This just in:

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Originally Posted by biggins

I want to take a steamy shit on Highway Star's chest, then rub it into his face with my ass- known widely as the 'Cleveland Steamroller.'

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In lieu of the Cleveland Steamer, you could try the ol' Glass Bottom Boat.

If you know what that one is, you are one disgusting SOB. Holler!!!

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Originally Posted by vtdownhiller

Your kid racing at Queeche?.....Oh and by the way you guys should just stay home the skiing sucks here..:fuckyou:

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Yeah, he's J4 this year. Do you have a kid racing there? I'm hoping against hope they can cover that and/or maybe move it to another hill that has a bit of snow on it.

Regardless of the suckage, we still want to go up and ski. But if they cancel we might was well stay home and do fun stuff...like laundry and bills.
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Sprite

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Originally Posted by creaker

HS- If you truly don't think this weather situation well and truly sucks royal ass you are some kind of core dude. My, hill, Sbush, is mostly closed today becasue of all the shit that's hit it this week. That sucks. I'm fucking tired of skiing ice. I spent a few days skiing frozen bumps and I'm tired of that. I've skied a lot in the rain, and while I enjoy the soft snow, that sucks and I'm tired of that. I understand, dumbass, that this is winter and January thaws/freezes are as part of the landscape as aholes like you clogging that shithole KMart, but it is not supposed to last the entire month, and that sucks.

This has been am month that thankfully only comes around every 10 years or so. Enjoy getting blasted in the puss by snowguns this weekend. I'd hate to see your goggles freeze over and cause you to ski into the Waffle Hut or anything.

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This post, and this whole damn thread for that matter, is fucking hilarious. :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: Unlucky again, Least Coasters. Nearly feb though.

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Originally Posted by igBand

In lieu of the Cleveland Steamer, you could try the ol' Glass Bottom Boat.

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You glass-bottom boatin' son-of-a-gun!! Bbmmbbmmbbbmmbbmm!

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Originally Posted by stump832

Not sure if you all caught this, but we all just witnessed the extremely rare alias self-quote and self-FM. Quite the gem. I'll cherish this day forever.

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that was much funnier than Sinbad :biggrin:

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Originally Posted by 365wp

My flight for Jackson leaves Saturday, so this weekend should be good in VT.

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It's your lucky ski trip, this weekend is rain on Saturday turning to snow. We will probably get 1/2 inch of rain and a 1/2 inch of snow

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Originally Posted by Highway Star

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I understand that this forum is about powder skiing and backcountry, wooohoo. That's not all there is to skiing, and if you shut your mind to other aspects of skiing, you're only cheating yourself. I hear newschool, mogul skiing and racing/carving dissed on this board all the time, and it's fucking rediculous. If you only want to ski trees and pow all the time on the east coast, you're probably going to have a shitty ski season, or miss half of it. .

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Sir, you are a horses ass. I ski BC because it's all I can afford. I don't have mummsy and daddy buying me lift tickets. Go back to the fucking hole you crawled out of. DUMB FUCK!!!:fuckyou:

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Originally Posted by Godwin-Austin

I am going to go throw myself into the nearest river.

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Looks like S&C has a special for us eastcoasters today


http://akamai.backcountrystore.com.e...P0021/RSAG.jpg

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Originally Posted by schuss

Seriously though, I have no problem with a wide variety of conditions to ski in (ice, melty, crappy, rocky etc.), but it looks like fucking april right now. The grass is GREEN not brown. I saw a rainbow the other day too, a goddamn rainbow. Rainbows do not belong in NH in January. I can deal with a lot of shit, but this is just ridiculous. I'm almost ready to rip out the damn bicycle. Then again, maybe I'm just a sally.

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Depends. What's your din setting?

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Originally Posted by teambigdave

that was much funnier than Sinbad :biggrin:

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The comedian or the pirate?

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Originally Posted by Steven S. Dallas

The comedian or the pirate?

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http://www.toontracker.com/sinbad/sinbadjr.htm

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y19...uff/sinbad.gif

With all this anger with the current weather situation. I would just like to take this opportunity to remind you that it's not the weatherman's fault. Weather people only reports the conditions, they do not create them.

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Originally Posted by sea2ski

With all this anger with the current weather situation. I would just like to take this opportunity to remind you that it's not the weatherman's fault. Weather people only reports the conditions, they do not create them.

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You are so naive.....:nonono2:

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Originally Posted by Tippster

You are so naive.....:nonono2:

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Naive, No.

Try and get past our security, Kristina Abernathy's stalker couldn't do it.

Whoah. He posted occasionally on the Cameraman's website I "moderate."

You "in the Biz?"

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Originally Posted by Tippster

Whoah. He posted occasionally on the Cameraman's website I "moderate."

You "in the Biz?"

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Yeah, I sell commercial time for Weather Channel.

I never realized how much people blame the weatherman for bad weather or getting the forecast wrong till I listened to some of the phone calls the receptionist here gets or made the mistake of wearing a Weather Channel jacket. On the other hand, luckily every wedding I've been to since I started working here has had great weather and somehow people seem to think I'm somehow responsible for that as well.