I love my wife and all, but Jesus Hercules Christ...

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Originally Posted by riser4

Are we really talking about proper dispensing of asswipe? Really?

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The weirdest thing about third world countries is them expecting your ass tissue to go in the trash can. That. And no seat. Squat to shit. It’s not relaxing. I can’t ipoop without a seat.

Although a Hamam massage with a happy ending made up for the poor toilet hygiene

Just did a one handed test in the shitter over and under because I have no fucking clue what you all are talking about. Both ways tore fine.

You guys are all INSANE and deserve the wives you married, ha.

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Originally Posted by Core Shot

The weirdest thing about third world countries is them expecting your ass tissue to go in the trash can. That. And no seat. Squat to shit. It’s not relaxing. I can’t ipoop without a seat.
Although a Hamam massage with a happy ending made up for the poor toilet hygiene

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#1 mucho better if you give a shit about water. #2 mucho better for proper bowel evacuation. #3 creepy as fuck.

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Originally Posted by muted reborn

Just did a one handed test in the shitter over and under because I have no fucking clue what you all are talking about. Both ways tore fine.

You guys are all INSANE and deserve the wives you married, ha.

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You’ve never heard this discussion before? It’s almost cliche at this point it’s so commonly discussed.

Team TP over the top without a doubt, but I’ve never heard the cat excuse before and that’s 100% legit.

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Originally Posted by Boissal

#1 mucho better if you give a shit about water. #2 mucho better for proper bowel evacuation. #3 creepy as fuck.

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Except paper in the can means flies.

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Hey, we can post pics again… finally.

She requested I make the enchiladas with flour tortillas………


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Originally Posted by nickwm21

She requested I make the enchiladas with flour tortillas………


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Flour tortillas are the best tortillas. #norteno 4 lyfe.


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Enchiladas and tacos = corn
Burritos = flour

But, in an interesting twist… corn / flour hybrid tortillas do exist and they can be pretty damn good.

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Originally Posted by TahoeJ

Enchiladas and tacos = corn
Burritos = flour

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This is a rule you’ve made up in your head that doesn’t exist.

I like my tacos with flour tortillas.

Fight me.

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Originally Posted by zion zig zag

This is a rule you’ve made up in your head that doesn’t exist.

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No, not a rule just a personal preference. Both can be fantastic, and like I said the hybrids are pretty damn good and becoming more popular, at least in California. Also a big regional thing throughout Mexico. It’s all tasty.

Funny enough, a lot of people think those hard shell tacos with beef are a Taco Bell thing for dumb white people but they actually have long time regional roots.

Mini flour tortillas for skillet fried quesadillas topped with fried egg for breakfast was the hot trend in this house this weekend.


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Originally Posted by dan_pdx

I may have posted this before, but my wife and I engaged in a silent war with the TP. I always install a new roll the correct way, coming over the top, she typically installed the wrong way. One day I was feeling exceptionally bold and brought it up in conversation and she said she had never noticed and had never thought about it. And there's the difference between men and women

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Originally Posted by skaredshtles

Not sure that's true. Because I put the TP on the roll however it happens to be in my hand... and have also never thought about it.

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Yeah I'm with skaredshtles I had no clue this debate even existed. which way the TP roll goes on the dispenser is so far under my radar as to not even exist. FWIW though I use wet wipes and not TP

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Originally Posted by muted reborn

Just did a one handed test in the shitter over and under because I have no fucking clue what you all are talking about. Both ways tore fine.

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My thoughts exactly. who cares which way the TP unrolls?? (My wife, apparently, because it was brought up at a dinner party that I frequently did it "wrong". Although she acknowledged that it was probably a thing that was under my radar, which is true)

so everyone realizes once you are sitting there as oposed to thinking your S.O. is a stupid cunt

its real easy to just change the configuration of the TP roll ?

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Originally Posted by zion zig zag

This is a rule you’ve made up in your head that doesn’t exist.

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No. It is the law.
Besides. You can’t roll a burrito with corn tortillas

https://youtu.be/SLaltfyTEno

I’m on team flour when it comes to tortillas. Whether it’s tacos or burritos or whatever. Although the hybrid option sounds like it’d be worth trying.

Wife is gf. We do corn when we split a 3 taco plate. No complaints from me, pretty good. But I still do flour when solo.

But she can keep her goddam gf burger buns and cakes.


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Do you really need a full squirt of dish soap into the coffee pot? Takes 5 gallons of water to wash that out or the coffee tastes like Palmolive. Could probably just use a rinse.


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Originally Posted by Meadow Skipper

I like my tacos with flour tortillas.

Fight me.

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A taco is only a Taco with a crunchy corn shell. You Heathen!

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Originally Posted by farmguy

A taco is only a Taco with a crunchy corn shell. You Heathen!

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Only if they're home crisped. If you're talking about store bought taco shells they're an abomination. I generally go for flour or corn soft tacos.

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Originally Posted by ENDOOO

Do you really need a full squirt of dish soap into the coffee pot? Takes 5 gallons of water to wash that out or the coffee tastes like Palmolive. Could probably just use a rinse.


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Ever think about how the greeks got used to tree sap in their wine ?

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Originally Posted by ENDOOO

Do you really need a full squirt of dish soap into the coffee pot? Takes 5 gallons of water to wash that out or the coffee tastes like Palmolive. Could probably just use a rinse.


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A literal drop of dish soap is enough to fully sud up a dish. Most people over soap. My FIL applies dish soap like syrup on a pancake.


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Originally Posted by XXX-er

Ever think about how the greeks got used to tree sap in their wine ?

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No. I’ve never thought about that.


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