Need Advice

Fuck you guys-- haters.

This guy has this sweet plan, and all you guys can do is bitch about it. I think you should do it, kid. Quit school-- it works out for most people, and almost everyone here will tell you how much HS sucked anyway.

College is just for dorks, you don't want to do that. Besides, you sound smarter than most professors.

And, what would me more exciting than life on the lam in Chile! A country where life is cheap and extradition between there and here has been anything but smooth since the revolution in '73!

Don't ever let anyone stand between you and your dreams, kid. Honestly, I think you could do it and get away with it. Don't let the fact that it would fuck up the rest of your life keep you from your awesome season living the dream!

honestly the best decision I ever made when I left home at 16 to ski around the world was to steal my mom's credit card. The worst decision she ever made was not to cancel it until it was WAY THE FUCK too late.

Do like my Bro did - graduate high school, get into college, get student loans, and SPLIT. In his case he moved to Maui, but that's a mere detail.

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Originally Posted by LoafLover

Ladies and Gentlemen, Alan Greenspan has joined the board. Please, write a discertation on the macro-economics of one guy appropriating some snow from the fat cats in OOtah.

By the way, I don't need justification (the plan is moving forward), just names people, names:fuckyou:

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Hey asswipe...its "dissertation" and the impact of "one guy" would hardly be a macro analysis.

Trolls should required to have IQs above 80.:fuckyou:

If you've lurked here long enough you'd know that we need some footage of you skiing before we hook you up, bro.

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Originally Posted by irul&ublo

Hey asswipe...its "dissertation" and the impact of "one guy" would hardly be a macro analysis.

Trolls should required to have IQs above 80.:fuckyou:

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Apparently, I am not all that bright. Maybe I should re-evaluate my western exploits.

By the way, the broad economic implications (regardless of source, i.e. one man) referenced in Nik's post requires macro analysis. You got the cart before the horse chief.

Alta Ticket Counter

LoafLover "Yes I'd like lift ticket please"
Ticket person " That will be ($$whatever they are charging this year)please"
LoafLover " Do you take out of state checks with out of state ID's"
Ticket person " Sure do, oh and I see youve got some starter checks (no
name or address)well welcome to the world of
responsibility.If you want you can write the amount for a
little over the amount and that will give ya some extra cash
for the day"
:nonono2: :fuckyou: : :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by LoafLover

I don't think that anyone can argue that I will ski some sweet resorts without money with this plan.

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The backcounty is free, earn your turns.

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Originally Posted by Trashcan

Alta Ticket Counter

LoafLover "Yes I'd like lift ticket please"
Ticket person " That will be ($$whatever they are charging this year)please"
LoafLover " Do you take out of state checks with out of state ID's"
Ticket person " Sure do, oh and I see youve got some starter checks (no
name or address)well welcome to the world of
responsibility.If you want you can write the amount for a
little over the amount and that will give ya some extra cash
for the day"
:nonono2: :fuckyou: : :rolleyes:

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I am about done with you guys. I actually have some shit to do today. Poking holes in your inane retorts is so 10th grade. I am not some rookie here. I have thought this thing through. I just wanted a bit of inside info on payment standards at western resorts.

More accurate:
LoafLover "Yes I'd like lift ticket please [after finding the most inept and harmless looking girl selling tickets"
Ticket person " That will be ($$whatever they are charging this year)please"
LoafLover " Will you take my check [requested later series numbers from bank]?"
Ticket person "Sure do, but I see you have an out-of-state check and ID. We cannot accept that."
LoafLover "Really? Well, I have my military ID for added verification. I just returned from over seas and have been touring resorts for some down time with my fiancee. My credit cards are all still inactive due to my military absence."
Ticket Person "I suppose we can make an exception"

" Will you take my check [requested later series numbers from bank]?"
Ticket person "Sure do, but I see you have an out-of-state check and ID. We cannot accept that."
LoafLover "Really? Well, I have my military ID for added verification. I just returned from over seas and have been touring resorts for some down time with my fiancee. My credit cards are all still inactive due to my military absence."
Ticket Person "I suppose we can make an exception"[/QUOTE]

Good fuckin luck with that.

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Originally Posted by LoafLover

Apparently, I am not all that bright. Maybe I should re-evaluate my western exploits.

By the way, the broad economic implications (regardless of source, i.e. one man) referenced in Nik's post requires macro analysis. You got the cart before the horse chief.

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The first part,is true, youre not bright. The second part- its micro analysis, and Nik is right. Prices go up noone can ski there except the richy rich, prices must come down (lack of customer) meanwhile everything in town is tailored to the rich clientele and its 13 dollars for a soda.

if you are real and not a troll: you are a douche. STFU, finish school, move west, get a job like everyone else bumping chairs/serving food/mountain maintenance, that provides a free pass and cheap housing, and have a ball.

don't try and be a hero and beat the system with your lame-ass plan. they will catch you and you will go to jail (and we will all laugh while you are some Utah man's bitch boy)

If you think you are smart enought to drop out of HS like THall and get spancered, then you would know the ski industry is a very small world and ripping off ski resorts won't get you too far.

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Originally Posted by powwrangler

If you think you are smart enought to drop out of HS like THall and get spancered, then you would know the ski industry is a very small world and ripping off ski resorts won't get you too far.

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"Anonymity is the truest expression of altruism."
Eric Gibson, Wall Street Journal

If Nobis can get away with his shit due, wholly, to his skiing ability, my skiing is going to get me a gnar-award, not jail time.

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Originally Posted by LoafLover

"Anonymity is the truest expression of altruism."
Eric Gibson, Wall Street Journal

If Nobis can get away with his shit due, wholly, to his skiing ability, my skiing is going to get me a gnar-award, not jail time.

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Nobis was on the US ski team and is otherwise accomplished, you aren't.

Morgan: Double Burger.
[singing]
Morgan: Chuck, I had a double burger!
Chuckie: Will you shut the fuck up? I know what you ordered, I was there.
Morgan: So give me my fucking sandwich.
Chuckie: What do you mean your sandwich? I bought it. Hey Morgan, how much money you got on you?
Morgan: I said I'd give you the change when we ordered the Sno-Cones when we pulled up, so why don't you give me my sandwich and stop being a prick.
Chuckie: Well why don't you give me your fucking sixteen cents you got on you and we'll put your sandwich on layaway. There you go, keep it right up here for you, We'll put you on a program. Everyday you bring your six cents and at the end of the week you'll get your sandwich.
Morgan: Why do you have to be such an asshole?
Chuckie: What am I, fuckin' sandwich welfare? I think you should establish a good line of credit. Like how you bought your couch, payment plans. Remember how your mother brought in $10 everyday for a year and she finally got her couch Rent-A-Center Style?
Morgan: Can I have my food now please?
Chuckie: [throws the burger at Morgan] Here's your fucking double burger!

stop feeding the trolls.

great. so glad I posted in this fucking thread. can't believe I actually read a couple of these posts. that is all. good night. fuck.

What's a check?

Seriously though, who are those people who take ten minutes in front of you in the supermarket writing a fucking check for their groceries and then need cash back and all sorts of other needy crap?