Thigh high's are where it's at, and always have been.
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Thigh high's are where it's at, and always have been.
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Then the cat needs to be perched on only one breast for it to work. Otherwise it is kitty on the titties which doesn't fit the pattern as the original is not Elf on the the shelfs. The Elf is only on one shelf. Kitties on the titties would work. They need to add another cat.Quote:
Originally Posted by simple
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Originally Posted by MakersTeleMark
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Is that a cinnamon role or a ginger snap?Quote:
Originally Posted by MakersTeleMark
Wait. Its both. Win Win.
You might want to see a neurologistQuote:
Originally Posted by The AD
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Fire bush Friday
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No bush on the last one
She's a mermaid, you insensitive fuck!
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Haha... ukrainian flag ? Sweden ? No
It is lower austria.... haha good old danube cycle path.....
Those grandfathers in the background gonna stroke hard to keep perking.
Guess she wears click shoes. But the saddle needs lube.
Where is a mermaid’s vagina?
Just gotta roll’her in flour and go for the wet spot.Quote:
Originally Posted by irul&ublo
Is this not a cat on a rack?Quote:
Originally Posted by The AD
She doesn’t need one. She just squeezes out a pile of eggs and you wank a load on top of them.Quote:
Originally Posted by irul&ublo
Not really as romantic all those fairy tales make it out to be. Hopefully she offers a hand to assist your efforts.
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Originally Posted by Core Shot
That's what I thought of, too, but it doesn't actually rhyme.Quote:
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She’s right.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kenny Satch
Kitty on a titty.Quote:
Originally Posted by garyfromterrace
Except it's kitty on titties, plural, do it doesn't work.Quote:
Originally Posted by Yonder_River
Solution: kitty on titty
So you're saying titty is plural?Quote:
Originally Posted by PB
The kitty may be on titties (plural), but it is also on a titty (singular).Quote:
Originally Posted by riser4
Correct.