One of my favorites: nuttier than a squirrel turd
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One of my favorites: nuttier than a squirrel turd
Mad as a cut snake
Steeper than a cow's face
OK, since you wanted a happy metaphor I think this one may just fit.Quote:
Originally Posted by commonlaw
Gayer than a pink fart
Mad as a wet henQuote:
Originally Posted by jamesp
Bout a much fuhn as pull'n a porcuepine outta ah mailbox!
Sweating like Al in a truth telling competition(wife's sister's name is Alex, and she used to lie a lot).
Better then a swift kick in the nuts.
Does the Pope shit in the woods?
...like two retards trying to fuck a watermelon in a phone booth.
Jumpier than a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs
Happier than pavlov's dogs when a bell rings
this is a random saying that my dad used to say when I was not being straight with him - although I'm still not completely certain what he means by it...
"You can't shit me, I have a turd in every pocket"
drier than a popcorn fart
Rougher than a night in jail.
Happier than an anal porn star w extra lube
Happier than Peyton Manning with a huge Budweieser hangover and a bad case of the beer shits.
I was searching for metaphors and this thread popped up, and I gotta say you people suck at creativity. Some of them were just dumb. I thought outdoorsy people were supposed to be creative.
Attachment 425915Quote:
Originally Posted by CameToTalkTrash
Who let the bot in?
Not a bot. I literally created this account just to tell you how bad you guys suck.
Do something productive and show us your gf's tits.
I would if I could paste pics in the chat box or drop them from my albums, but your forums suck at that too. Get with the times.
You lament the lack of creativity and can’t do better than “you suck”?Quote:
Originally Posted by CameToTalkTrash
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You guys could empty a swimming pool through a drinking straw. That’s how much you suck. That better?
Seems to me a drinking straw only lets you suck a little. So is this a slow and steady thing? We suck very little but we’re consistent and persistent?Quote:
Originally Posted by CameToTalkTrash
…than an itchy pig rubbing against a rail fence…
Jed Clampett