Dating a Maggette: The Pros and Cons

**Odin** · 10-12-2004, 07:52 PM

Pro:

1. She reads the board
1a. She understands your addiction to the board
2. She has a sense of humor
3. She gets more excited about the new powder coming out than you do
4. She wants to go to france...................... to ski
5. Her clothes consist of Patagonia, Capeline, and Hoodies
6. She likes me in carhartts
7. She steals my clothes: note that she only steals my clothes from powder, TGR and Freeskier. (this could double as a con, where the hell is my heli hat again?)
8. She will go skiing without me
9. She will go skiing with me
10. She is Hot

Con:

1. SHE READS THE BOARD (OH DEAR GOD)
2. SHE READS THE BOARD (OH DEAR GOD)
3. SHE READS THE BOARD (OH DEAR GOD)
4. SHE READS THE BOARD (OH DEAR GOD)

Did I mention her great sense of humor?

**boarderline** · 10-12-2004, 07:56 PM

So, uh, who's the lucky lady?

**altachic** · 10-12-2004, 07:58 PM

paging Dantheman......

Oh, and it rules, just so you all know.

Nice work Alioops! heh, i just spilled the beans Odin!

**Ski Beaver** · 10-12-2004, 07:59 PM

Alatachic and Dantheman

Blurred and Summit

Now Odin and .....

**Odin** · 10-12-2004, 07:59 PM

Originally Posted by altachic

Oh, and it rules

Yes It Does

BTW: You Leave Messages No On Phone

**anti-jinx** · 10-12-2004, 08:00 PM

Hope she does not know how to use the search function with your name

**Blurred** · 10-12-2004, 08:04 PM

Originally Posted by Ski Beaver

Alatachic and Dantheman

Blurred and Summit

Now Odin and SkiBeaver

mouth full of themen

**Odin** · 10-12-2004, 08:06 PM

Originally Posted by anti-jinx

Hope she does not know how to use the search function with your name

Yes, She does. What's your point?

Since skibeaver and I are now dating do I get conjugal visits?

**altachic** · 10-12-2004, 08:07 PM

Originally Posted by Odin

Yes It Does

BTW: You Leave Messages No On Phone

Dude, everytime i call, you aren't there....i guess i just assume you'll call my damn cell phone again!!!!!!!!!

**divegirl** · 10-12-2004, 08:08 PM

Originally Posted by Ski Beaver

Alatachic and Dantheman

Blurred and Summit

Now Odin and .....

Um, hello, you forgot Legoskier and divegirl!!

**Ski Beaver** · 10-12-2004, 08:11 PM

Originally Posted by altachic

Dude, everytime i call, you aren't there....

Odin must have caller ID.

Odin, Hi.

You had me at Pro:

**Odin** · 10-12-2004, 08:13 PM

Originally Posted by Ski Beaver

Odin, Hi.

You had me at Pro:

If you really look like Stephen Root then I'm yours!

**divegirl** · 10-12-2004, 08:24 PM

ok so I've had 2 beers and I'm lit. Don't ask. I'm at the library on the internet because I suck.

So here's the story on Legoskier and divegirl, because nothin' has been posted on us much. I feel like now is a GERAT time to tell the story. It's pretty short.

So I saw this dude legoskier at kirkwood one day. Telenater introduced me to him. I saw him, and looked at his ski helmet, and I thought, bwaaaha, that's a pretty funny looking ski helmet, it needs to be made fun of. So, I proceed to poke and prod at lego (not physically) and tell him of my impressions of his great ski helmet. "Dude, you're ski helmet is all pointy and shit, it's sooo cute!" Ok so I suck at picking up on dudes.

Skip to the second party at lph's house from last season. "Kellie, I really like this guy, and I've been trying to flirt with him, but I don't think it's working! I think he's one of those guys who needs me to actually kick him in the pants and ask him on a ski date! He's really bad at flirting back!!! What do I do?" Kellie replies, "Linds, these are guys who only think about skiing, and women. I'm sure if you kept up at what you're doing, and asked him out, he'd be all over that. You have no worries. Just do it." Thanks Kellie. So I kept after him, and finally he started opening his lips and making sounds, like he was talking to me, come out. I was shocked. The man speaks! Maybe he likes me. So me, being the forward moving redhead that I am, tells him we should get together and ski at Alpine sometime. We set a date, and it's on. After we ski, we eat, and then go to his place. We hang out and talk about music. And it's time for me to leave, so I head down to my car, and as I'm about to turn to my beloved eggplant colored honda civic, he plants a kiss on my lips. YOWZA!! They DO work!! And then a week later, the summit is happening. You can guess where I was some of the time

Ok the beer is wearing off. I'll go now.

**Odin** · 10-12-2004, 08:27 PM

DMRPPS

(Drunk Maggette Romantic Post Preservation Society)

Originally Posted by divegirl

ok so I've had 2 beers and I'm lit. Don't ask. I'm at the library on the internet because I suck.

So here's the story on Legoskier and divegirl, because nothin' has been posted on us much. I feel like now is a GERAT time to tell the story. It's pretty short.

So I saw this dude legoskier at kirkwood one day. Telenater introduced me to him. I saw him, and looked at his ski helmet, and I thought, bwaaaha, that's a pretty funny looking ski helmet, it needs to be made fun of. So, I proceed to poke and prod at lego (not physically) and tell him of my impressions of his great ski helmet. "Dude, you're ski helmet is all pointy and shit, it's sooo cute!" Ok so I suck at picking up on dudes.

