be time for a little recycling.

Glad the situation was cleared up. You must be relieved!

And I hope you at least got a little piece of hair off her during the meeting when she wasn't looking. You know, for the voodoo doll.

Sprite

I would use this as a template. Just exchange "selling meat" to "moving sign" and make sure to end with "Written in shame, Phishshow."

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