Closer to 6. Trip down memory lane.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chainsaw_Willie
..and I make shit when I poop (yeah, already done, but it's been SIX YEARS, MAN. Pretty sure the copyright ran out).
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Closer to 6. Trip down memory lane.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chainsaw_Willie
..and I make shit when I poop (yeah, already done, but it's been SIX YEARS, MAN. Pretty sure the copyright ran out).
wow, I must contribute to this old thread...I am salaried, but figured it out based on a 40 hour work week.
Using the OG formula, I guess I come out at:
.63 cents per minute, average a good "solid" 12.5 minutes per trip:
$7.88/poop
I need to poop more at work! I wonder what my rate is if I had an annual bonus pooping rate?
Supposedly I'm worth $1.25 a minute. I don't see it but that's what people pay me.
But my work day is usually between 8-10 hours so the more time I take to shit, the less that time is worth. :/
Uh, by my calculations you pay to poop unless you're actually billing your poop time (what line item is that under?). That sucks. Vibes +++++++ That's why working for the man is so awesome.Quote:
Originally Posted by gameface
edit: this is about poop pay calculations, not spraying about how much you get paid. Nowhere did you provide said calculation or forward the discussion; You suck. Consider my vibes revoked.
fine, on average I lose about $5.62 taking a shit. Happy I worded it better?Quote:
Originally Posted by Mustonen
Yes. Vibes reinstated, though I wish I lost as much as you when I pooped. That's a latte.