I am going to make you spin me some GOLD bitch...Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir Jongalot
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I am going to make you spin me some GOLD bitch...Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir Jongalot
Dude my brotha Rumplejongskin!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Rumpelstiltskin
Soooo, yesterday after skiing some slackcountry at Lolo Pass I jongishly forgot to put my skis back into my truck and left them leaning on the side of my truck instead. I then proceeded to back up and the skis (with my brand new Naxo 21's) fell under my rear tires and I backed over them. I noticed the "bump" with my rear tires and thought nothing of it and let my front tires back over the same "bump". After backing out all the way I looked to see what the "bump" was and sure enough it was my skis. Considering the size of the "bump" I must have ran directly over my naxo's, but they were completely unscathed. Needless to say, Naxo's are bomber tough and I'm a jong!!
So glad I broke my shoulder so I have nothing better to do but see what is going on online... WOW.
Think I'll go slam my dick in a door.
Duuuudde bad move.Quote:
Originally Posted by AsheanMT
I did that in the Loveland parking lot - with these 170 pocket rockets - I just left them there since I'd ran em over.
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Originally Posted by Sir Jongalot
That's terrible!!!!!! :(
...I wont get to hear about jong things that you have done on at the resort for another 2 weeks!!!
I really like this thread.
Keep it coming! That is killer material.
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Originally Posted by SRSHARPEJR
You must be a barrel of laughs to be with.
^ how does one slam his head in the door?
Jong thing I did today: I was riding up Six Shooter lift and threw garbage out all over the mountain for traction purpose. Then I didn't get off the chair until it was too late and crushed my legs on the gearhouse. The lifties had to stop everything for about a half hour until a pretty red snowmobile picked me up! I'm such a Jong!
Dudes - please give my thread the top rating so I can be the #1 rated thread -
1 star = #1 baby!!!!
I had this secret stash.
It was like only 10 minutes from the road, but no one knew about it. I have been hitting it every couple days with no one's track's but Jongy's. :D
But the other day I took a friend there, he took his friend there, and today when I couldn't ski they went there.
Now I have de-stashified my own stash and I'm sad.:confused:
Uhhhh ohhh - just posted in PNUT's thread....
Jong...
I took a dump in the urinal at work today.:cool: total jong move.
Ooops - I forgot my password - have so many internet passwords, bank passwords, work password, secret club passwords, etc I totally get confused. So I guess I have to just use this new account.
Jong equals not JerkQuote:
Originally Posted by cmsummit
yeah, but I didn't know any better.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir Jongalot2
it really wasn't that bad until I flushed.
god damn if I can't ski and have to sit at the computer this is not a bad way to do it...funny as shit! :yourock: :yourock: :yourock: :yourock:Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir Jongalot2
Whoa man Jay's gave me... those funny muscle guys...what's that mean?Quote:
Originally Posted by Jay's Dip Powcher
Found my password (its the same password I keep on a piece of paper in my wallet with my bank acct info).
-I talked on my cell phone with my friend about her ass rash during the entirety of a 12-minute lift ride. I'm pretty sure the three strangers next to me appreciated the medical advice I indirectly dispensed about topical creams.
-I also had a picnic lunch on the tranny of a popular tabletop before taking 15 minutes to re-adjust all my ski equipment on the blindside landing.
Dude bad scene today.
I was booting out of Vail over to the East Vail Chutes - H2O Tower specifically. I booted out of the gate, past Mushroom Bowl and up the ridge.
I was solo and was hiking behind a snowboarder dude. He stopped at the place to drop into the Water Tower Chute so I thought hey maybe we could ride together. I stopped next to him and said "How's it going - you taken a run yet?"
He responds full of hostility "this is hell of backcountry - .not even backcountry - crowded around here." Obviously annoyed that I would be stopping near him and skiing the same line.
"What?" Jongy retorts "you're right - its too crowded around here - probably not even from here are you? California or is it New Jersey, huh - why dont you go back to from whence you came mother fucker? Get out of MY backcountry!"
He lunges at me and we tumble down off the booter into the 3' of powder. Punches, knees, kicks, headbutts, and powder, powder. Finally I get in a solid palm to his nose and he collapses back, nose broken, blood in the powder.
I crawl back to the booter and my skis - click in and shred down the H2O Tower chute.
Bad scene - its like a booter dude - if you want solitude go somewhere else.
good stuff
I woke up this morning at 5am - ran out to the car and drove up to A-basin...for 1".
Guess its a Jong move to believe the weather forecast.
I drove a half hour to the top of Galena Pass for a nice 2 hour skin and powder session. I forgot my poles. Still got the goods however.
^^That's fucking great. LOL. Is this for real?^^
shit yeah its for real. I will not be denied the goods, even if I forget my gear. Those "poles" worked pretty good actually....
Dude, I'm still fucking laughing! :D I would of done the same thing!Quote:
Originally Posted by Super G
I posted another pointless drivel thread on TGR......I need to talk to my sponsor....
Dude those stick poles are not Jongy, their downright steesey.
That is freakin amazing! Could even add duct tape pole straps if absolutely necessary.
my jong game goes like this ...
find a nice backcountry access spot. wait till other folks show up. talk non-stop garbage to them. follow them up but make your own skin track ruining as much fresh as you can. turn around just before the people you are following top out. ride ahead of them and line shop the whole route then at the bottom ask everyone for their tgr screen names so we can go out again!
happy fri the 13th all!
jeez, and you didn't bother to fashion some powder baskets out of a big frozen mushroom cap???Quote:
Originally Posted by brice618
yes, very steezy setup:yourock:
dudes.... i was down da park 2day yo! just chillaxin with mah brah's and smokin a blunt while filmin our new ski vid y'all. i was drinkin a 40 and my brah's all like "yo BRB, peep dat nigga up dere yo! lets fuck wid 'im!" so like when he was about ta hit dis big ass money booter, just as he's in da tranny, i kross mah armz like the booter'z clozed and yell at him "ITS CLOSED BRAH!" hehehe dude freaked out hard and ate shit bad y'all! i think he broke his neck yo! but i dun give a fukk, i jus cheezed it when tha fun patrol came to blood bucket him.
hehe yo
no jong things of late sir jongalot?
Well lets see brah,
I made Superstar Punami's Squawman thread NSFW - heh, heh, heh.
I got a job - one that is 8-6 six days a week - so I cant ski except for Sundays...AND I got a girlfriend (who I'm not really into cause she's kinda fat, ugly, and doesnt ski) who wants me to spend my free day with her, NOT skiing - and I totally let her control my life that way..
Dudes,
I was so like in a bad way yesterday.
I had partied up hearty at the neighbor's BBQ on Saturday night and slept in before heading up to do some touring that new powder from last Wednesday. We hiked in 3 hours and that sucked cause i forgot my water and was sweating. We ended up on this south facing oven of a slope and about half way up I started to sink in to my waist. Slopped around for about a minute trying to get up this steep face while my buddy stood on a log. Then it glopped me - avalanche or something weird moving wet snow down the face and through the trees. I ended up on top of a willow bush luckily. So we just built a kicker as that glop harded up quick.
I like totally got worked up about that Dankhucker guy - even though he's just a alias. Oooops.
That Hairy and Jer on the other hand - they're genuine tools
Your not a Jong ,you live in Breck.It so fukn rad there.
this thread reminds me of jeff spicoli....... brahs.
Ohhh Shit.
I think I just called out Blurred11s - in my jongy way.
Shit's going to hit the fan now.
^^Now you need to challenge him to a ski-off!^^
Get after it!