It's so humid in the office bathroom this time of year that it slays me
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It's so humid in the office bathroom this time of year that it slays me
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A guy I used to work with did something like that. He used the “Do you smell burning wires?” line
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Ya, I pulled that on a buddy once. We were on a cross country road trip in a somewhat unreliable vehicle. "Hey Dave, do you smell something burning?" It was his car so of course he was concerned. Hilarity ensued.Quote:
Originally Posted by Caucasian Asian
I have no idea what this says. I found it in an office bathroom in Romania. I am guessing that the intent is similar.Quote:
Originally Posted by MiddleOfNight
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...When one of the kids slay3d the throne before I get a chance to. Jeebus H Christmas. WTF did they eat between meals?!?!?
SLAY3D
Late afternoon slayage. Somebody walked in and turned around without even taking a leak
Money. That's when you know you are a real man.
On the door of a can at work
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Well done, detrusor
You think this guy was just trying to slay his work bathroom and was taken out of context???
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my manQuote:
Originally Posted by spanky
Home Depot reports bomb threat after man says he’s going to ‘blow up’ the bathroom
https://www.yahoo.com/tech/home-depo...040721135.html
For Future Reference in case you are need and time is of the essence: at Home Depot, the bathrooms are at the back of the store and at Lowes they are at the front..Quote:
Originally Posted by shredgnar
Just use the ones on the floor if you are in a hurry. Bring your own wipe as they don't keep them stocked. Bastids.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sagamoron
I had a guy quoting me a roof melt system, totally destroy my guest bathroom today.
Four flushes, ten minutes of moaning and not a word when he comes out.
Solid work.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shredhead
I guess that qualifies as a “work bathroom” for the guy.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shredhead
somehow much funnier that it was only a quote
The moaning is the best part. That's a mean dookie.Quote:
Originally Posted by mall walker
No shit, can you imagine the damage he does to an actual job site?
"I'm, ya, I need portajohns for a crew of 10 for two weeks, plus an extra one for the boss."Quote:
Originally Posted by mcski
We’ve got a couple of BIG girls at work who I’ve seen eating some really nasty junk food all the time. The other day I saw one of them walk down the hall from near the 2nd story loo as I was headed to take a piss but I didn’t heed the obvious red flag. I realized as I stepped in and started to piss that she must have just been in there taking a shit. The bowl was splattered beyond belief and the room smelled like a snake farm.
That’s the only way I can describe it. Disgusting
Doubtfull the biguns could wipe all the blowback
Looks like ozzy could slay them
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