HA! I love that somebody's handle was "RS6 buyers group." Just the good luck charm we needed.
For peak TGR mega jillions cred, what about a group buy on a bullfighting arena? ;)
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HA! I love that somebody's handle was "RS6 buyers group." Just the good luck charm we needed.
For peak TGR mega jillions cred, what about a group buy on a bullfighting arena? ;)
So the plan is all fly to Germany to pick up the RS6`s, then an obnoxious caravan drive into the Alps, followed by apres Hookers and Blow? Am I getting this right?
I really like the way Duffman has this planned out.
Yes - but only if midgets vs lions fight in it.Quote:
Originally Posted by MontuckyFried
Roughly 75 entrants? That’s $9.66 million each. Or, $866,666 each per year for 20 years with the annuity. I’m gonna go ahead and assume that I’m one of only a couple weirdos that would opt for the annuity.
Steve who?Quote:
Originally Posted by BmillsSkier
Weirdo here, raises hand.Quote:
Originally Posted by bagtagley
Yup, me too, but I think it is paid out over 30 years
Screw the annuity. Always worse.in the long run. Unless you have a raging Hookers and Blow problem ........Quote:
Originally Posted by liv2ski
Ok, how does the annuity work again.
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Originally Posted by bagtagley
Weirdo here too. I would absolutely go for the annuity given the choice. A steady income of nearly a mil a year (or even half that) would be incredible. That way, when I blow my wad on my car quiver and go broke, I can get a second chance at stupidity when that next paycheck rolls around. Or just treat it like it's a REALLY good paycheck and actually be smart with the bucks. Again, that's what I'd tell the wife, family and friends. I'd totally do fake business, lease an office to commute to, the works. Haha.Quote:
Originally Posted by Buzzworthy
HehQuote:
Originally Posted by MontuckyFried
Open a "fakery?" I'd go for that size annuity as well. Don't trust myself!Quote:
Originally Posted by MontuckyFried
If i recall, rules were posted early on in the thread, and i don't think they have changed.
From mazderati post 11 in the thread...
TGR Rules of the Pool
Lump sum option with equal split
Computer-generated ticket numbers
PayPal $2.00 (only) for one ticket (only) by 6:00 PM ET Friday
I'll buy and email pictures of the tickets to the email address linked to your Paypal account by 10:00 PM ET Friday so everyone can play along
Include your TGR handle in the payment notes so there is something to cross-reference if needed
Don't fire up the confuser with talk of annuities and other bullshit.
Right? Rules are rules.Quote:
Originally Posted by basinbeater
But if I were to hit it by myself....
Yeah. Exactly. NOT suggesting rideski does anything differently than he is. That would be a complete PITA to deal with annuitized payouts and all that anyway. But yeah, if it was me, and only me (not a hundred internet randos), I'd absolutely go the annuity route. Rulez is rulez tho. And NOBODY'S gonna be complaining about an instant multimillion dollar payout.Quote:
Originally Posted by riser4
Exactly. We can discuss all of our brilliant investment strategies and what to do with the lump sum payment in Stuttgart while waiting for them to finish washing the RS6's. I presume for a few Euros here and there some good old fashion Bavarian beer wenches with giant Steins of pilsner could be procured to help lubricate this discussion.Quote:
Originally Posted by MontuckyFried
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Originally Posted by Duffman
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9z5qpyxRR-A
did we get some rollover tickets for this draw? i lost interest in checking not that it matters much since tonight is the tonight!
p.sshould my yellowstone club thread go in gear swap or ski snowboard?
Duffman gets it!!!
I dunno, but I DO know that Bunion has teh contractor access we need to sneak us in there for the impending (and incredibly) hostile takeover. Maybe he can challenge the current owners to a Chinese Downhill for the rights to the place. It's gonna get wild!Quote:
Originally Posted by ex-powderbroker
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I can't leave my wife out of it. She's the brains of the operation. So we'd have to both have an office. Well, she already has one, but we'd get a better one. Anyone else would think we get paid to do something that nobody really is sure what it is.Quote:
Originally Posted by MontuckyFried
Just sent money, don't know if I missed the cutoff
We could be like Kramer from Seinfeld! Nobody had any clue how that guy got by. #LIFEGOALSQuote:
Originally Posted by riser4
When people ask what I do for work, I'd be like "I'm a consultant." "Yeah, but what do you DO." "You know. A little bit of this. A little bit of that." I've totally known people like that before. Now I think I finally figured out the truth! That or they're trust funders.
Royalty payments from sales of the Bro.Quote:
Originally Posted by MontuckyFried
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Originally Posted by swerve
Sorry , missed this one, posting Tix in a few minutes. Can refund or hold.
Just keep it, if no one wins we can roll into next drawing.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rideski
Yeah, not even sure how that would work with so many people. Just thought the breakdown was interesting.Quote:
Originally Posted by basinbeater
My wife and I have said that if we hit the big jackpot, we wouldn’t tell the kids until they’re older. We informed them of that fact at some point years ago and the oldest still gets irritated about it when the lotto comes up.
^^^lol.
Or how about never?! No freaking way I'd want my kids to EVER know, lest they become worthless wastes of space like most trust funders, or just biding their time til I kick the bucket. I honestly would probably continue to mostly live kinda modestly, don't tell ANYONE jack about jack, and as my fake business "takes off" can ease into the wealth (still not giving the kids anything except for maybe a college education or help get them through an internship), and in the end when I DO finally croak, I'd have most the wealth set up to go to charitable purposes. Sure, I'd hook my descendants up with a bit after my death, but not enough to make them lazy, ya know?Quote:
Originally Posted by bagtagley
Thanks for going through all this hassle, rideski! Feeling good about tonight, my friend. Seeya in Deutschland!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Rideski
Raises handQuote:
Originally Posted by MontuckyFried
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Originally Posted by Duffman
This ^^ is perfect. I plan to hire a personal Umbrella Girl whom I'll provide a WSBK Castrol livery outfit [the Castrol girls by far were the sexiest at Miller Motorsports Park] who will be my travel companion. At each stop she will jump out and deploy the umbrella and provide shade while we are on this fortnights trip[is this good? I want to have a nice drive, no-one should feel they have to tour the entire time]. Duffmans wenches will provide libations along with some catered snacks.Quote:
Originally Posted by Duffman
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Looking forward to quaffing a few German beers after hitting the Autobahn with the team.Quote:
Originally Posted by MontuckyFried
How fun would that be?
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Originally Posted by liv2ski
the audi hq in munich is pretty convenient for a little mag summit in kitzbuel. it’s really the best place to do a chinese downhill. i’m sure franz will want to mingle with us after we book the whole hotel.
This is the type of insight and planning we need. This should be a drive of exploration and enjoying our newfound status and automobiles. I for one would greatly appreciate the umbrella girl to protect my pasty white head from the scorching Northern European sun.Quote:
Originally Posted by Vt-Freeheel
This plan is coming together nicely.Quote:
Originally Posted by ex-powderbroker
I sense another jackpot rollover and our winnings keep growing.
Other than crypto, this is my best investment ever!
In it 'til we win it.