You grammar geniuses do realise that the only actual euphemism posted thusfar was the one I just posted, right?
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You grammar geniuses do realise that the only actual euphemism posted thusfar was the one I just posted, right?
Surely a genius such as yourself would know that euphemisms aren't grammatical constructs. You probably also know that this isn't polyass, so no one gives a shit.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jer
Well, in that case: mine bends where yours ends.
She could talk a starving dog off a meat truck.
Funny...best one so far ! Still laughing !Quote:
Originally Posted by farmer
i spell realize with a zQuote:
Originally Posted by Jer
Dumber than a bag of dicks
I stuffed her like a turkey at a viking wedding
Filled her like a twinkie
Shaking like Michael J Fox in a meat locker
Smelling like a dead hooker wrapped in a shit blanket
Eating like a Somali at Golden Corral
Flogging the Dolphin.
Plowed her back 40 like a storm was a'comin'.
She can suck a golf ball through a garden hose .
That dog don't hunt .
So broke I aint got change for a nickel .
Uglier than a bucket full of assholes
She's so ugly she could get a job haunting houses
softer than baby poop.
Reminds me of...Quote:
Originally Posted by Caucasian Asian
Let's make like a douche and get the fuck out of here.
^^^ I am so trying to remember this one... Which means I'll probably forget it by morning.Quote:
Originally Posted by 3snowboards
1) Working harder than a cat trying to bury a turd on a marble floor.
2) So hungry I could eat the crotch out of a dead dog.
okbye
Hotter than a 2 dollar whore on nickel night.
Keep your timber limber and you'll be a hard man to beat
euphemisms analogies tomato tomato https://plus.google.com/100612175927...ts/c6MWreA6TB6
That chick could suck-start a Harley...
I'm off like a prom dress...
it gets so hard a cat can't scratch it.
That's gayer than Steven S. Dallas and Rontele meeting after work for cosmos.
Sweating like a whore in church
An old Mainer, talking about people who are "locals" vs. people "from away". Someone asked if they had were originally "from away", but had their kids in Maine, are the kids now locals?
"Just cause the cat had kittens in the oven, don't make 'em biscuits!"
She may be ugly but she would look better with my dick in her mouth!
Out like a boner in sweat pants.
I think I read that here sometime ago - maybe Snowsprite?
Picking the ant shit out of pepper...
Talk is cheap but it takes money to buy whiskey...
An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh....
Never a horse that's hasn't been ridden, never a rider that hasn't been bucked...
dope will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no dope
(freewheelin' franklin)