What is a JONG?

Hopefully I can improve this thread. Here's a new classic from Epicski. The guy's ski won't move!

http://www.epicski.com/t/111985/stra...ears-of-skiing

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Originally Posted by Philip Oliver Wholz

as rog enjoys another big mouthful of his own cock.... btw, when you criticize others technique is my favorite. redonkydoosh

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ah philip. 32 posts filled with hard on for rog. pnw britt is right on yer tail tho, as are a few others. this place is the funz ain't it? rock on troll!

rog

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Originally Posted by icelanticskier

ah philip. 32 posts filled with hard on for rog

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so like you to flatter yourself (and refer to yourself in the 3rd person), but it's more like half-mast

JONG Central in here.

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Originally Posted by vdRONdripper

I've been called a poodler, one who has a good telemark stance that is low by the newbtelewankers.
I've been called a gaper, one who has a gap between goggles and helmet, but I don't wear a helmet.
But this JONG thing is new. What is it and why would anyone call me that? Is it because I double pole plant as I get on to blues and have long poles?
https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-g.../pfroncole.jpg

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Poodler? More like diddler you poof.

Srsly dood, weak troll. Now get lost beater.

vdrontripper was a no show at lbd at alpental today, poser got called out with his tiny brain ski mind and proclaiming his mastery of nothing.
he needs to start fresh with greg for that new douche smell together
lameness is everywhere vd goes

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Originally Posted by wolfelot

This is a stupid and disappointing thread.

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Yes it is.

hope my thoughts didn't influence this verdict but i will second that.

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Originally Posted by AlpenChronicHabitual

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Its hypnotic.... I can't look away!

a thread that explained the origins (kinda) of JONG

not as good as the nsfw stuff you been dredging up from the past

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Originally Posted by flowing alpy

not as good as the nsfw stuff you been dredging up from the past

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you have seen this one

but not this one.. maybe

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Originally Posted by wolfelot

This is a stupid and disappointing thread.

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And therefore perfect for you to post in.

To the OP: After reading through the thread, it is clear you are too stupid to qualify as a JONG. You are in the SPORE classification.

There is a decent discussion going on in the Tequilla thread concerning this very topic.