And she's the first LAWYER to pipe up in this thread... (afaik)Quote:
Originally Posted by KQ
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And she's the first LAWYER to pipe up in this thread... (afaik)Quote:
Originally Posted by KQ
Legally, your buddy is hosed. The fact that he was on meth will nopt constitute a defense to the battery, though it might help him get a lesser degree charged, given the combination of his intoxication and seeing his GF and some guy doing the beast w/ two backs.
Unless, he could sell the attack as the defense of another, with a claim that he knew the GF was being raped. the problem w/ that is the degree of force allowed. Once you've stopped the assault, any privelege you might have to use force ends.
Tell him to get a good lawyer.
Meth is the most evil drug around.
Boycott ALL WHITE POWDERS.... Except the natural stuff that falls from the sky.
I teach in an inner city school and just recieved two students that were taken away from their family because mom and dad were cookin' the shit.
Why can't people get into good mind expanding drugs like weed, lsd, and mushrooms?
Don't forget:Quote:
Originally Posted by mr_gyptian
[ open on interior, courtroom, the Judge banging her gavel ]
Judge: Mr. Cirroc, are you ready to give your summation?
Cirroc: [ stepping out] It's just "Cirroc", your Honor.. and, yes, I'm ready. [ approaches the jury box ] Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I'm just a caveman. I fell on some ice and was later thawed by some of your scientists. Your world frightens and confuses me! Sometimes when I fly to Europe on the Concorde, I wonder, am I inside some sort of giant bird? Am I gonna be digested? I don't know, because I'm a caveman, and that's the way I think! When I'm courtside at a Knicks game, I wonder if the ball is some sort of food they're fighting over. When I see my image on the security camera at the country club, I wonder, are they stealing my soul? I get so upset, I hop out of my Range Rover, and run across the fairway to to the clubhouse, where I get Carlos to make me one of those martinis he's so famous for, to soothe my primitive caveman brain. But whatever world you're from, I do know one thing - in the 20 years from March 22nd, 1972, when he first ordered that extra nicotine be put into his product, until February 25th, 1992, when he issued an inter-office memorandum stopping the addition of that nicotine, my client was legally insane. And, for that reason, I ask that you fine him.. not guilty. Thank you.
Judge: The jury will now retire to deliberate.
Jury Foreman: [ standing ] Your Honor.. I don't think we need to retire. Cirroc's words are just as true now as they were in his time. We find the defendent.. not guilty.
[ the jury applauds Cirroc ]
Judge: Did you hear that, Mr. Cirroc? [ no answer ] Mr. Cirroc?
Cirroc: [ watching a basketball game on a tiny TV ] I'm sorry, your Honor. I was watching the tiny men trapped inside this strange modern device! [ smiles maliciously to the camera ]
Hazelden!!!!
isn't she a legal aid? additionally with that song and a bag of chips, mr. methhead is still on his way to the crossbar hotel.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tippster
http://www.cockyracingguy.com/pictur...rthvader_1.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by mr_gyptian
Actually......I've crossed over to the dark side. See, I spent so much time on the 'net that I decided to make it my job and now I specialize in computer forensics and electronic document investigation. In otherwords...I'm a legal tech. It's really quite wonderful...no billable hours!!! Whoo hoo!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by mr_gyptian
Hey LIP, I would keep that conversation on the DL re: your buddy leaving the country to avoid shit if he was in fact serious. There is a beautiful little thing called "Complicity Liability" aka accomplice to a crime aka don't call him anymore and pretend like you haven't heard from him since this incident.
good point...DEFINITELY don't help him in any way. depending on your state law i think you could potentially be liable just for knowing he was running and not disclosing. others would know better. and definitely don't lie if asked where he is, etc.Quote:
Originally Posted by girlski0912
Fleeing the country may very well be the worst thing you could do.
Sack up and face the shit you got yourself into like a man.
Still at LP?Quote:
Originally Posted by KQ
good adviceQuote:
Originally Posted by girlski0912
I think you might have to go over to his crack house with a baseball bat and hobble him!
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Originally Posted by Viva
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The Archie Bunker card gets played....sweet.
damn, now we are all going to jailQuote:
Originally Posted by gonzo
Screw all of this. He's big boy and he's on his own at this point LET'S GO SKIING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!