I love my wife and all, but Jesus Hercules Christ...

If I'm gonna to to effort of cooking, I sure as shit ain't gonna make "bread and jizz"

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Originally Posted by Foggy_Goggles

If I'm gonna to to effort of cooking, I sure as shit ain't gonna make "bread and jizz"

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If I am reading this thread correctly, bread and jizz is what mom's like.

54th anniversary today and the wife said not to get her anything. HA!! I'm not falling into that trap. Went out and got her a card a flowers and gave them to her at noon so I could make my 5pm tee time.

Not to add fuel to the toast/mayonnaise debate, but slathering hamburger buns with mayo and then toasting them on the grill before the burgers come off is the only way to go.

Smart man.

of course, it might have taken you the better part of a half century to get there, but hey. all that counts is that youre there

In wife-speak "don't get me anything" translates directly to "definitely get me something"

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Originally Posted by zion zig zag

Not to add fuel to the toast/mayonnaise debate, but slathering hamburger buns with mayo and then toasting them on the grill before the burgers come off is the only way to go.

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Have you tried Veganaise?

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Originally Posted by Diamond Joe

In wife-speak "don't get me anything" translates directly to "definitely get me something"

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No it doesn't. It translates into, "you already forgot this was coming up, so here dumbass is a get out of jail card, eat me later".

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Originally Posted by riser4

If I am reading this thread correctly, bread and jizz is what mom's like.

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An amusing example of how incorrect apostrophe usage changes the meaning dramatically.

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Originally Posted by frorider

An amusing example of how incorrect apostrophe usage changes the meaning dramatically.

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Your welcome.

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Originally Posted by riser4

Your welcome.

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Their is the effort i abbreviate.

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Originally Posted by zion zig zag

Not to add fuel to the toast/mayonnaise debate, but slathering hamburger buns with mayo and then toasting them on the grill before the burgers come off is the only way to go.

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Kewpie Mayo.

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Originally Posted by zion zig zag

Not to add fuel to the toast/mayonnaise debate, but slathering hamburger buns with mayo and then toasting them on the grill before the burgers come off is the only way to go.

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That’s fine… butter is better.

nyt lays out the loading rules once and for all…

https://www.washingtonpost.com/home/...-a-dishwasher/


facts.

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Originally Posted by m2711c

nyt lays out the loading rules once and for all…

https://www.washingtonpost.com/home/...-a-dishwasher/


facts.

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NYT?

Not a fact

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Originally Posted by m2711c

nyt lays out the loading rules once and for all…

https://www.washingtonpost.com/home/...-a-dishwasher/


facts.

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Can’t read it but already know it’s wrong. Article written by couple of broads. .


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I love those articles, especially from The Times, on domestic issues such as dishwasher loading. I also got to catch up on some Miss Manners without hitting the pay wall. Bonus.

Was in an enduro bike race and on a technical downhill I lost all front brake power. I rode it out using only my rear brake.

After that section was over I saw that my front brake pads had fallen out. WTF?

So I called my wife and asked her to meet me on the course with a new set of pads (had to ride the second timed section without front brakes but fortunately it was more XC) style riding)

Later in the race I’m cruising along and lose all power in rear brakes. Stop and check - yep the pads had fallen out.

Then I realized the problem - the last person to bleed my brakes didn’t install the pins back in.

The person who bled my brakes was my wife.

Is this a ploy to get my life insurance?

Am I allowed to complain that she bled my brakes (which is nice) but didn’t finish the job?

Fortunately no wipeouts occurred and no bones were broken. We laughed about it - but I’m sleeping with one eye open for the next bit.

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Originally Posted by bennymac

Was in an enduro bike race and on a technical downhill I lost all front brake power. I rode it out using only my rear brake.

After that section was over I saw that my front brake pads had fallen out. WTF?

So I called my wife and asked her to meet me on the course with a new set of pads (had to ride the second timed section without front brakes but fortunately it was more XC) style riding)

Later in the race I’m cruising along and lose all power in rear brakes. Stop and check - yep the pads had fallen out.

Then I realized the problem - the last person to bleed my brakes didn’t install the pins back in.

The person who bled my brakes was my wife.

Is this a ploy to get my life insurance?

Am I allowed to complain that she bled my brakes (which is nice) but didn’t finish the job?

Fortunately no wipeouts occurred and no bones were broken. We laughed about it - but I’m sleeping with one eye open for the next bit.

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You have a wife who not only knows how to bleed brakes, but actually bleeds yours for you as well?

Holy shit.

You should check to see if your life insurance payout has been increased lately…

maybe hire a food taster?

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Originally Posted by J. Barron DeJong

You have a wife who not only knows how to bleed brakes, but actually bleeds yours for you as well?

Holy shit.

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Right?!?!
I mean it’s prolly 10 minutes to just tell Mrs. P where they are, then what they look like, then which ones…etc.
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Originally Posted by bennymac

Was in an enduro bike race and on a technical downhill I lost all front brake power. I rode it out using only my rear brake.

After that section was over I saw that my front brake pads had fallen out. WTF?

So I called my wife and asked her to meet me on the course with a new set of pads (had to ride the second timed section without front brakes but fortunately it was more XC) style riding)

Later in the race I’m cruising along and lose all power in rear brakes. Stop and check - yep the pads had fallen out.

Then I realized the problem - the last person to bleed my brakes didn’t install the pins back in.

The person who bled my brakes was my wife.

Is this a ploy to get my life insurance?

Am I allowed to complain that she bled my brakes (which is nice) but didn’t finish the job?

Fortunately no wipeouts occurred and no bones were broken. We laughed about it - but I’m sleeping with one eye open for the next bit.

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If you are racing or doing down hill and somebody other than yourself works on your bike then you need to make sure everything is 100% before you leave. It doesn't matter if it's your wife or a paid shop tech. It's your bike. It's your race. It's your skeleton.

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Originally Posted by AK47bp

Can’t read it but already know it’s wrong. Article written by couple of broads. .


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Plug the URL in here: https://archive.ph/

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Originally Posted by halliday

If you are racing or doing down hill and somebody other than yourself works on your bike then you need to make sure everything is 100% before you leave. It doesn't matter if it's your wife or a paid shop tech. It's your bike. It's your race. It's your skeleton.

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Maybe it’s not coming across in my post but I’m telling this story to laugh about it. I’m not actually blaming my wife. Yes thanks Dad - I know it’s my responsibility.

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Originally Posted by J. Barron DeJong

You have a wife who not only knows how to bleed brakes, but actually bleeds yours for you as well?

Holy shit.

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This

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Originally Posted by bennymac

Maybe it’s not coming across in my post but I’m telling this story to laugh about it. I’m not actually blaming my wife. Yes thanks Dad - I know it’s my responsibility.

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I didn't hear the humor in your post. Or maybe I didn't listen for it out of anger/confusion on somebody forgetting to pin the brake pads. Either way of your good with it Im good with it.