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Yes, the Frau is aware of my err... problem - she'd have to be insensate not to. She skis, but has no interest in spending any of her free time, precious little as it is, on the internet. She leaves that up to me... :D Good thing, too - SOMEONE needs to earn the money to feed my addiction!
MildBill makes me tell people I know him from "skiing." For all I know he's a snowlerblader...
I was a travel agent in Steamboat and this girl calls for a vacation. I picked her up at the airport, took here to the condo, got a BJ. She was supposed to stay for 6 days. 7 weeks later we headed to her place in NY and now we're married 7 years and have 5 year old twin girls. The twins love to ski and ride their bikes.
Go ahead, date a maggette.
Well hello, how you doin'?Quote:
Originally Posted by sandytheskier
that's a hell of a story!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by gravitylover
Nice work.Quote:
Originally Posted by gravitylover
I guess it's safe to say your wife doesn't read the board and you won't be bringing her to any get togethers? ;)
Bwa! She is a rippin's tele skier ya know...Quote:
Originally Posted by 13
Funny how things work out...Dan and i were good friends and ski buds only, for a long time. Then one night after a party he was being all super smooooov and wouldn't leave my house ;) . I am so glad he didn't walk out the door that night. Well, he did, but hours later....
She doesn't have the energy to spend time on internet forums. Our girls leave her totally exhausted by the end of the day.
Get togethers - nah. She couldn't keep up. If anybody tells her I said that she'll kill me. She does still have the ability to outdrink me though. :)
When a chick logs onto the board calling herself 'Mrs Roo' I knew my luck was in.
Bwa!Quote:
Originally Posted by bad_roo
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Yeah, I knew when I met Corholio for the first time that there was something more than an e-connection...wait....what? Nevermind. :(
yeah why go to bars when you can get internet stalkers here? :rolleyes:
My wife is well aware of the board, no i have never tried to lure her in, she has read stories over my shoulder and hung out with a few mags. She likes the maggots, doesn't like to ski that much, but then again she has to work 9-5, I do enough skiing for both of us.
Plus there's that whole bowling ball through a garden hose thing....Quote:
Originally Posted by gravitylover
She knows about the board, Never tried to lure her in, I don't think she'd be able to sink down to our level.Quote:
Originally Posted by Punani
Her: How do you know <insert maggot name>?
Me: I, uh, well he's one of the, er, people I know from the inter- um I have skied with. Maybe.
Her: Internet board, eh?
Me: uh, yeah.
Her: Does <insert maggot name> have a real name?
Me: umm, I would guess so.
Her: You don't know it, do you.
Me: No. But I've skied with them. I think.
Been thinking along similar lines for a long time!Quote:
Originally Posted by Lumpy
IMO,You've got a woman that you click with & she skis,the impossible arduous part is over.Soak up the sun & don't worry or think so much!
Classic line of the day . . . and I totally agree.Quote:
Originally Posted by sandytheskier
Single White Maggot Male- 23, largely unemployed, will cook+give massages for place to crash in the mountains and chance to work manslut magic. Excellent references. Can also do taxes and balance checkbooks. Does not smell particularly bad. PM for details.
Ahhh I like this thread its funny, I need to find a chick who skis better then I do
I only know 2 and they are indifferent to me (and don't turn :eek: ) hottest women ever if only if only, the point being if you can find a ski bunny date her
schuss, you beat me to it! I was gonna post what I had up on a dating site (no success there, only lasted a month, hated the process actually) and officially launch the TGRMatch.com
I still don't see any PM's. :(
My wife and I are complete opposites. She skied once in her life and hated it. She can't stand the cold, gets sick from driving in the mountains, loves the beach and summer. For me, hate the heat, hate summer, love the mountains, ski more than I work, and sleep with the window wide open in the winter. Is this a problem? Hell no. My wife and I are best friends and respect one another's differences to the fullest. She has met several maggots and considers them my "ski friends". No big deal.
My current GF is a non-maggette skier. It's great having a skiing GF who can keep up! Although she is not a zealot like me, she understands my zealotry, which is FANTASTIC. :D
As for this board--she thinks it's funny that I read the board here and have met fellow maggots. It's not hard since there are about 12,128,356 of us at Alta on a powder day, heh.
Plus, if I mention some random factoid, she knows to ask, "Did you read that on your little messageboard." Uhh....maybe?
And as for TGRMatch.com--it'd be a sausage-fest. ;) For the women rippers, such a website would be like that Alaskan saying about guys up there--"The odds are good, but the goods are odd."
I've linked Mr Nohills before, and read thread to him, too. He's not as much of a ski freak as me, though.Quote:
Originally Posted by Punani
I took Mr. Sprite to the Tahoe summit, and I believe he enjoyed hanging w/ the Mags. I think he felt a bit like the odd one out though...being a knuckledragger and all. But he's a good fellow, and just kind of goes w/ the flow. He's even game to go to the Utah mini in Dec, so he's either a glutton for punishment or he really does like the Mags.Quote:
Originally Posted by Punani
He knows all about the board though, and sees me posting on it sometimes at home. I would not mind him posting here, but he's just not much of a message board person. He's actually severely dyslexic (though a brilliant guy)...and I am sure his posts would be quite interesting!
I'm sort of glad he does not post here because no doubt I'd have to proof it since he asks me to proof everything he types. And you know I'm busy enough posting up my little quips here & there.
;)
Sprite
i'm pretty severly dyslexic. lucky for me someone adopted an alias as my proofreader yesterday. maybe that alias could also offer his/her services to Mr. Sprite as well?Quote:
Originally Posted by snowsprite
We both ski, mt. bike and post to these boards. In fact, we like almost all of the same things (even after knowing each other 21 years!). It makes things better! In fact, he's probably lurking here on the boards already!
Go for it! Date a maggette! We're really hot! :D