JFC.
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No but for 20k i'd hope it would talk and seduce me, similar to the 'Her' relationship of Joaquin Phoenix.Quote:
Originally Posted by AK47bp
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It would never judge a shit. Never.
Not sure if the horrendous placement is worse than the horrendous selection…Quote:
Originally Posted by Touring_Sedan
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Amen. I do the grocery shopping and feel dirty AF when I have to buy that swill, especially when the cashier feels the need to remind me that if I buy 3 more I'll get a discount.Quote:
Originally Posted by nickwm21
That’s standard here. Like, 7/11 standard. And every house.Quote:
Originally Posted by muted reborn
I’m just surprised we don’t bow to our toilets at this point.
Temperature control. Pressure control. Sound of singing birds control. Some light up on the inner bowl and some have the bathroom’s exhaust fan inside the toilet seat, where it belongs.
That— and the sink to wash my hands is on top of the toilet tank, recycling water and reducing required space.
Before you know it these shitters will be Bluetooth enabled to play the sound of the YouTube video you’re watching while on the thrown.
Best toilets ever, yo. Fuck, I just realized I’m on one right now.
^^I like the singing birds. Sounds pretty relaxing.
Around these here parts it’s known as iPoopingQuote:
Originally Posted by gaijin
I like the sound of real birds coming in through the bathroom window right now. They have a lot to say this morning.
There's a few on the reservations around NY. The one on the Akwesasne res is also a good weed store. Friendly people that appear to be happy with their situation, we always have good conversations when I stop there. It's so much nicer than the typical stop, pump and leave.Quote:
Originally Posted by Diamond Joe
The actual view from my shitter. My wife loved it.Quote:
Originally Posted by riser4
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For the constipated they should play Godzilla movies to scare the shit out of them.Quote:
Originally Posted by gaijin
Belongs in the Elderly Parents thread I guess, but I recently learned that frequent constipation is a risk factor for dementia.
That fence looks like New Mexico! Do I spy a stack of piñon wood?Quote:
Originally Posted by Meadow Skipper
Yep yep. I’ve lived in NM a while now. My house is made of mud and sticks.Quote:
Originally Posted by MontuckyFried
Lovely! There is nothing more delightful to me than that smell whenever I'm up there in winter.Quote:
Originally Posted by Meadow Skipper
So ..... how frequent is "frequent"???? And is Metamucil the anti-dementia drug?Quote:
Originally Posted by frorider
Never mind , I don't want to know.
Post internet scramble: takes 3 days (!!!!!!!!!) of non-poopage to be in trouble. Ooof. May be related to microbiome.
Also, not good if you poop more than once a day.
Damn. Now THAT'S living! Exhaust fan INSIDE the toilet seat? Genius!Quote:
Originally Posted by gaijin
Um, bad to poop more than once a day? Asking for a friend.Quote:
Originally Posted by PB
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Originally Posted by riser4
Pretty sure 2x a day is fairly normalQuote:
Originally Posted by riser4
I was taught that the Yanomani of Brazil shit 5 times per day, due to their mostly low value vegetablie diet. I cannot verify.
Ya know man (i), they're healthy as heck right up until they die on average at 38 years.
What if you're all over the map, ranging from 3x/day to once per 48 hours?
Also asking for a friend.
It’s BS, people don’t poop enough. Most people don’t eat enough vegetable fiber. More pooping is better for your colonQuote:
Originally Posted by riser4
Once a day is the minimum
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The ACG disagrees.
"Constipation is often thought of as a decrease in the number of bowel movements/day, and many people think that they need to have a bowel movement every day. But this is not correct. If you have three bowel movements each week, and feel well, you are healthy. Constipation also means too much straining with bowel movements, or passage of small hard stools or a sense that they have not completely emptied their bowels. The American College of Gastroenterology defines constipation based upon symptoms including unsatisfactory defecation with either infrequent stools, difficulty in passing stool or both. But if there is a new change in bowel habits, people should consult with their doctor."
https://gi.org/topics/constipation-a...tion-problems/
I have become a big fan of the Kirkland Benefiber copy. 1x dosage every other day has made a huge difference. Nothing better than a great big steamer that comes out clean and you know where the end was.Quote:
Originally Posted by MagnificentUnicorn
TMI?