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Over-served, or he'd gotten out of the way or at least a paw up.Quote:
Originally Posted by Meadow Skipper
Why do books have two title pages inside when the cover already says the title? 3 times a charm kinda thing?
Next game:Quote:
Originally Posted by old goat
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90% of the posts that I read in the THINGS THAT ANNOY ME thread.
Gotta get me some march mellows.
Meanwhile, in Idahohoho, this is very amusing--
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EgTY3OCU...g&name=900x900
That picture NEEDS a thousand words.
I didn't count, but here you go https://www.idahopress.com/news/loca...f1a2dbe87.htmlQuote:
Originally Posted by PB
I would have posted this in the "Shit that Annoys You" thread. Everything about this jackass is annoying!Quote:
Originally Posted by spanghew
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Definitely; and they should have pants'd him before wheeling him outside.Quote:
Originally Posted by eagleskier
my 10 yo nephew likes to play “restaurant” (my brother is a chef) and now they’ve introduced a “karen” character that always demands to speak with the manager [emoji23]
Ponderosa pine seedling volunteered in one of my wife's little clay pot. Methinks the pot's too small.
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I’d be interested to see how that would play out. Just keep watering it.Quote:
Originally Posted by old goat
Ebikes are a hot topic. It's just too bad Rog wasn't here to chime in and make it piping hot.
radio station said they had an hour of live Allmans coming up. They played "Whipping Post" and "Mountain Jam" back to back. That's 58 minutes. I guess the DJ wanted to leave early.
mvyradio.org ftw btw
Tree grows, breaks pot, tree dies.Quote:
Originally Posted by neufox47
Creaky and Damien would also liven that thread up..Quote:
Originally Posted by jackstraw
My dog was barking at my phone, and google assistant "heard" this
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That’s amazing we can finally communicate with them but rather disappointing their thoughts are so jumbled.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ted Striker
Driving behind an old pathfinder in decent shape today and thinking I should ask them if they’re interested in selling because someone I know from the internet is looking for it.
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BahahahahahaQuote:
Originally Posted by Aldo
Guy trying to wing board in a flat calm. Holding the wing up looks like a lot of work. Kind of like the torture water polo coaches like to inflict--treading water holding up milk jugs full of water in both hands. Wind would help.
Ha! Yep.
Couple good ones there, KQ.
Women steals public works truck to try to pull her car out of a ditch.
https://www.sierrasun.com/news/crime...ch-in-truckee/
The Sierra Sun used to have some great police reports. I haven't seen one in years. My favorite was when a neighbor called the cops because she thought her neighbor's house at been broken into and vandalized. The investigation determined that it was just bad housekeeping.
That’s one of my favorite dad jokes to pull. When I walk into a room or house that’s a total mess I’ll offer to call the police because the place looks like it was broken into and tossed. But ^that was IRL.Quote:
Originally Posted by old goat
This was in a RFQ for some stream restoration work:
“Firstly, a diversion dam similar to the one depicted on page 25 (Section 11.0, Option 4) of the ROI will be constructed at a perineal spring near location GT-004”
Emphasis mine. I'm tempted to ask the issuing agency if anyone has checked to see if the stream has a prostate condition.
People are losing it!
New Hampshire woman votes topless after anti-Trump shirt disallowed
https://www.milforddailynews.com/new...irt-disallowed
This got a solid laugh out of me. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Aldo
More likely a yeast infection. I'm sure whoever wrote that will blame it on autocorrect.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dantheman
Vegans who swallow.
that was one of my dad's favorites as wellQuote:
Originally Posted by Meadow Skipper
His other one is when you haven't called him back in awhile and he asks if we've been placed in the Witness protection program
I thought you Europeans had that all sorted out.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dirt Dawg
Here in the mountains all the tech bros and broettes have moved here from the bay area to work from home and there isn't near enough bandwidth for internet or cell service.
Today, driving down Mt Rose highway after going for bike ride up high to escape the smoke -- being followed closely by aggro driver in older Land Cruiser honking incessantly at us to pull over so she can pass. We're not going *that* slow, though it was in our camper truck, and maybe she just didn't like looking at the awesome beauty of it. Pulled over into slow vehicle pullout to let her by -- but not stopping, just slowing, so she can pass. Aggro woman slows down in the road to gesticulate wildly and yell, though because her windows were all up, we couldn't hear a thing. She realizes that I'm not stopping, so finally she passes... and proceeds to drive about 2-3 mph faster than we were going anyway.
People are weird. But amusing.
Went to REI in Sacto to return a pair of damaged skis they sent me. They have a greeter inside the door to tell everyone they have to keep their mask on. I stop on the dot where it says to stop--6 feet from the greeter. Young guy behind me is about 2 feet away. I nicely ask him to please back up. He says, no--you move forward. Then the greeter starts her spiel, but I have to tell her I can't hear a word she's saying because the guy behind me is ranting loudly. Finally he shuts up, she says her piece and we go in. I was sorely tempted to put the skis over my shoulder and "accidentally" take him out with a sharp pivot.
My friend was accidentally sent a $100 bottle of shampoo and they don't want it back.
I've now washed my balls with $100 shampoo. TBD if anything cool happens