JONG is the stupidist shit ever

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10-29-2005, 09:24 AM
knowone

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Originally Posted by Vinman

dental tools consist mainly of a 16oz strait clawed Estwing hammer and titanium ninja grade chopsticks.

16oz is a little light, don't you think? (Maybe this should be in tech talk, but I don’t care)Titanium chop sticks, huh? How well do they hold up in high elevation & cold temperatures? Do they come with an adapter to pick up cell phone service while in the backcountry?? Or is that separate? Do they come in different sizes for all conditions? I tried to Google it but no luck. . .
10-29-2005, 09:25 AM
ANON-505

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Originally Posted by YetiMan

mad libs is fun!

See...now THAT'S clever!

Cheers to you, Yeti-Man, with at least coming up with something original.

Have a good day ripping me apart, boys.

I'll be outside.

cheers
10-29-2005, 09:27 AM
ill-advised strategy

thanks,

have a good day.

yes, I'm bitter because I'm in a cubicle prison...

BUT NOT FOR LONG BITCHES!!!!

yeeya.
10-29-2005, 09:32 AM
lynniefish

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Originally Posted by EastCoast2835

Your a fuckin dork. Get over it and get the fuck out if you don't like getting shit on. Perhaps your an idiot looking for a just a bit too much exceptance on a forum that you thought would embrace you just because you ski. Grow a sack and stop crying just because someone called you a JONG.

looking for "exceptance?"

thats a good one. really.
10-29-2005, 09:36 AM
Vinman

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Originally Posted by knowone

16oz is a little light, don't you think? (Maybe this should be in tech talk, but I don’t care)Titanium chop sticks, huh? How well do they hold up in high elevation & cold temperatures? Do they come with an adapter to pick up cell phone service while in the backcountry?? Or is that separate? Do they come in different sizes for all conditions? I tried to Google it but no luck. . .

With the delicate nature of teeth 16oz of forged steel backed by a firm swing is usually enough to take care of even the most stubborn of tooth removals. And the strait claw with its slim profile and extra length works nicely to get at those hard to reach areas.

The ninja grade ti chopsticks are mainly used for throwing purposes should the intended patient think about running away. the standard model weighs about 50 grams but for added stopping power the 75 gram model is preferred.
10-29-2005, 09:51 AM
knowone

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Originally Posted by Vinman

The ninja grade ti chopsticks are mainly used for throwing purposes should the intended patient think about running away. the standard model weighs about 50 grams but for added stopping power the 75 gram model is preferred.

I think the length to weight issue tends to be viewed differently from all sides. This might call for a forum poll.

Curious, do you know if there is a Pro model out yet?
10-29-2005, 09:55 AM
Vinman

pro model is only available from the esteemed maker and master Hatori Hansu, but alas he has retired from making dental tools.
10-29-2005, 10:01 AM
knowone

Thanks for all the info. You have gone out of your way to share some valuable knowledge. Be safe at the office.
10-29-2005, 11:23 AM
Monique

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Originally Posted by Tippster

Can't we all just get a-JONG?

I heart Tippster.
10-29-2005, 11:29 AM
powder11

hey anon- there's been pro skiers way more accomplished than you'll ever be who have not only been jonged here, but also accused of being severly gay. one well known pro even thought he could unload his crappy used gear on us. sack up pussy or go away.
10-29-2005, 11:41 AM
warthog

Is everyone in Taos this cool? Cause my buddy is moving there in 2 years. He is totally gonna run that joint.
10-29-2005, 11:47 AM
James Carvile

And someone with only 39 posts would know.
10-29-2005, 11:54 AM
ill-advised strategy

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Originally Posted by warthog

Is everyone in Taos this cool? Cause my buddy is moving there in 2 years. He is totally gonna run that joint.

Wild Bill is so cool he tries to fuck everyone's girlfriends when they're not looking.

http://cozysblues.com/newsletter/images/bill-lynch.jpg

http://images.vrbo.com/vrbo/images/55130c.jpg

that is all

edit for photos.
10-29-2005, 12:02 PM
EastCoast2835

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Originally Posted by lynniefish

looking for "exceptance?"

thats a good one. really.

Thats obviously this dudes malfunction. Its just a fuckin forum.
10-29-2005, 12:27 PM
ANON-506

Read quickly my brothers and sisters as I may not have much time. For years I attributed my frequent and lengthy blackouts to a fondness for guzzling Jagermeister and gasoline cocktails, but with the recent rising cost of fuel I have been forced to switch to demur sips of a modestly-priced but refreshing pinot grigio. Yet the blackouts persist. Last I remember I was backstage at the Broadway revival of Cats, biting into a nugget of lemon-infused stilton and then somehow I found myself lying on a deep red velvet couch in a quiet, oak-lined room. I opened my eyes straight into the piercing blue gaze of a dark-haired beauty who had pulled her chair close enough to hold my hand. She introduced herself as my doctor and, between puffs of her cigar, began to explain...WHAT? HEY! NO NO NO

Don't listen to that damned liar ANON-506 only believe what you are told by me, ANON-517, as I am the...OOP ACK

Hi, my name is ANON-513 and I was wondering what you all think about the new parabolic skis. I need new skis, I think only skis because my boots are already perfect, they fit just like slippers and...WAIT STOP NO

And you maggots are a bunch of losers because you are not The Shit like you would be if you were me, ANON-505, so go...ARGH!

