JONG is the stupidist shit ever

[ANON-505]

Slatners-

I realize now, what it is that's so funny about JONG.

So many of you throw the JONG around like it's this fucking awesome and original statement.

"Jack Off Newbie Gaper" thats fucking great. But don't you mean a "newbie gaper" to the TGR forums? Does the amount of posts you have make any difference to how experienced a skier you are? In fact, the opposite is probably true. The less time you spend sitting infront of your computer talking shit is more time that your actually outside...becoming a better skier, kayaker, mountain biker, climber (or whatever your passion may be).

I picture a bunch of midwestern High School kids, telling everyone that they're JONG's and that they're so rad 'cuz their parents just bought 'em the fattest twin tips on the block.

So call me an JONG while you sit and grow a beer belly 'cuz all you do is sit in front of the computer acquiring more posts, and therefore a higher status of anti-jongdem.

And while your at it, suck on my JONG-LONG-DONG.

[iceman]

So, come here often?

[stump832]

Says the guy with 37 posts in three weeks on the board.

[Schmear]

So, come here often?

Are you trying to pick-up the jong with the long dong?

[iceman]

I'm very uncomfortable with your sig, Mr. Stump.

[Sensisnow]

Slatners-

I realize now, what it is that's so funny about JONG.

So many of you throw the JONG around like it's this fucking awesome and original statement.

"Jack Off Newbie Gaper" thats fucking great.

Know I'm a jong myself, but isn't it Jerk Off Newbie Gaper?

[cj001f]

FYI - Mitch isn't here to close this thread.

[iceman]

Know I'm a jong myself, but isn't it Jerk Off Newbie Gaper?

Indeed. Well played.

[iceman]

Are you trying to pick-up the jong with the long dong?

I thought I was just being friendly.

[stump832]

I'm very uncomfortable with your sig, Mr. Stump.

I think itz rad, and my parents just got me a new set of twin tips.

[Sensisnow]

Indeed. Well played.

Figured if he's going to bitch about it he should at least know the correct meaning of the acronym.

[Art Shirk]

Figured if he's going to bitch about it he should at least know the correct meaning of the acronym.

I think you missed the point, said the guy with only 2 posts.

[The AD]

Wow, ANON-505 really called us out. I think I'm going to go lay in bed and cry myself to sleep.

[iceman]

I think you missed the point, said the guy with only 2 posts.

No, I think he got the point just fine. Yours, I don't get.

[aspenskibum]

[QUOTE=ANON-505]Slatners-

I realize now, what it is that's so funny about JONG.

So many of you throw the JONG around like it's this fucking awesome and original statement.

"Jack Off Newbie Gaper" thats fucking great. But don't you mean a "newbie gaper" to the TGR forums? Does the amount of posts you have make any difference to how experienced a skier you are? In fact, the opposite is probably true. The less time you spend sitting infront of your computer talking shit is more time that your actually outside...becoming a better skier, kayaker, mountain biker, climber (or whatever your passion may be).

QUOTE]

i have been called a jong plenty, does this somehow make me a less expierianced skier? or would being a better skier somehow make me a better person? and guess what, you're right, we should all spend less time in front of our computers talking shit (like pointing out how a fucking word is ruining your life, and talking shit on those that use just cus they called you one)
so i got a new term just for you. how bout humorless attention seeking dumbass hypocrite?

edit, also what the fuck is a slatner?

[Schmear]

how bout humorless attention seeking dumbass hypocrite?

But HASDH just doesn't have the same ring to it.

[aspenskibum]

But HASDH just doesn't have the same ring to it.

no, but HASH'D does

[Sensisnow]

no, but HASH'D does

Good point my friend!

[ANON-505]

HASH'D does have a nice ring...maybe all you cyber-locals should call people you don't like that.

What does "slatner" mean? think outside the box, grasshopper

[Sensisnow]

What does "slatner" mean? think outside the box, grasshopper

You're a Slayer loving, Star Trek fan?

How's that for outside the box?

[TJ.Brk]

Where is the many faces/alias of "GERONIMO" when we need them.


JONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[EastCoast2835]

Slatners-

I realize now, what it is that's so funny about JONG.

So many of you throw the JONG around like it's this fucking awesome and original statement.

"Jack Off Newbie Gaper" thats fucking great. But don't you mean a "newbie gaper" to the TGR forums? Does the amount of posts you have make any difference to how experienced a skier you are? In fact, the opposite is probably true. The less time you spend sitting infront of your computer talking shit is more time that your actually outside...becoming a better skier, kayaker, mountain biker, climber (or whatever your passion may be).

I picture a bunch of midwestern High School kids, telling everyone that they're JONG's and that they're so rad 'cuz their parents just bought 'em the fattest twin tips on the block.

So call me an JONG while you sit and grow a beer belly 'cuz all you do is sit in front of the computer acquiring more posts, and therefore a higher status of anti-jongdem.

And while your at it, suck on my JONG-LONG-DONG.

Your a fuckin dork. Get over it and get the fuck out if you don't like getting shit on. Perhaps your an idiot looking for a just a bit too much exceptance on a forum that you thought would embrace you just because you ski. Grow a sack and stop crying just because someone called you a JONG.

[Ski to Be]

You touch my tra la la my ding ding dong you newbie JONG

[Ski to Be]

Anon,
You throw the slatner around like it's some original unique statement. You think that we are slatners because we are on the computer and can't ski. What can we do to not become slatners and be great like you. I have to know

[Crinkle]

stb, has it right, this or you are not unique....weakness, like Rosanne Barr at an all you can eat buffet