I'm a bust on Knee highs, but might be able to get shin high. As for the lederhosen... Wrong nationality for me, but I could convert if "Heidi, the Ricola Girl" is gonna be there ;)
http://www.tc.umn.edu/~hick0088/imag...icola-girl.jpg
cuz, everybody knows, Hiedi digs der lederhosen + Longboard combo.
So many Longboards... so few takers. - It seems.
http://www.tetongravity.com/forums/a...1&d=1162491849
There's a pair of Lady's pink VR-17's in a 195 hiding way over on the right (can see part of tip) that MBSC could borrow to match her pants ;)