Skip to the second party at lph's house from last season. "Kellie, I really like this guy, and I've been trying to flirt with him, but I don't think it's working! I think he's one of those guys who needs me to actually kick him in the pants and ask him on a ski date! He's really bad at flirting back!!! What do I do?" Kellie replies, "Linds, these are guys who only think about skiing, and women. I'm sure if you kept up at what you're doing, and asked him out, he'd be all over that. You have no worries. Just do it." Thanks Kellie. So I kept after him, and finally he started opening his lips and making sounds, like he was talking to me, come out. I was shocked. The man speaks! Maybe he likes me. So me, being the forward moving redhead that I am, tells him we should get together and ski at Alpine sometime. We set a date, and it's on. After we ski, we eat, and then go to his place. We hang out and talk about music. And it's time for me to leave, so I head down to my car, and as I'm about to turn to my beloved eggplant colored honda civic, he plants a kiss on my lips. YOWZA!! They DO work!! And then a week later, the summit is happening. You can guess where I was some of the time

Ok the beer is wearing off. I'll go now.

**altachic** · 10-12-2004, 08:31 PM

Nice divegirl...it's the coolest isn't it?

**Telenater** · 10-12-2004, 08:32 PM

Paging the next Busdriver.... Yes, this is an announcement of immanent departure.

I think you may be needed shortly.

She doesn't ski (much), but when I mentioned being a skier she said something about a very distant cousin of hers breaking an ankle (somebody Morrison...). Too bad that's as close to skiing as she's been in the past few years. Oh, well, the rest seems to make up for that one small disadvantage (or is it a disadvantage?).

**Telephil** · 10-12-2004, 08:36 PM

Originally Posted by Telenater

Paging the next Busdriver.... Yes, this is an announcement of immanent departure.

I think you may be needed shortly.

Bastard, just kidding, you deserve it methinks. So do we take a poll for the next busdriver?

**divegirl** · 10-12-2004, 08:40 PM

Nater, I read your post wrong at first - congratulations!!! Keep us updated......oh, and send me your address, I need to send you something...

Altachic,
Yes, it IS wonderful. I've enjoyed seeing you and Dan's stories/trips on tgr. I've yet to meet the both of you! .....I was a skiing jong, but I've been counceled on the ways of the wise, and it's wonderful finding someone you have so much in common with. Agreed!

Odin, I knew that was coming. Any news with Ski Beaver?

**Telenater** · 10-12-2004, 08:46 PM

Originally Posted by Telephil

Bastard, just kidding, you deserve it methinks. So do we take a poll for the next busdriver?

This was just a warning, I can't claim that a replacement is actually needed yet. I've learned my lesson about announcing that prematurely.

BTW, I've seen few things cooler that the Maggot/Maggette shared joy/stoke on this board. Good to see the couples getting at it together.

**Ski Beaver** · 10-12-2004, 08:51 PM

Originally Posted by Telenater

Good to see the couples getting at it together.

This thread to turn NSFW soon.

**Ski Monkey** · 10-12-2004, 08:54 PM

Heh, this is funny. Nice work guys and gals.

**Blurred** · 10-12-2004, 08:54 PM

Originally Posted by Ski Beaver

This thread to turn NSFW soon.

Going to post a pic of your pee-pee for Odin?

**Endlessseason** · 10-12-2004, 09:02 PM

Funniest freaking meeting story I've ever read.
Way to go Divegirl, you redheaded vixen!!!!!
And Lego...it couldn't have happened to a nicer guy!
http://endlessseason.com/smilies/rotflmao.gif

Originally Posted by divegirl

ok so I've had 2 beers and I'm lit. Don't ask. I'm at the library on the internet because I suck.

So here's the story on Legoskier and divegirl, because nothin' has been posted on us much. I feel like now is a GERAT time to tell the story. It's pretty short.

So I saw this dude legoskier at kirkwood one day. Telenater introduced me to him. I saw him, and looked at his ski helmet, and I thought, bwaaaha, that's a pretty funny looking ski helmet, it needs to be made fun of. So, I proceed to poke and prod at lego (not physically) and tell him of my impressions of his great ski helmet. "Dude, you're ski helmet is all pointy and shit, it's sooo cute!" Ok so I suck at picking up on dudes.

Skip to the second party at lph's house from last season. "Kellie, I really like this guy, and I've been trying to flirt with him, but I don't think it's working! I think he's one of those guys who needs me to actually kick him in the pants and ask him on a ski date! He's really bad at flirting back!!! What do I do?" Kellie replies, "Linds, these are guys who only think about skiing, and women. I'm sure if you kept up at what you're doing, and asked him out, he'd be all over that. You have no worries. Just do it." Thanks Kellie. So I kept after him, and finally he started opening his lips and making sounds, like he was talking to me, come out. I was shocked. The man speaks! Maybe he likes me. So me, being the forward moving redhead that I am, tells him we should get together and ski at Alpine sometime. We set a date, and it's on. After we ski, we eat, and then go to his place. We hang out and talk about music. And it's time for me to leave, so I head down to my car, and as I'm about to turn to my beloved eggplant colored honda civic, he plants a kiss on my lips. YOWZA!! They DO work!! And then a week later, the summit is happening. You can guess where I was some of the time

Ok the beer is wearing off. I'll go now.