Don't forget- when it gets cold you might get knocked out by an iguana falling out of a tree too.Quote:
Originally Posted by riser4
Death from above, below, and within. Scary place.
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Don't forget- when it gets cold you might get knocked out by an iguana falling out of a tree too.Quote:
Originally Posted by riser4
Death from above, below, and within. Scary place.
This is pretty close to Florida:
https://www.witn.com/2022/05/25/man-...-deputies-say/
Natty Ice FTW!
Banned from Walmart would be good name for a punk rock band.
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Favorite Walmart story was a guy that took a flat screen TV box back to them filled with a few bags of rice wrapped in the styrofoam packaging. Store clerks assumed the weight meant there was a TV in there.
He got his cash refund and was nearly to his car in the parking lot when they opened it up and discovered their folly and called the cops on him. He made it to the first stoplight before they caught up with him.
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Originally Posted by Skistack
Even the sharks aren't safehttps://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/202...7748a0f5b9.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by warthog
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Bad couple of days for Florida Man.
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/...ck/7466258001/
https://abc-7.com/news/state/2022/05...weekend-party/
this fits riiiiight in here ... Florida man, passenger crash into FedEx truck during sex act (autoblog.com)
Pretty humerous wording. Frankly, I don't blame the guy.
OmgQuote:
Originally Posted by Squirreljam
“Neither occupant of the FedEx vehicle was injured; the only package harmed was the one being attentively gift-wrapped by the passenger of the SUV.”
“Despite suffering perhaps the most predictable consequence in the world, the driver appears to have gotten lucky twice over, and the resulting injuries were not reported to be reproductively catastrophic.”Quote:
Originally Posted by jmedslc
Damn shame. I gather the guy’s name is Clevon.
^^ a not so happy ending to his happy ending
Just came out of nowhere
Jacksonville man arrested for killing neighbors chicken.
https://www.facebook.com/502480569/v...9977405005692/
I don’t wanna hear unless he choked it to death
Golf clap…..
This guy won't be clapping anymore
fireworks/
Truth.Quote:
Originally Posted by Vt-Freeheel
But now he is a zen Buddhist and knows the true sound of one hand clapping.
What's the sound of one hand clapping?Quote:
Originally Posted by Vt-Freeheel
Boom!
(Sorry).
Florida Man and his AR-15 is upset with Lawnmower Man
https://twitter.com/lines_draw/statu...arking-dispute
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Does that asshole have his truck parked in the front yard ?Quote:
Originally Posted by Harry
This likely started when the landscaper made a comment about rifle mans shitty looking lawn
OmgQuote:
Originally Posted by Harry
Have YOU ever tried to maintain a lawn in Florida? It'll drive you nuts. Therefore, the whole state should be prohibited from possessing firearms. Bunch of psychos.Quote:
Originally Posted by Vt-Freeheel
nope, city street. but the trailer was blocking his drivewayQuote:
Originally Posted by fatnslow
the shitstain loose canon was just still in the middle of losing his mind, even tho his driveway is unblocked in the video