If I go put some matches in my car and leave it slewed on the pavement somewhere do we get some more nipples?
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If I go put some matches in my car and leave it slewed on the pavement somewhere do we get some more nipples?
See, if someone just told these suicide bombers that it was this particular type of virgin waiting for them in heaven we'd all be a lot safer.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hayduke
edg
You still concious then student? Bit of a long day for you.
maybe he's just walking up?Quote:
Originally Posted by Shorey
You have absolutely no fucking clue, do you? These aren't clerics blowing themselves (and others) up, they're kids. If you knew you were going to die in an hour, what would you do? I'd try something I'd rarely done before - maybe in this guy's case DRINK.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rydellen
As it happens, I've been north of the River for a job interview this afternoon. How's that for productive?Quote:
Originally Posted by Shorey
On the other hand, that didn't require being concious until midday.
edg
Bit of Dutch Courage never hurt anybody. Thankfully in this case.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tippster
edg
That's a bunch of crap. I have loads of muslim friends who drink like fish. Granted, they aren't the types to blow shit up but still, don't make ignorant assumptions. I'm a Hindu but I have occasionally eaten beef. I think I'll be re-incarnated as a dung beetle for that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rydellen
Freezorburn, that is hateful filth that you have posted there and I hope it was a joke and you don't really hold those opinions. As I've stated I have a lot of muslim friends, and some relatives, who do not remotely resemble those disgusting stereotypes. As I was discussing with a friend today, the reason so many young muslims are becoming radicalized is that they feel they are marginalized and misunderstood and feel they have to right a wrong. A negative mind is easier to brain wash.
An honourable, chivalrous act. Jolly good.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shorey
How long did you kick yourself for?
You saw that picture, right? Better question is when he's going to stop.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mrs Roo
edg
Look, I know you need to feel close to us but be brave and make the break. We'll still love you and you'll start to feel stonger as time goes on. Quit loitering outside our house, as well. It makes the neighbours nervous.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hayduke
Here's a selection from the skype messages today....guess who from:
***No, I was. We were on holiday after leaving school and she was there. She'd just split from her boyfriend at the time and her and her mate went on holiday.***
***I know, I know. The last night we were there, I was woken up at about 2am with banging on the door. It was her wanting to come in.***
***Like a hero, I cracked open the mini bar, made her a drink and then said she could have my bed whilst I took the sofa round the corner.***
I'm sticking to my original statement. Car bomb in a drunkards car has got to be an Irishman!!
Duff rohipnol?Quote:
Originally Posted by Hayduke
He's just sold the flat, so you can expect him to move in next week - will you iron his shirts and make him feel at home?Quote:
Originally Posted by Mrs Roo
At least that should stop him going through our bins.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shorey
Ha! classic.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr.Scruff
Your discretion knows no bounds.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hayduke