Gotta be fake, where the shit spackle all over the bowl from the pResident's fast food diet?Quote:
Originally Posted by ::: :::
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Gotta be fake, where the shit spackle all over the bowl from the pResident's fast food diet?Quote:
Originally Posted by ::: :::
ground floor men’s room at the hospital hasn’t been discovered by the masses yet
nice and clean and quiet
Dayum.Quote:
Originally Posted by ~mikey b
Yeah, but the seat is covered in MRSA…. [emoji15]Quote:
Originally Posted by ~mikey b
no
not on a patient care floor
Start a new thread
Work bathrooms NOT SLAY3D
oh
I’m not saying I didn’t slay it
Attaboy!Quote:
Originally Posted by ~mikey b
Just what you need, MRSA on yo ass!Quote:
Originally Posted by Harry
Anyone weigh themselves before and after?
I’m not saying I’ve NEVER done so but no, it’s not a habit. You?Quote:
Originally Posted by riser4
And what was your champion dump, weight wise?Quote:
Originally Posted by riser4
Went to the shared men's room in my office building. Just a urinal and stall. Taking a leak, noticing a horrible stench coming from the stall and a puffy jacket on the floor of the stall. Guy in the stall says, "hey, I've had a horrible accident and need to ask you a favor. Can you bring me a plastic bag?" I feel bad and retrieve a full size garbage bag from my office and a roll of paper towels while commencing mouth breathing as I enter the zone of destruction. He declines the paper towels but requests "rubber gloves". I say "sorry no" and forget to maintain mouth breathing. Accidentally inhale through my nose and nearly vomit. I've been in some 120 degree Honey Buckets on job sites and never gagged like that. Had to run out before it got any worse. Afraid to check the disaster that surely awaits the janitorial crew tonight. That's all I got.
I mean, it might be coincidence, but the McRib is back and all......
I'm laughing harder than I should be.
Haha!Quote:
Originally Posted by HappyCamper
Shit, I laughed out loudQuote:
Originally Posted by HappyCamper
Careful.Quote:
Originally Posted by dan_pdx
Fortunately you're in the right thread.
As someone that deals with putrid smells at work on a regular basis, mouth breathing is worse than breathing through your nose when dealing with these things.
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