...as I was saying she gently broke the news that I suffer from what used to be called
10-29-2005, 12:42 PM
seldon

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Originally Posted by ANON-506

Read quickly my brothers and sisters as I may not have much time. For years I attributed my frequent and lengthy blackouts to a fondness for guzzling Jagermeister and gasoline cocktails, but with the recent rising cost of fuel I have been forced to switch to demur sips of a modestly-priced but refreshing pinot grigio. Yet the blackouts persist. Last I remember I was backstage at the Broadway revival of Cats, biting into a nugget of lemon-infused stilton and then somehow I found myself lying on a deep red velvet couch in a quiet, oak-lined room. I opened my eyes straight into the piercing blue gaze of a dark-haired beauty who had pulled her chair close enough to hold my hand. She introduced herself as my doctor and, between puffs of her cigar, began to explain...WHAT? HEY! NO NO NO

Don't listen to that damned liar ANON-506 only believe what you are told by me, ANON-517, as I am the...OOP ACK

Hi, my name is ANON-513 and I was wondering what you all think about the new parabolic skis. I need new skis, I think only skis because my boots are already perfect, they fit just like slippers and...WAIT STOP NO

And you maggots are a bunch of losers because you are not The Shit like you would be if you were me, ANON-505, so go...ARGH!

...as I was saying she gently broke the news that I suffer from what used to be called

Post, THEN smoke crack.
10-29-2005, 01:24 PM
dipstik

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Originally Posted by ANON-506

Read quickly my brothers and sisters as I may not have much time. For years I attributed my frequent and lengthy blackouts to a fondness for guzzling Jagermeister and gasoline cocktails, but with the recent rising cost of fuel I have been forced to switch to demur sips of a modestly-priced but refreshing pinot grigio. Yet the blackouts persist. Last I remember I was backstage at the Broadway revival of Cats, biting into a nugget of lemon-infused stilton and then somehow I found myself lying on a deep red velvet couch in a quiet, oak-lined room. I opened my eyes straight into the piercing blue gaze of a dark-haired beauty who had pulled her chair close enough to hold my hand. She introduced herself as my doctor and, between puffs of her cigar, began to explain...WHAT? HEY! NO NO NO

Don't listen to that damned liar ANON-506 only believe what you are told by me, ANON-517, as I am the...OOP ACK

Hi, my name is ANON-513 and I was wondering what you all think about the new parabolic skis. I need new skis, I think only skis because my boots are already perfect, they fit just like slippers and...WAIT STOP NO

And you maggots are a bunch of losers because you are not The Shit like you would be if you were me, ANON-505, so go...ARGH!

...as I was saying she gently broke the news that I suffer from what used to be called

Thomas Pynchon, is that you?
10-29-2005, 01:26 PM
JONG!

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Originally Posted by seldon

Post, THEN smoke crack.

Do you have some? I would like to introduce myself to TGR.My name is JONG!
10-29-2005, 01:27 PM
wicked_sick

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Originally Posted by Ski to Be

You touch my tra la la my ding ding dong you newbie JONG

That was awesome.

and by the way, my beer belly is coming along nicely.
10-29-2005, 04:24 PM
ANON-506

schizophrenia but is really just multiple personality disorder, a kind of disassociative complex that occurs when one can't face one's reality. In my, or should I say "our" case, the initial split occurred when
10-29-2005, 04:30 PM
ill-advised strategy

Quote:

Originally Posted by ANON-506

schizophrenia but is really just multiple personality disorder, a kind of disassociative complex that occurs when one can't face one's reality. In my, or should I say "our" case, the initial split occurred when

....some dipshit created an alias with 506 instead of 505?

much more creative would have been to go with 5O5 instead of 505.

but that's just me..
10-29-2005, 04:30 PM
JONG!

Quote:

Originally Posted by ANON-506

schizophrenia but is really just multiple personality disorder, a kind of disassociative complex that occurs when one can't face one's reality. In my, or should I say "our" case, the initial split occurred when

I can help ypu with this problem Anon-506? Or our you ANON-507? 513? Oh , forget about it!
10-29-2005, 04:41 PM
JONG

You're a little mouthy for a jong. This is my corner. Beat it ya kook.^^^^^
10-29-2005, 04:55 PM
Max Gosey

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Originally Posted by Ski to Be

You touch my tra la la my ding ding dong you newbie JONG

Deep in the night, I might add...

And jonging is a lot like high school football hazing. But without the homoerotic overtones. And a little less intense.

Let me see that... JONG?
http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b1...anie/sisqo.jpg

Edit: how the hell do you misspell "stupidest"?
10-29-2005, 05:02 PM
JONG!

Quote:

Originally Posted by JONG

You're a little mouthy for a jong. This is my corner. Beat it ya kook.^^^^^

Are we related?

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