Eye Safety

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Originally Posted by jayfrizzo

Your mom did say I was pretty tall.

At least that's what I think she said.

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My Mom passed away so there ain't much action there.
But considering the source, you probably have a good time with dead ladies. Besides, dead chicks can't refuse a stud like you.
Maybe someday you'll snag a live one.

do we need a thread for dead mother "jokes" ?
I remember the mother jokes back when I was 12, even then....LAME !:nonono2:

http://www.acidplanet.com/artist.asp...58367&T=309409

Mom jokes have and always will rule.

Hey, Tampanga, "It’s just A.I. man. Don’t take it so personally."

Putana means.........

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Originally Posted by jayfrizzo

More grow as in increase the quality of surfing in general.

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How do you increase the quality of surfing in general? Is it beach engineering to create better waves? Swell machines to stop those untimely flat spells? Is there a "skip-the-learning-curve-and-go-straight-to-ripping" drug in development?

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Originally Posted by Hayduke

Just to add to the mix.....Shorey's my younger bro. He's never had a sesh longer than a couple'a hours and can't get out back if it's bigger than 4'. I've never seen him stand on a board (on water) for longer than 3 seconds. He is however, an accomplished internet surfer, so good in fact that repeated employers get totally jealous and fire him.:FIREdevil

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This is one of the coolest burns I've ever seen on here :yourock:

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Originally Posted by hop

How do you increase the quality of surfing in general? Is it beach engineering to create better waves?

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There's an artificial reef just down the road from me. I (and most of the general population) was skeptical at first. For the first year or so it didn't really work, but it gradually filled in with sand and/or growth and is a pretty decent wave now. They should've shaped it a bit differently though - it only ended up a right when it would've been so easy to make a decent right and left :nonono2:.

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Originally Posted by jayfrizzo

Hey, Tampanga, Don’t take it so personally.[/url]"

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Take what so personally?

Whining from a one-eyed tea bagger?

Heh, good one. Better the bagger than the bagee I suppose.

Nice avatar. I don't think it counts as overhead if you're riding drop-knee, though.

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Originally Posted by jayfrizzo

Heh, good one. Better the bagger than the bagee I suppose.

Nice avatar. I don't think it counts as overhead if you're riding drop-knee, though.

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What would you know about drop knee when you've never stood up?
Oh, I know...you spend a lot of time on your knee's.

You still here, Texas? You lost, go drag a foot or something.

and speaking of drop knees, whiskey militia had some killer dakine board bags yesterday for like 70% off, 10' too, for my longboard, and...I missed it:mad:


http://www.dropknees.com/blog/2007/0...iskey-militia/

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Originally Posted by Hayduke

Just to add to the mix.....Shorey's my younger bro. He's never had a sesh longer than a couple'a hours and can't get out back if it's bigger than 4'. I've never seen him stand on a board (on water) for longer than 3 seconds. He is however, an accomplished internet surfer, so good in fact that repeated employers get totally jealous and fire him.:FIREdevil

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It's not much coming from you when you failed to spot your one and only fin was actually mounted the wrong way round....dah! And just what is "couple'a" doing in there when thousands was paid for your to be edumacated properly?

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Originally Posted by willywhit

Horse racing can't touch the Billabong pro at Teahupoo

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What a vid!

Polo - the sport of kings.

brad gerlach is a nut !
Brad Gerlach's Todos Santos bomb measured in at 68 feet, which netted him the 2006 Billabong XXL title and $68,000 ($1,000 per foot)

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Originally Posted by Shorey

It's not much coming from you when you failed to spot your one and only fin was actually mounted the wrong way round....dah!

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Mike turned the fins round on my minimal. He did all 3, I did notice and was really entertained when I discovered he'd shredded the thread on the screws so the fcs key just span round in the holes. Mate that was fucking 5 years ago....is that the best you can do?

Are you out on your boogie board again this weekend? A1's forecast looks just about perfect for you:

Weekend Summary:

'Initital signs are for small onshore slop'

Yeeeesssssss!

Slop, I dig slop. I'm there.