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  1. 04-25-2012, 07:55 PM #1
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    What is a JONG?

    I've been called a poodler, one who has a good telemark stance that is low by the newbtelewankers.
    I've been called a gaper, one who has a gap between goggles and helmet, but I don't wear a helmet.
    But this JONG thing is new. What is it and why would anyone call me that? Is it because I double pole plant as I get on to blues and have long poles?
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    Jack of New Gear?
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    just on next gondola?
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  5. 04-25-2012, 07:59 PM #5
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    You don't even qualify as a Jong. You're just a fucking idiot.
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    presumably you've been told "search jong" and ignored that advice.
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    Jong?Click image for larger version.  Name: 1240_0_1.jpg  Views: 232  Size: 129.1 KB  ID: 114968
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    jong jong jong like the thong song?
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    Is the GSA a Jong? Attachment 114970
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    AZ greg is a dork.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mrwaffles989 View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sinecure View Post
    presumably you've been told "search jong" and ignored that advice.
    Did that on bing and google.
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    Quote Originally Posted by doughboyshredder View Post
    You don't even qualify as a Jong. You're just a fucking idiot.
    hater why don't you post up yourself skiing
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    DBS don't ski.

    If you weren't such a JONG you'ed know that.
    I don't work and I don't save, desperate women pay my way.
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    DoWork posted a very good definition of JONG some time ago. Someone has/had it as their sig.

    Try the search function

    DBS is right though - calling you a JONG insults the species
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    Troll on Venereal Disease Ron Dick Dripper . . . you're gaining an audience. Hopefully, at some point, you'll learn to be funny.
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    Quote Originally Posted by biff chalupa View Post
    Troll on Venereal Disease Ron Dick Dripper . . . you're gaining an audience. Hopefully, at some point, you'll learn to be funny.

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  22. 04-26-2012, 07:10 AM #22
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    this jong is a bad representation of a washington mtn. rider.
    keep your shit on the blue gaperRon.
    long poles=short dicks i've heard, but you could prove us right and just keep being a big dick?
    show up for longboard day at alpental on sunday and show us.
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    PM Rontele for your answer.
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    Try using Google for fuck's sake.

    Or, maybe you already did that, and you are just stirring shit again with your dpp.
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    JONG is everything and nothing all at the same time.
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