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Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrxCyNvSL64Quote:
Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn
ew ew ew ew ew ew
So you only have sex with virgins?Quote:
Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn
More probable that he still is a virginQuote:
Originally Posted by WWCD
Living in NM I should be posting in this thread every day...
Heres my contribution from a girl I know in Abq. We haven't actually met yet because honestly she intimidates me. But Im ready to sack up. Prob going down next week...http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/f...e/IMG_1545.jpg
DAMN! get on that shit!
That little number is VERY hot. And probably knows how to use a switchblade.
^^^lol
No, I just don't bang girls that I know my friends did.
I guess I am Eskimo brothers with my friend from HS, but I hit it first.
OK, so you got laid once in HS before you moved to a ski town? ...cuz you're not getting laid in a ski town without going eskimo pie at some point.Quote:
Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn
Huh. One of my best friends from College and I had the same taste in women and didn't mind sharing at all. We fucked probably 10 of the same girls in our 4 years together at MD. One girl actually fucked both of us just to see which one she'd prefer after talking to her Sorority sisters who were on the list.Quote:
Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn
It's not like they don't wash, and who cares if you know their other partners or not? At least I knew he didn't have STDs.
You'd be surprised how many people here don't ski or even like winter. It's a bit odd. This is more of a college and hipster town than a ski town. There's women everywhere (that are all equally not attracted to me, yay!).
Daaamn! Wtf are you waiting on? Did you meet her on Craigslist or something? Fess up,there's nothing wrong with that.
Get down there ASAP. File a float plan though.Quote:
Originally Posted by cptpowder
It's probably some gay dude from craigslist who's setting you up to be the gimp at his big ghey halloween party.Quote:
Originally Posted by cptpowder
Prob is BF wants to watch. Thats just too weird. Way too many ways that could go very badly. However...she just told me shes been granted certain privileges to see other people by herself. I think its worth to at least meet her for a drink....Quote:
Originally Posted by HotCarl
Profit?
Nothing can go wrong in this situation.
Pussy...it is not too weird if you are banging that hot lady with his permission. Blinders work wonders.Quote:
Originally Posted by cptpowder
:)
Chances are he just likes watching his girl get railed by strangers. It happens. Probably just swingers. I've had this situation happen to me before. In ONE instance I convinced the mrs. To meet me at my hotel room in Twin Falls,with the promise of videotaping the entire thing for her husband,rather than him actually being there. Luckily,I haven't turned up on the net yet. And if I did,oh well. I'm not running for office. And this wifey was hot. Showed up at my room with the long coat on,and wearing nothing but super fine lingerie underneath! Bitches be crazy!!
Sometimes you just gotta sack up though....
We made animal noises!!
Rawr or oink?
Sent from my cell phone. no, a cell phone.
Yeah, their probably into the hubby watching her get tied up and railed. A little weird, but hey, awkwardness gives extra stamina. Trust me.
Sent from my cell phone. no, a cell phone.
probably shouldn't refer to your scores as "the mrs."Quote:
Originally Posted by HotCarl
could cause some confusion.
This thread has turned to fail.
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Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn
Soda=out the nose
I need to read this thread more often. Let me know when this happens and the drinks are on me bro.Quote:
Originally Posted by cptpowder
Might I suggest a medical alert bracelet in case someone finds you in a bathtub full of ice?
Sacked up and went down yesterday. Defintely not as cute as I hoped. Glad I didn't become a skin suit or a gimp. Nevertheless no need to go back as SF has plenty of hotter girls.Quote:
Originally Posted by Meadow Skipper
What the hell did you expect? You think dimly lit from behind with no hint of a face was going to be FTW??? Show you ropes and and an ass and you are in.
ya, but that rope and ass, dimly lit is a good start, no?Quote:
Originally Posted by TNKen
Cpt, we need more info, was the BF there? weird shit....
Seriously......WHO in hell is this Ullr ????????
Who TF is he????????
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EDIT : Nevermind.....I looked him up. Norske god of skiing.
Does he prefer brunette or blondes thrown into the firepit for sacrifice? Being Norske, I figure he'd prefer true blondes only.
Anybody got a spare true blonde?
Lots of good can happen if that was the only view you had of her. Face would be of less importance. And STD's too of course.
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Cpt, we need more infoQUOTE]
I bet it had a penis
Um....so, if you didn't take the picture, was that like on her webpage?? Sort of like different photos showing different options.Quote:
Originally Posted by cptpowder
Option A: (as above) "Coked up cheap S/M whore....$265 / 1.5 hours .
STDs extra.
Option B: "High Society Call girl" - $bazillion/hour. RSVP early your flavor of edible panties and choice of scotch or Chateu Lafite cabernet.
Option C: "French Maid" - $150 / 2 hours. Let us know beforehand if you want feather-duster or the Hoover.
Option D: "Third Floor Restroom Ecstacy" - $you can't afford it! Gerbil extra.
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AKR, if you ruin this thread, you're fucking banned.
Thread = Destroyed
How's what I wrote (pretty funny, actually), ruining this thread? Am I posting DBT-style poli-bait??? No. So get your head out of your self-inflated ass, then.Quote:
Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn
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Exhibit A:Quote:
Originally Posted by Alaskan Rover
Exhibit B:Quote:
Originally Posted by Alaskan Rover
Just... stop. Not in this thread. Please.Quote:
Originally Posted by Alaskan Rover
Back on topic. Maybe not blizzard worthy but good for a few inches:
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I didn't take this picture,but i have violated her on multiple occassions back in Colorado. FILTHY what all she's into.:nonono2::nonono2::nonono2: Rhymes with Dorybowls
You owe me,Ullr
And this is the wife that showed up at my hotel room,wearing nothing.....not exactly a piggy:biggrin:
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